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Australian Condom by oscarwodo(m): 3:54pm On May 01, 2006 |
An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist. The lady behind the counter gives a choice of three types. German, French, and Australian. "What's the difference," he asks? "Well, the Germans are quite active. They have 7 in the pack. One for Monday, one for Tuesday, and so on." "The French are very passionate people. They have 8. One for Monday, and so on, and 2 on Sundays." "The Australians, well, they have 12." At this, the Australian swells up with pride, Really 12? "Yes, 12. One for January, one for February, " |
Re: Australian Condom by spikelord(m): 1:49am On May 08, 2006 |
Haha, a condom for a month |
Re: Australian Condom by sade511(f): 1:51am On May 08, 2006 |
lol Australians dont get much action huh |
Re: Australian Condom by sima(f): 6:25am On Oct 27, 2008 |
lloll |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 6:29am On Oct 27, 2008 |
GRINS! I PREFER THE FRENCH CONDOM, FULL OF ACTION! |
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 6:30am On Oct 27, 2008 |
French vs Africans its hard to say who do more action hia. . . . . . . . |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 6:39am On Oct 27, 2008 |
cant say ,i think its africa@ gabry |
Re: Australian Condom by Azo(m): 6:47am On Oct 27, 2008 |
There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. About that time two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane. On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it round with he cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying, "There is no justice in the world." The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady said, "look at that." When I was 20, I was curious about it When I was 30, I enjoyed it When I was 40, I asked for it When I was 50, I paid for it When I was 60, I prayed for it When I was 70, I forgot about it And now that I am 80, the damned thing is growing wild, and I'm too old to squat." |
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 7:13am On Oct 27, 2008 |
teeboy034: Yes! thats correct but than who am I to say, I only experience with one each. . . French guys. . . I notice he gets hard morning and night. For this African boy sef, he gets hard almost all the time. . . , |
Re: Australian Condom by darequam(m): 7:52am On Oct 27, 2008 |
The nigerian condom has only 4 in it, one at every 6hours |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:05am On Oct 27, 2008 |
Africans are always very hard, anytime, bt not all, note that! @ gabry |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:08am On Oct 27, 2008 |
do you prefer to use nigerian condom? @dare |
Re: Australian Condom by darequam(m): 9:12am On Oct 27, 2008 |
Considerin d possibilities of leakages i wouldn't dare it |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:21am On Oct 27, 2008 |
yea you correct!@dare |
Re: Australian Condom by sylve11: 9:22am On Oct 27, 2008 |
teeboy034: use it and you'll get a bend dick |
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 9:24am On Oct 27, 2008 |
teeboy034: Why is that so? |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:31am On Oct 27, 2008 |
dats impossible!@gabry |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:34am On Oct 27, 2008 |
then which condom do you refer to use?@sylve11 |
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 9:35am On Oct 27, 2008 |
Re: Australian Condom by sylve11: 9:37am On Oct 27, 2008 |
gabrywyl: gab knows the one i prefer |
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 9:41am On Oct 27, 2008 |
Yours be Afghan brand sha |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:53am On Oct 27, 2008 |
hahahaha! afghan ke |
Re: Australian Condom by sylve11: 9:59am On Oct 27, 2008 |
gabrywyl: shey e sweet wen we use am? |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2008 |
gabry answer oooooooo |
Re: Australian Condom by romsky: 10:06am On Oct 27, 2008 |
she dey shit give her 10mins |
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 10:11am On Oct 27, 2008 |
okay oooooooooooo we are all waitin for ur answer |
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