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The Bitter Truth. by Ejisz: 11:30am On Jan 31, 2013
Look wetin one girl talk about guys......
Na wa!
guys make
una read n meditate on this too... i
know its hurts
but its the truth
" " " "
The joy of very man is to get
married to the girl of his dreams, he is
looking for his
missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of
his youth, mother of his unborn
children, blab bla bla.
He is looking for that one-in-a-million
girl who is virtuous, obedient, neat,
pretty,
experienced, mature, God-fearing, and
well
brought up.
But the problem is; how many
men can boast of half of these
qualities they so much desire in
women?
You want a good wife
but you are a potential bad
husband.
Your woman must not even say hi
to a man but you have numerous
babes. You are in a hurry to beat King
Solomon’s
record of 300 wives and 700
concubines but your wife
must not receive even one call
from another man except you.
Hmmm! One chance na aim be your case.
You do not have a
job or a trade or even a skill but you
want to toast the classiest
babes in town and you can’t
understand why they are turning
you down since you are the finest boy in
town - Fine Boy No Pimples. Meaning;
na fine
dem go
chop?
If dem ask you which job you dey
do, you go say you be footballer,
but you still dey football academy at
the age of 30
and Messi na your role model. You
no go go learn
carpentry?
Small time you go say you be artiste,
but you no fit play even a
single instrument only to dey
shout: yea, yea; uhorn, uhorn; dj give
me track 2; no no give me track
4.
U no go go develop
yourself?
Your fiancée’s mother chased you
out of the house, why not? When you
are still dressing like Wizkid at
the age of 35. You
complain she dresses anyhow
when your own jeans is skin tight and
only covers half of
your bum bum exposing your dirty boxers
and you call it swag.
Why will she agree to kiss you when your
mouth always
smells of cigarette and cheap booze like
ogogoro, goskolo,
aloma, and all those other chemical
concoctions sold cheaply in dark
corners?
Today you want yellow girl,
tomorrow you want chocolate, later you
want tall, dark, fair,
lepa, orobo, you can’t seem to make up
your mind. Wetin dey do u?
You have been dating a girl for 8
years and you still have the guts
to tell her you are not sure if she is one
for you. After 8 years? Why are you
wasting her time? Look if you
don’t want to propose to her abeg give
chance make another serious bobo enter
her life, abi you want make she reach
menopause before you propose?
You keep looking for Miss Right but are
you taking steps to make
yourself Mr. Right?
It is easy for men to say ladies are
materialistic, or they love money, or
they are money conscious, but put
yourself in their
fathers’ shoes; will you allow your
daughter marry a jobless loafer?
Instead of sitting
down in one place and regretting how
one rich guy stole your
woman away with his money get up and
hustle. Ladies don’t look for handsome
men, they look for
men with handsome pockets and bright
future. Guy get up and try getting
rich, legitimately!
You keep smoking, drinking, womanizing,
clubbing, and
keeping late nights and you keep
telling her you will change when you
both get married.
Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it now before
your very eyes, he will
do it even more when you marry him o!
After disvirgining 10 girls in your
lifetime, you are still looking for a
virgin to marry. Who dash monkey
banana? You must reap what you sow.
You no wan marry but you are a member
of Professional
Association of Men
in Suit. How that babe go agree to
marry you when you still dey live
for your papa house,
still dey chop your mama food, still
dey beg your sister for transport
money, and still dey beg your
friends to transfer N50 to your phone
so that you go fit give her
missed calls?
24 hours a day you are on facebook or
twitter or 2go while your fellow men are
hustling and you still think the
babes will answer you when you call?
You will spend 90 minutes
watching football match played in
faraway Europe by men half your age
and spend the next 2hours shouting
up blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners
for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid!
You are On Your Own o! OYO for u!
You were supposed to have spent
those valuable hours hustling
instead of just spending your coins to
watch other people hustling. Remember
time waits for nobody.
For those bad boys wey wan marry good
girls, una don enter
one chance, because the good girls are
also looking for good
guys with a bright future and
solid prospect to marry.
You’d better buckle up now guys
if you want to marry the lady of
your wildest dreams or else you will
just end up marrying an old
lady who is ready to marry just
any rog and even sponsor
wedding and buy your suit and
shoes, and of course your rights
will be limited in that arranged
marriage.
To whom it may concern, WORK OUT
YOUR SALVATION, TODAY!
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Nobody: 11:40am On Jan 31, 2013
Hmmm.. Even though it's a MAN's world we live in, the girl has a point.. Lots of point to be frank.. And I intend to draw inspiration from this. GREAT WORK @ OP
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Ejisz: 11:45am On Jan 31, 2013
am glad u find this piece enlightening
Re: The Bitter Truth. by fleyboy02: 1:43pm On Jan 31, 2013
Soso interesting I must confess......kudos 2 u @ op 9ice job


















But dat gal sef must she open our yansh undecided
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Ameenabalarabe(f): 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2013
So interestng
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Ejisz: 11:13am On Feb 04, 2013
thanks people.
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Lagusta(m): 10:48pm On Feb 04, 2013
WOW, I can't believe I read that article from top to bottom....

9ce one @op...




















But some ladies are desperate too joor tongue tongue
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Flygzmo: 6:15am On Feb 05, 2013
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Ejisz: Look wetin one girl talk about guys......
Na wa!
guys make
una read n meditate on this too... i
know its hurts
but its the truth
" " " "
The joy of very man is to get
married to the girl of his dreams, he is
looking for his
missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of
his youth, mother of his unborn
children, blab bla bla.
He is looking for that one-in-a-million
girl who is virtuous, obedient, neat,
pretty,
experienced, mature, God-fearing, and
well
brought up.
But the problem is; how many
men can boast of half of these
qualities they so much desire in
women?
You want a good wife
but you are a potential bad
husband.
Your woman must not even say hi
to a man but you have numerous
babes. You are in a hurry to beat King
Solomon’s
record of 300 wives and 700
concubines but your wife
must not receive even one call
from another man except you.
Hmmm! One chance na aim be your case.
You do not have a
job or a trade or even a skill but you
want to toast the classiest
babes in town and you can’t
understand why they are turning
you down since you are the finest boy in
town - Fine Boy No Pimples. Meaning;
na fine
dem go
chop?
If dem ask you which job you dey
do, you go say you be footballer,
but you still dey football academy at
the age of 30
and Messi na your role model. You
no go go learn
carpentry?
Small time you go say you be artiste,
but you no fit play even a
single instrument only to dey
shout: yea, yea; uhorn, uhorn; dj give
me track 2; no no give me track
4.
U no go go develop
yourself?
Your fiancée’s mother chased you
out of the house, why not? When you
are still dressing like Wizkid at
the age of 35. You
complain she dresses anyhow
when your own jeans is skin tight and
only covers half of
your bum bum exposing your dirty boxers
and you call it swag.
Why will she agree to kiss you when your
mouth always
smells of cigarette and cheap booze like
ogogoro, goskolo,
aloma, and all those other chemical
concoctions sold cheaply in dark
corners?
Today you want yellow girl,
tomorrow you want chocolate, later you
want tall, dark, fair,
lepa, orobo, you can’t seem to make up
your mind. Wetin dey do u?
You have been dating a girl for 8
years and you still have the guts
to tell her you are not sure if she is one
for you. After 8 years? Why are you
wasting her time? Look if you
don’t want to propose to her abeg give
chance make another serious bobo enter
her life, abi you want make she reach
menopause before you propose?
You keep looking for Miss Right but are
you taking steps to make
yourself Mr. Right?
It is easy for men to say ladies are
materialistic, or they love money, or
they are money conscious, but put
yourself in their
fathers’ shoes; will you allow your
daughter marry a jobless loafer?
Instead of sitting
down in one place and regretting how
one rich guy stole your
woman away with his money get up and
hustle. Ladies don’t look for handsome
men, they look for
men with handsome pockets and bright
future. Guy get up and try getting
rich, legitimately!
You keep smoking, drinking, womanizing,
clubbing, and
keeping late nights and you keep
telling her you will change when you
both get married.
Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it now before
your very eyes, he will
do it even more when you marry him o!
After disvirgining 10 girls in your
lifetime, you are still looking for a
virgin to marry. Who dash monkey
banana? You must reap what you sow.
You no wan marry but you are a member
of Professional
Association of Men
in Suit. How that babe go agree to
marry you when you still dey live
for your papa house,
still dey chop your mama food, still
dey beg your sister for transport
money, and still dey beg your
friends to transfer N50 to your phone
so that you go fit give her
missed calls?
24 hours a day you are on facebook or
twitter or 2go while your fellow men are
hustling and you still think the
babes will answer you when you call?
You will spend 90 minutes
watching football match played in
faraway Europe by men half your age
and spend the next 2hours shouting
up blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners
for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid!
You are On Your Own o! OYO for u!
You were supposed to have spent
those valuable hours hustling
instead of just spending your coins to
watch other people hustling. Remember
time waits for nobody.
For those bad boys wey wan marry good
girls, una don enter
one chance, because the good girls are
also looking for good
guys with a bright future and
solid prospect to marry.
You’d better buckle up now guys
if you want to marry the lady of
your wildest dreams or else you will
just end up marrying an old
lady who is ready to marry just
any rog and even sponsor
wedding and buy your suit and
shoes, and of course your rights
will be limited in that arranged
marriage.
To whom it may concern, WORK OUT
YOUR SALVATION, TODAY!

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