One day brother Ben a chronic stamara met d Choir master Brother Mike and requested to join d choir.
Choir Master: bro Ben u knw ur condition u cant join d choir.
Bro Ben: (angry) dont dont dont dont dont tel tel tel tel me me me... dat dat dat ja ja ja ja ja jare. Are are are are are are are u u u u u u u luzin luzin fa fa fa fa faith??

Afta so much arguement Bro Ben allowed him..

After 2 Sundays of Bro Ben joinin d Choir, he approach d choir master again one Sunday service and told him dat the Holy Spirit told him to lead praise n worship d next Sunday.

Choir Master: Bro Ben, u cant do dat, i understnd how u feel but dis is just beyond u ok?. U cn stil join d choir but as abt leadin praise n worship, i doubt dat. Am sori?
Bro Ben (very angry) dont dont dont dont dont dont tel tel tel tel tel... me me me me me me me me me da da da da da da dat.
Mo mo mo moses in the Bi bi bi bi ble is he nt a sta sta sta sta sta stamara?? But Go go go go god use hi hi him...

Afta much arguement Choir master gave in. Sayin atleast God can use anybody. Dat if God can use a stamara to deliver d children of Israel, one should nt under rate anybody.

Next Sunday, durin time 4 praise n worship Bro Ben came out facin d large congregatn he took d mic and on he went:

Bro Ben: pra pra praise d lo lo lo lo lo lord
Congregatn: aleluya
Bro Ben: i sa sa said pra pra pra pra pra pra pra prais d d d d d d d .. lo lo lo lord
congregatn(impatient ): aleluya
Bro Ben (want to sing YOU ARE AWESOME IN DIS PLACE MIGHTY GOD) You you you you you you you ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar arar ar ar...

B4 he finish d song church don close..
Everybody has gone home except a man who was sitin down in frnt of bro Ben.

When bro Ben open his eyes he saw d church empty except d man. Then he said to d man:
Bro Ben: tha tha tha tha tha tha thank u u u u u u u u u 4 be be be be belivin in in my anointin
Man: whch anointin?? Am waitin 4 u to finish so dat i can lock d church.
LOBATAN!