For two years, a man was having an affair with a Nigerian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child. If shestayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how would he know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, nine months later, he come home to his confused wife. "Honey!", she said "you received a very strange post card today."
He said 'just give it to me and I will explain later'. She watched as he read the card,turned white and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs, two without...send extra sauce.
LIKE if you got it

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class,
"Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow
taller than guys?"
Akpors raised his hand and replied, "That's
because guys have balls andthat weighs them
down."
The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is
it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than
girls?"
Akpors countered by saying,"That's because
girls get breasts and they are heavier than the guy's
balls."

A Prof and Akpors was seating next to each
other in a long flight.
Prof said to Akpors: lets playa game, I will ask
you a question and if you didn't get the
answer, you will pay me $50,and if u ask me
a question and I didn't get the answer, I will
pay you $5000.
The Prof started :What is thedistance from
the earth to the moon? Akpors doesn't say a
word, he reaches his pocket and pulled out a
$50 and gave him. Now is Akpors' turn to ask,
He said: what goes up in the hill
with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?
The Prof thought for a long time, searches the
net, and asked all his smart friends
but couldn't get the answer. He reaches his
pocket and pulled out a$5000 and gave it
Akpors.
Prof got mad and asked Akpors: well, what
the hell goes up the hill
with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?.
Akpors just deep his hand into his pocket and
gave Prof $50 and said: I don't know also.

A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school
TEACHER: What's ur name?
BOY: Mohammad
TEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from today
The boy went home
MOM: How was your day, Mohammad?
BOY: I'm an American, call me Johnny
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up, next day he was back to school bruised.
TEACHER: What happened Johnny?
BOY: Just 4hrs after I becamean American, I was attacked by 2 Pakistanis.

While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friends
MARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, hismusic still lives.
JOY: Michael Jackson is dead?
MARY: Yes...have you been ina hole or something? Even Whitney Houston.
JOY: [shocked] Really!!?
MARY: Even Neil Armstrong.
JOY: Oh no...
MARY: Even Julius Caeser, Cleopatra...
JOY: eeeey! What a pity, what is happening? All this NOLLYWOOD actors are just dying!!!

Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.
AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument withmy wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.
MANAGER: Sir, I am sorry I can't help you, this seems to be a personal issue.
AKPOS: You Idiot, this is a maintenance issue. The window isn't opening!

Akpos comes back in the morning..
Wife: where have u been? Where did u sleep?
Akpos: at my friend's place, thers a
funeral.He lost his sister!
Wife: Ok.. U can eat your food, im going to
bath!
(after bathing)
wife: Am going out!
Akpos: Where are u going?
Wife: To the funeral, at yourfriend's place, to
check how they doing since their loss!
Akpos: (Shaking&Scared ­ )..Honey, they
called the time u were bathingand told me
she rose from the dead!!

ekeroyal: ^^ got me cracking hard

Mr.EKE I sight you

Girl: hey baby, happy birthday
Boy: hey babe , and thank you (:
Girl: I'll be at your house at 7:30pm
Boy: okay babe, you promise?
Girl: yeah, I promise. I love you so much.. no matter what happens.
Boy: I love you too. I am going to cook for our dinner (:
Girl: okay baby (:
Exactly 7:30,
girl does not arrive...
1 hour goes by. 8:30 and the girl arrives....
Boy: hey babe.. What took you so long?
Girl: *hugs him*, sorry. There was a lot of traffic.
Boy: Its okay as long as you are here (: I bet you'rehungry.
They went went to dinner and ate and talked...
*boy phone rings* *Its the girls mom*
Boy: hello
Girls mom: ( crying ) son, I have to tell you something I am in the hospital right now my daughter just passed out.
Boy: ha? What are you talking about?
Girls mom: ( crying ) she was in a car crash a "hour ago" she did not make it.
Boy: "shocked" looks at his girl. The girl is in the dark holding a candle saying"Baby, I did not break my promise.."
If you were the guy,wetin you go do

A prince was put under a spell
so that he could speak only
one word each year. If he
didn’t speak for two years,
the following year he could
speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a
beautiful lady. He refrained
from speaking for two whole
years so he could call her “my
darling.” But then he wanted
to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At
the end of these five years, he
wanted to ask her to marry
him, so he waited another four
years. Finally, as the ninth
year of silence ended, he ledthe lady to the most romantic
place in the kingdom and said,
“My darling, I love you! Will you
marry me?” And the lady
said, “Pardon?”
Gbam, lobatan. Wat's d nxt tin 2 do?

Mission accomplished. It's radiant m8