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I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 1:51pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd." |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by Nobody: 2:35pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
show us the pics of ur vagina |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 3:04pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
u be pure mumu |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
wat a stupid vulgar pervert good joke cant laff cuzz a modafucker just spoiled my mood. how cn u ask som1 to show u her vagina? ged a lyfe and wake up from ur warped consciousness |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by kay9(m): 4:10pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
U know, i dont know. 1st, i read d joke n thot, oh how funny. Then i read d nxt comment n "ow shucks ". And i then i saw clemcykul's comment hahaha d joke just got funnier!. |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 8:19pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
som1 deleted my post |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by Rebellious(f): 10:01pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
chisco82: You bastard! Go ask yo mama to show you hers. |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
na wa oh boys no dey respect person wife |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 2:08pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
leave the fool honey, he menstruates from the anus |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by olulu(m): 2:17pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
nightnurse: Hmmmmmmmmmm, no wonder u a nurse. |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 6:03am On Mar 07, 2008 |
my wife, i no hear wetin u talk oh!!! |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by Lohlarh(f): 9:00am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Ituen u deaf, Ol boy no dey ask dt kin question hear o, abi u be JJC? |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Mar 07, 2008 |
the sh*it head don run |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 10:54am On Mar 07, 2008 |
run go where, em go still come back come see em mama burger packaged and placed for sale at MAC-DONALD's |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by folly69(m): 10:58am On Mar 07, 2008 |
damn nighty u bad o |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Mar 07, 2008 |
mac donalds too much na, mai-shayi will be better |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
;Dlmao |
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 5:21pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
lohlar hmmmmm |
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