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John 4:18 by diddy4(m): 6:20pm On Apr 30, 2006
couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the baker to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker evidently lost the scripture reference, but working from memory, beautifully inscribed on the cake "John 4:18". Imagine the shock on the few faithful who looked up the reference to read: "For you have had five husbands, and the man you have now is not your husband." said Jesus to the woman of Samaria.
Re: John 4:18 by dm(m): 9:16pm On May 06, 2006
Haba
Re: John 4:18 by spikelord(m): 1:37am On May 08, 2006
Wedding cancelled!!
Re: John 4:18 by sade511(f): 2:45am On May 08, 2006
Damn!
Re: John 4:18 by Z4M4eva(f): 8:57am On May 10, 2006
l.o.l. Sad. cheesy cheesy
Re: John 4:18 by eveseh(f): 8:08pm On May 11, 2006
cool kiss
Re: John 4:18 by diddy4(m): 8:34pm On May 11, 2006
eveseh:

cool kiss
right back at you baby, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: John 4:18 by eveseh(f): 8:43pm On May 11, 2006
diddy4dt:

right back at you baby, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

ooooooooooo,u know u are my luv,back to you kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cheesy cheesy
Re: John 4:18 by diddy4(m): 8:48pm On May 11, 2006
u just sent me to cloud 9 with them kisses boo. oh am floating. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: John 4:18 by eveseh(f): 8:50pm On May 11, 2006
diddy4dt:

u just sent me to cloud 9 with them kisses boo. oh am floating. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

wahahah,dont get too floating becos they are real
they are from my heart kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cheesy cheesy
Re: John 4:18 by diddy4(m): 9:36pm On May 11, 2006
mine is real too boo. kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: John 4:18 by eveseh(f): 10:08pm On May 11, 2006
hope so kiss
Re: John 4:18 by ceetee: 4:46am On May 13, 2006
hey men its all good nothing spoil embarassed

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