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| Bill Gates by feelgood(m): 9:21am On May 23, 2006 |
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked. Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?" God said, "That was the screen saver". |
| Re: Bill Gates by senisho(m): 7:49pm On May 23, 2006 |
Ha ha ha ha ha!  Screen saver OMG! ha ha ha ha |
| Re: Bill Gates by diddy4(m): 7:52pm On May 23, 2006 |
ok, it is hillarious using his invention against him. thats brilliant |
| Re: Bill Gates by beyunce(f): 9:48pm On May 23, 2006 |
ok yea know its cool heard it before seen it before. But kool to see it on NL again. |
| Re: Bill Gates by ToyM28(f): 11:53pm On May 23, 2006 |
lmao. cool. u guyz seem 2 know very funny jokes. m jealous |
| Re: Bill Gates by eveseh(f): 12:46am On May 24, 2006 |
lol lol |
| Re: Bill Gates by vichel(m): 7:38pm On May 24, 2006 |
 funny lol |
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