Baptizing A Drunk Ben

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks t he drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time! he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicki ng his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,


'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

Lol. . .that must be someone else not Ben

tyty take ya time o

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Ben i can see that

WTH is dat?

na wa o. . . dani can spoke in tongues o

no mind d yeye boi

Lol. . . .dani na real yeye boi tyty take time o, who bne infidelity

shut up!

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ben d drunkard

the guy no drunk ooo. he just drench

ask tyty, she knows berra

tity, wey u

i dey chop

d one wey i put for floor na for dog o, hope say u never chop am

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I wont leave you ooo . . . . untill you love me

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