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Marriage In Haven by oscarwodo(m): 5:29pm On May 01, 2006
A young couple was called to heaven before they could be married. The disappointed groom took St.Peter aside and asked him if it was possible for them to be married.

"I'm afraid you'll have to wait," St.Peter replied. "Check back after five years time, and if you still want to be married we will talk about it."

Five years passed and the couple came back to see St.Peter. Repeating their request, St.Peter replied,"Sorry, you must wait another five years."

Fortunately after the wait, St.Peter said they could be married. The wedding was beautiful and at first the couple were very happy, but later they realized that they had made a mistake. They went to see St.Peter, this time to ask for a divorce.

"WHAT!?" St.Peter asked. "It took us ten years to find a minister in heaven, Now you want us to find a 'lawyer'?".
Re: Marriage In Haven by diddy4(m): 5:32pm On May 01, 2006
this joke is here. hey try searching before you post. damn it. you are interested in posting many jokes you dont care of it has been posted before. angry angry angry angry angry

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