A woman gave an amazing testimony at church last week. After returning from a service she placed her hand on the lump in her breast and started praying on it. She noticed that the lump started bigger and bigger. All of a sudden it bursted and an object fell into her hand, leaving a gaping hole. Alarmed, she dropped it onto the floor only to see it crawling.

It is actually like a small tortoise. Just as she was trying to phantom the whole situation, the hole in her breast closed perfectly. She kept the demonic creature in a glass jar and displayed its picture as she was giving the testimony on the pulpit.

Wonderful!

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You are wise.

Pictures please.

inurmind: Pictures please.

I heard Papa relate the testimony during his sermon in the 3rd service.

aglomar:
I should be able to supply that on Sunday IF AND ONLY IF this particular testimony appears in our church's weekly publication and the pix of the monster is there. See, people give so many wonderful testimonies here.

Any Winners member who attended the 2nd or 3rd service last Sunday should corroborate this info.

I'm not saying you are lying, I just want to see the item for myself.
I believe services are recorded in winners and are later sold in dominion bookstores and even in a stall right beside the terbanacle. You could get it from there.

aglomar:
I heard Papa relate the testimony during his sermon in the 3rd service.

Lol, why the sudden change of words? Anyway my first post still stands.
Besides, I've been a winner too and I know our lovely papa is very fond of exagerrating.

It was tiresome to me the way Christians would lie over and over again on testimonies, science and many other things. lie in the name of Einstein, Darwin and so on and any Christian that heard such lie would not even bother to verify before happily spreading the foolish ignorance. But then again Christianity is a trillion dollar industry in itself so its understandable

The woman gave d testimony in the presence of almost 50,000 ppu during d 2nd service. Everyone knows that Papa always refers to testimonies of d previous service while preaching. Moreover, many people attend all d 3 services. I attend 2 of them

Like I said before, nobody is saying you are lying. I just want to see the hideous monster from her apples.
Is that so big a request?

How can you tell a wonderful testimony like this without providing the picture of the creature that looked like a tortoise that the woman displayed when she told her testimony in church?

I will get it if it is in the church's publication on Sunday.

But u guys should be used to great test

Affiliated: It was tiresome to me the way Christians would lie over and over again on

The fact that are u a satanist or a Guru Marahji adherent shouldn't make u dsiprove the work of God.

Omerian Consult: A woman gave an amazing testimony at church last week. After returning from a service she placed her hand on the lump in her breast and started praying on it. She noticed that the lump started bigger and bigger. All of a sudden it bursted and an object fell into her hand, leaving a gaping hole. Alarmed, she dropped it onto the floor only to see it crawling.

It is actually like a small tortoise. Just as she was trying to phantom the whole situation, the hole in her breast closed perfectly. She kept the demonic creature in a glass jar and displayed its picture as she was giving the testimony on the pulpit.

What sort of lie is this? Some woman magically had a breast lump that jumped out and turned into a tortoise like animal that she put in a jar. The breast then healed perfectly.

So she brought something in a jar as evidence? God is willing to magically heal this woman so that only her husband or boyfriend will be able to see the perfect breast but he won't heal amputees?

Stories like this are the reasons for my signature.

@Homer: which part don't u believe- that people go about with demonic deposits inside their body or that God is powerful enough to expel such deposits? I pray they don't hide a pestle in you before u believe. The bible says d wicked shall yet do more wickedly because he knows that his time is short.

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Omerian Consult: @Homer: which part don't u believe- that people go about with demonic deposits inside their body or that God is powerful enough to expel such deposits? I pray they don't hide a pestle in you before u believe. The bible says d wicked shall yet do more wickedly because he knows that his time is short.

Neither. A whole pestle? Where will it fit? How will I bend if someone hid an entire pestle somewhere in my body? Have you ever met someone with a whole pestle hidden in their body? Look you really should try not to believe such tall tales that are more fit for children round a camp fire than for adults seriously preparing against threats in the real world.

thehomer:

Neither. A whole pestle? Where will it fit? How will I bend if someone hid an entire pestle somewhere in my body? Have you ever met someone with a whole pestle hidden in their body? Look you really should try not to believe such tall tales that are more fit for children round a camp fire than for adults seriously preparing against threats in the real world.

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Omerian Consult: But u guys should be used to great test

The fact that are u a satanist or a Guru Marahji adherent shouldn't make u dsiprove the work of God.

If I was a satanist, I wouldn't disprove such works because A satanist must also believe in God. its implied.
About the lies christians tell, I could give you numerous examples if you need them

Op today is sunday, if they do not have it in the publication then you can get it from their store. Like I said before, there is a shop right beside the terbanacle from which you could get tapes of previous services.

And where is the pic?

Op we are waiting please.

Well I learnt today that the church's publication Signs & Wonders today has not been in publication this year. Any way our services are always streamed live online so you can help your selves out.

Homer & affiliated: u ppu are either teenagers or outrightly ignorant folks. I know u believe that Jesus too was lying when he claimed to have healed a woman who had menstruated EVERY DAY for 12 years.

Omerian Consult: Well I learnt today that the church's publication Signs & Wonders today has not been in publication this year. Any way our services are always streamed live online so you can help your selves out.

Homer & affiliated: u ppu are either teenagers or outrightly ignorant folks. I know u believe that Jesus too was lying when he claimed to have healed a woman who had menstruated EVERY DAY for 12 years.

I don't classify "supernatural" events such as miracles as part of those lies. Just some laws of the universe that is not yet known to most humans. By lies I mean outright lies such as Albert Einstein said this. and this happened [When it didn't happen] And Obama did this which would mean this [When He didn't] and so on

Oh. and many of these "miracles" are lies too. I'm not saying that they are all lies but the majority of the testimony givers are paid actors.

I was reading in the news about a pastor that threw a huge crusade where the lame walked and the blind saw and so on... one of the attendees got angry and called the police to arrest the pastor and upon investigation all the miracles were paid acts.
The pastor said He couldn't be arrested or sued because that was part of the profession

There are so many fake men of God on the prowl but they can only fake it for so long before they are caught.

Even Albert Einstein, the greatest scientist of all time believed in God! Science should actually make u believe in God n not otherwise. Do u believe that satan exists?

Omerian Consult: There are so many fake men of God on the prowl but they can only fake it for so long before they are caught.

Even Albert Einstein, the greatest scientist of all time believed in God! Science should actually make u believe in God n not otherwise. Do u believe that satan exists?

Who gave Mr. Einstein the title of the greatest scientist of all time? And Albert Einstein was an atheist and a skeptic. *One of the lies I was talking about

Omerian Consult: Well I learnt today that the church's publication Signs & Wonders today has not been in publication this year. Any way our services are always streamed live online so you can help your selves out.

Homer & affiliated: u ppu are either teenagers or outrightly ignorant folks. I know u believe that Jesus too was lying when he claimed to have healed a woman who had menstruated EVERY DAY for 12 years.

Actually, you're the ignorant one. That woman couldn't have been menstruating everyday for 12 years.

But the bible/Jesus clams so.

inurmind:


Lol, why the sudden change of words? Anyway my first post still stands.
Besides, I've been a winner too and I know our lovely papa is very fond of exagerrating.

Are you a loser now?lol