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I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 1:51pm On Mar 04, 2008
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one
day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and
said, "Johnny. This is where you come from."

Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his
friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."

"Why?" one asked.

Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this
close to being a turd."
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by Nobody: 2:35pm On Mar 04, 2008
show us the pics of ur vagina
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 3:04pm On Mar 04, 2008
u be pure mumu
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Mar 04, 2008
wat a stupid vulgar pervert angry



good joke cant laff cuzz a modafucker just spoiled my mood. how cn u ask som1 to show u her vagina? ged a lyfe and wake up from ur warped consciousness angry
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by kay9(m): 4:10pm On Mar 04, 2008
U know, i dont know. 1st, i read d joke n thot, grin grin oh how funny. Then i read d nxt comment n "ow shucks undecided undecided ". And i then i saw clemcykul's comment tongue lipsrsealed grin cheesy wink smiley hahaha d joke just got funnier!.
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 8:19pm On Mar 04, 2008
som1 deleted my post angry angry angry angry
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by Rebellious(f): 10:01pm On Mar 04, 2008
chisco82:

show us the pics of your vagina

You bastard! Go ask yo mama to show you hers.
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Mar 04, 2008
na wa oh

boys no dey respect person wife
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 2:08pm On Mar 06, 2008
leave the fool honey, he menstruates from the anus
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by olulu(m): 2:17pm On Mar 06, 2008
nightnurse:

leave the fool honey, hes menstruates from the anus


Hmmmmmmmmmm, no wonder u a nurse.


grin grin grin
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 6:03am On Mar 07, 2008
my wife,

i no hear wetin u talk oh!!! grin grin grin
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by Lohlarh(f): 9:00am On Mar 07, 2008
Ituen u deaf,

Ol boy no dey ask dt kin question hear o, abi u be JJC? angry
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Mar 07, 2008
the sh*it head don run grin grin grin grin
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 10:54am On Mar 07, 2008
run go where, em go still come back come see em mama burger packaged and placed for sale at MAC-DONALD's
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by folly69(m): 10:58am On Mar 07, 2008
damn nighty u bad o grin
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Mar 07, 2008
mac donalds too much na, mai-shayi will be better grin
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by nightnurse(f): 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2008
grin grin ;Dlmao
Re: I Came This Close To Being A Turd by ituen(m): 5:21pm On Mar 07, 2008
lohlar

hmmmmm

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