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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by israel007: 10:52am On Jan 27, 2013
What is wrong with these republican boys. Tell them I said he wont resign
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by LarrySun(m): 11:03am On Jan 27, 2013
Princess1982: I'm lost where is Mordor? Isn't that the place off lord of the rings?
Ya! It is cheesy
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by ifedun2: 11:18am On Jan 27, 2013
When i saw 'Beyonce scandal',i thought we were seeing a replay of the Clinton-Lewinsky saga and was like Obama doesnt need this now!Lip what?Rubbish!
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by AkoEja: 11:30am On Jan 27, 2013
The Republican party, just like our own NPN (laterly PDP) is full of morons and outright idiots. How can you call for a president to resign because a musician couldn't (true or not)sing the National item.
Its fine if its an ordinary party member making this statement, but this is coming from a senator!

Another Republican senator once said before the election that a woman who got pregnant following a rape should not have a right to abortion, as she must be lying that she was raped otherwise she wouldn't have got pregnant. His theory was that, if a woman was raped in the true sense of the word, then she wouldn't get pregnant because the body will reject any conception that follows a rape naturally.

What a bunch of dumb fools! Just like our own here
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by claremont(m): 11:46am On Jan 27, 2013
Horse-sheeit!
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by BizBooks(m): 12:02pm On Jan 27, 2013
AkoEja: The Republican party, just like our own NPN (laterly PDP) is full of morons and outright idiots. How can you call for a president to resign because a musician couldn't (true or not)sing the National item.
Its fine if its an ordinary party member making this statement, but this is coming from a senator!

Since you are yet to realize the whole article is comedy, the joke is on you. No republican
official or senator made that statement. It's simple satire.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by manny4life(m): 12:08pm On Jan 27, 2013
lol... nice try but this is a joke. If this was real, that senator better not be from VA because we shall campaign to recall him grin grin grin grin
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by segun688: 12:27pm On Jan 27, 2013
cheesy cheesy cheesy.....pure comedy gold....
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by 76Naira(m): 12:53pm On Jan 27, 2013
Raun Paul is too old to count and his son, too young to have sense.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by sajolor(m): 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2013
angrydem no serious...bad belle kill dem all
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Yello1(m): 1:31pm On Jan 27, 2013
without mixing word dis should be "MERLIN season 6"to abashed if it is true
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Revolva(m): 1:44pm On Jan 27, 2013
yuzedo:
Was wondering whether everyone on NL had suddenly gotten dumb! undecided

And for everyone asking what lip-syncing means, wouldn't google be way faster and hide you ignorance better?
What do you mean I beg your pardon just because I asked what's a lip..watever is you calling me an ignorant....well I no blame you..
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Blueboy0402: 1:57pm On Jan 27, 2013
I think all this "oyibo" people are now learning from us here in naija. The other day the opposition rained abuses on GEJ because he posed for a photograph. Today the opposition in USA is asking Obama to resign because Beyonce "lip-synched" their national anthem and that he (Obama) may have "lip-synched" his oath of office. I will not be surprised if Obama or GEJ is asked to resign for sleeping with their wives mtcheeeeeeeww.

While the opposition in USA is finding it hard to swallow the bitter pill that Obama will be there for another four years, there is a gradual decimation in the number of those that are mentally stable just like naija. grin grin grin
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jan 27, 2013
OYINBOGOJU: This shows the multitude of people waiting for him to make mistake.

God Pass Them All

Just like the GEJ haters.

What is lip-synch

**wearing my binoculars***
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jan 27, 2013
Ilaje44:

You would think you are making sense isn't it. While you agreed Jonathan has heeded the call by the majority for him to fail, yet you turn to blame those asking the failure of a president to act up. What kinda logic is that? What you do not know however is, this Senator has no arguement, while Nigerians and oppositions in Nigeria have many reasons to send Jonathan to the creek.

Because you are here with Jonathan doesnt make you to be at grasp with Obama's regime to decipher his successes and failures.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by cyril83(m): 2:33pm On Jan 27, 2013
Bad belle

Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by knockturnal(m): 3:43pm On Jan 27, 2013
i no blame them, na too much steady power supply, house loans, car loans,steady water supply,social security, employment opportunities ang high life expectancy rate dey worry them. if na for here persons steal billions, nobody send am. evn if tonto decay like make she buttthole synch national anthem, who send am.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by daylae(m): 4:54pm On Jan 27, 2013
babyosisi: Must be satirical indeed
No major newspaper or media carried it
Not ABC
Not CNN,NBC,huffington post or NY times.
I feel better
I would have torn my Republican card
Fox news can stoop this low when it comes to Obama or the dems. GOP's mouth-piece.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by mamagee3(f): 5:15pm On Jan 27, 2013
I have never laughed so hard like this in my life. . .

People waiting for Obama's downfall can't even wait until his tenure officially ends in 2017.

They want Obama to resign because a singer was accused of lip singing in a major event.

I laugh in Texas
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by informatix: 5:38pm On Jan 27, 2013
Yes, KKK. Have urged Obama to Resign.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by seanet01: 7:26pm On Jan 27, 2013
koruji: How dare you?
Who prayed for GEJ to fail? Nobody.
If anybody prayed for failure it was GEJ himself who equated being the Nigerian presidency to being the Almighty.
He is currently running around town, "humbling" himself and showing off phantom achievements - but nobody is deceived.
The worst thing about the man is he is a turncoat.
The other day he & his aides had the audacity to call Nigerians "the sons of anger".
These same "sons of anger" rescued him from the jaws of Turai to restore his right to be Acting President.
[size=14pt]But for the intervention of these "sons of anger" GEJ would have simply become a forgotten footnote to Nigerian history by now.[/size]
All I know is that Nigerians should not let themselves be deceived come 2015.
Afam is a PDP hypocrite. He has always been a pdp apologist. Una no decipher all this days?
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Baraac(f): 7:28pm On Jan 27, 2013
it seems america senators don't have meaningful stuffs to do again.
Shameful
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Mogidi: 9:45pm On Jan 27, 2013
Beyonce is worth any president resigning for. Have you seen that girl dance...
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by DApostle03(m): 11:51pm On Jan 27, 2013
What is d meanin of lip-synching;i no undstd-na 9t xkul I go
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by dapsonlou(m): 2:31am On Jan 28, 2013
i swear some shit republicans say remind me of Nigerian politicians shocked
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by IncomeTutor: 10:48am On Jan 28, 2013
God and Obama pass them
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by greatgod2012(f): 11:40am On Jan 28, 2013
Larry-Sun:

I only made a joke and you guys are already gathering woods and nails to crucify me. Smh!


na joke mee sef dey make o.......mi o ba tija wa o
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by solomon111(m): 11:44am On Jan 28, 2013
Mscheww!
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by bendazum: 12:57pm On Jan 28, 2013
WHAT A WASTE OF KILOBYTES!I THOUGHT OBAMA HAD INTIMACY WITH BEYONCÉ I WANTED TO KNOW WHEN,WHERE AND HOW.ONLY TO DISCOVER THIS CRAP!BLEEP YOU OP!!!

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