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Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by maxibrainz: 1:10pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Most information marketers use terms that are funny,sweet and unrealistic to convince potential information buyers like: 1. You have no excuse 2. Only 10slots remaining hurry now(after one month 10slots is till available) 3. This is your last chance(after 3months last chance is still available) 4. Make buckets loads of cash in no time 5. Money making funnel 6. Ultimate cash cow Guys drop yours am sure most of you have had an encounter with them. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by apexlink: 9:21pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Its is now or never... You. Dare not miss thiss Me sef I be marketer o 3 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Democivil: 5:58am On Jan 25, 2013 |
'Smile to the bank everyday' 7 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Nobody: 6:13am On Jan 25, 2013 |
"This is a fantastic offer" Seun's favourite ***I'm like wtf, this dude means business this time*** |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by neksummi(m): 8:20am On Jan 25, 2013 |
As my valued subscriber, you're the FIRST to hear about this special offer. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by maxibrainz: 8:54am On Feb 01, 2013 |
I just kept laughing when i saw this today "Get My never know to man secret on how you can start up your very own internet business...." maybe it was made by a spirit, distributed and marketed by a spirit 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by SlyIg(f): 4:59pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Nairaland ads more affordable more garrilanders. |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by mrkels(m): 5:00pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
maxibrainz: I just kept laughing when i saw this today "Get My never know to man secret on how youLWKMD |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Koolking(m): 5:01pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Recharge N100 MTN card and win an aeroplane 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Ozegbe(m): 5:01pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
If I had the opportunity I won't let this go. 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by capun(m): 5:03pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Lolz 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by olabiz2010: 5:04pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
See you @ the top |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Nobody: 5:04pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
DONT INVEST IN STANDARD ALLIANCE CAPITAL AND ASSETS MANAGEMENT NIGERIA LIMITED IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE OF STROKE! IF YOU HAVE EAR, HEAR!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by SisiKill1: 5:04pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
"Double Portion Night" "Overcome your enemies today" "Spiritual Promotion galore" "Witches and Wizards will die" "Single-hood is over tonight" "Enter your next level" "Giving that works" "Bless thy pastor and thou will be blessed" 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Shalome(m): 5:05pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Make Una hurry,Grab your Copy Now 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by pboiskinpy(m): 5:07pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
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Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by segunsd: 5:08pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
lol |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by udemzyudex(m): 5:13pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
hehehe....thats marketing,if u don't know how to market ur product,u go grow white hair,even big companies do it too.. Recharge #100 and win aeroplane.... 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by kokoye(m): 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
From the weight loss marketer: Tummy blaster! |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by ORAFA(m): 5:34pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
I WANT TO MAKE 100 MILLIONAIRES BY JUNE 2013. BE ONE OF THEM! CALL-08063306838 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by moshoodn(m): 5:40pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
This could make your life easier. 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Nobody: 5:45pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill: "Double Portion Night"Hmmmm! I'm learning new terms for God's ministry I'm about to launch. I just received my calling yesterday after reading the 700 exotic cars thread. *wink* |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Ganys: 5:45pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
1- "Dear awaiting Millionaire, Kindly Slap your Boss before you attend our life changing seminar" 2- "Stop going to school, all you need is My money making Manual" 3- "My landlord laughed at me when i told him im an internet marketer, Now, i own 5 houses in lekki, ajah and ikoyi" 5 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by LesbianBoy(m): 5:51pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
How to make $20000 in 1month........This offer will last from may-july. If you miss this, its gone FOREVER'....(Notice the word ''FOREVER'') The said 'july' comes and the same marketer repeats the same message with a different 'deadline'! I tot he/she said its gone ''FOREVER'' |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Ganys: 5:54pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Brand_new:Choi Are you sure Hope its not a missed Call Abi na Flash you get ni |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by LesbianBoy(m): 5:55pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
How to make $20000 in 1month........This offer will last from may-july. If you miss this, its gone FOREVER'....(Notice the word ''FOREVER'' used by the marketer....Lol) The said 'july' comes and the same marketer repeats the same message with a different 'deadline'! I tot he/she said its gone ''FOREVER'' so why is the message being repeated again? |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Ganys: 5:57pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Democivil: 'Smile to the bank everyday'u dey cry to Bank before? |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Info marketers are the most disgusting people to walk the earth. The most annoying part is that they are not involved in the activity they are trying to sell you. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by edmasta01: 6:52pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
blink182: Info marketers are the most disgusting people to walk the earth. The most annoying part is that they are not involved in the activity they are trying to sell you. Really? most disgusting? The last time i checked, your teacher in school/university is an information marketer. And just in case you don't know too...your journalists are infomarketers. So also is Leke Alder, Praise George, Chimanda Adichie, Chinua Achebe and even Fela Durotoye. If you sell "words" on paper or digitally...you are selling information. Every industry has their own "QUACKS". And its quack infomarketers that right unrealistic words. Whoever posted this on the front page should have common sense to write the headline properly as "Funny/Unrealist Terms used by Half Baked Info Marketers". Information marketing is a big industry and that is what Amazon.com made his name from. Bashing it as if its illegal is completely irresponsible and a show of ignorance. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Nobody: 7:04pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Ganys:This one na real calling oh! No dulling, my mouth sweet pass Na to start bible school remain now. I know it's only a matter of time before I get my own bombardier jet. Singing****i serve a very rich God oh, he's always by my side**** 1 Like |
Re: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by Nobody: 7:29pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Ganys: 1- "Dear awaiting Millionaire, Kindly Slap your Boss before you attend our life changing seminar" Omo, see format abeg. lol |
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