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Australian Condom by oscarwodo(m): 3:54pm On May 01, 2006
An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.

The lady behind the counter gives a choice of three types. German, French, and Australian.

"What's the difference," he asks?

"Well, the Germans are quite active. They have 7 in the pack. One for Monday, one for Tuesday, and so on." "The French are very passionate people. They have 8. One for Monday, and so on, and 2 on Sundays." "The Australians, well, they have 12."

At this, the Australian swells up with pride, Really 12?

"Yes, 12. One for January, one for February, "
Re: Australian Condom by spikelord(m): 1:49am On May 08, 2006
Haha, a condom for a month
Re: Australian Condom by sade511(f): 1:51am On May 08, 2006
lol
Australians dont get much action huh cheesy
Re: Australian Condom by sima(f): 6:25am On Oct 27, 2008
lloll
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 6:29am On Oct 27, 2008
GRINS! I PREFER THE FRENCH CONDOM, FULL OF ACTION!
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 6:30am On Oct 27, 2008
French vs Africans

its hard to say who do more action hia. . . . . . . . undecided
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 6:39am On Oct 27, 2008
cant say ,i think its africa@ gabry
Re: Australian Condom by Azo(m): 6:47am On Oct 27, 2008
There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. About that time two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane.

On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it round with he cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying,

"There is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady said, "look at that."

When I was 20, I was curious about it

When I was 30, I enjoyed it

When I was 40, I asked for it

When I was 50, I paid for it

When I was 60, I prayed for it

When I was 70, I forgot about it

And now that I am 80, the damned thing is growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

shocked shocked shocked
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 7:13am On Oct 27, 2008
teeboy034:

can't say ,i think its africa@ gabry

Yes! thats correct but than who am I to say, I only experience with one each. . .

French guys. . . I notice he gets hard morning and night. For this African boy sef, he gets hard almost all the time. . . , undecided
Re: Australian Condom by darequam(m): 7:52am On Oct 27, 2008
The nigerian condom has only 4 in it, one at every 6hours
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:05am On Oct 27, 2008
Africans are always very hard, anytime, bt not all, note that! @ gabry
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:08am On Oct 27, 2008
do you prefer to use nigerian condom? @dare
Re: Australian Condom by darequam(m): 9:12am On Oct 27, 2008
Considerin d possibilities of leakages i wouldn't dare it
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:21am On Oct 27, 2008
yea you correct!@dare
Re: Australian Condom by sylve11: 9:22am On Oct 27, 2008
teeboy034:

GRINS! I PREFER THE FRENCH CONDOM, FULL OF ACTION!

use it and you'll get a bend dick grin grin grin
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 9:24am On Oct 27, 2008
teeboy034:

Africans are always very hard, anytime, bt not all, note that! @ gabry

shocked shocked shocked sad Why is that so?
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:31am On Oct 27, 2008
dats impossible!@gabry
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:34am On Oct 27, 2008
then which condom do you refer to use?@sylve11
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 9:35am On Oct 27, 2008
sad
Re: Australian Condom by sylve11: 9:37am On Oct 27, 2008
gabrywyl:

sad

gab knows the one i prefer grin grin
Re: Australian Condom by Gabry(f): 9:41am On Oct 27, 2008
Yours be Afghan brand sha grin
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 9:53am On Oct 27, 2008
hahahaha! afghan ke grin
Re: Australian Condom by sylve11: 9:59am On Oct 27, 2008
gabrywyl:

Yours be Afghan brand sha grin

shey e sweet wen we use am? grin grin grin
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2008
gabry answer oooooooo
Re: Australian Condom by romsky: 10:06am On Oct 27, 2008
she dey shit give her 10mins
Re: Australian Condom by teeboy034(m): 10:11am On Oct 27, 2008
okay oooooooooooo
we are all waitin for ur answer

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