. . na wetin miggy dey do abi?

@olunifemi

u wrong, u know.
its not a bone, its _{12 inches} and pure 100% flesh and blood,
NO BONES.
_{u never sabi wetin u dey bury,
too much vibrator na him dey cause am}




@All

its not how long or how short,
cos u ain't the tool maker,
u are just the tool user.

and if ur tool has got skills, strength and stayin power,
just like me,
then, u are da black brother,
that can take a woman to the 9th wonder.



and u can take dat to the bank

**looks at the dude above me, shakes head and strolls over to hummer 5, and zooms off.**
all these perverts are just getting too much for only me to handle

<sub>watches tufe drive away hummer 5 aka okada

then gets into my toyota corolla 2006 and drives off,
of course with olunifemi beside me,
need to teach her a tin or two about this so called "buryin bones",
cos its not all kinds of bones that can stay buried,
without u shouting</sub>[sub][/sub]

rednow:

length or size no matter - na how you sabi use am nahin be the real thing; whether hin long short or waatifa, its all about the  techique coupled with mission accomplished and satisfaction guaranteed;  naimean wink wink ,

me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and short ''thing'' can make me crazy.

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Nna na wa o for the last post

olunifemi:

me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and sort ''thing'' can make me crazy.

@olunifemi

it wuld sure make u go crazy when u have the intent tosit on it and have a
jolly good ride.

keba, you too

make una continue, BLOODY PERVERTS

guys no dey fear again oh

fear wetin?

YOu again!!!!!

Una just dey discuss in offensive language when elders dey around

Olunifemi

me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and sort ''thing'' can make me crazy.

Keba's reply to @olunifemi

it wuld sure make u go crazy when u have the intent tosit on it and have a jolly good ride.

Tufe

keba, you too     make una continue, BLOODY PERVERTS

Ituen@olunifemi

YOu again!!!!!

Una just dey discuss in offensive language when elders dey around

@Olunifemi's - If you mean "crazy" in a positive and pleasurable anticipated way, well kudos to you and your partner for been pleased about it. You see, we are "fearfully and wonderfully made , moreso wonderful is this work (i.e. the tool) - this we know full well" Need I say more? 

@Keba's - Ideally there shouldn't be any fear, inhibition, shyness, self-consciousness, hang-up(s) or reserve when enjoying this divine and fantastic gift - if its a pony ride that does the business with an extra mile, so be it   

@Tufe's & Ituen's
Perversion? Where? When? How? Enjoying a pony ride,  a perversion? ",

Una just dey discuss in offensive language when elders dey around

I thought this was a good natured banter among grown-ups (i.e. adults) without been graphical or OTT - Dont be hasty to muzzle, yall might learn a few good tip(s) to jazz up things in between the sheets plus gaining a content, satisfied, pleased and fulfilled team co-worker after 

blimey!

chei.

these elders sef! them dey form like say them no dey bla bla bla, as if thats not where they get their title from.
       

In kuvuki, bla bla is an essential ritual in becoming a Chief

haba

there is nothing like haba there

still laughing

ituen:

In kuvuki, bla bla is an essential ritual in becoming a Chief

Why is Tufe complaining? Maybe he cheated during the ritual.

who is the next kuvuki King lets nominate

See Delib wan commit abomination oo.
You don consult me and the elders of Kuvuki before you yahn that sacrilege?

Infact na abomination and you must sacrifice 1 white spotless virgin male cobra that has only 3 teeth and must be 3 months pregnant. You have until the next 3 market days to provide it and if you no fit get am, come meet me make I help you out.
Failure to do so go cost you your bla bla ooo.

@gil and are u the incumbent, i threw it to the house, who will be the next king

iyeme! Ekparikpa! Otuochia! kai!

Delib na so you hate me reach? You know am the incumbent yet you dey find next? Make I tell you now oo, I get 9 lives and I no plan to leave the throne any soon. I get 1115 more years to rule, maybe then your great great grand grand grand pikin them don forget about you.

Gilgee no worry i dey solidly behind you. No mind all those bad belle wey no want u to be king.

me 2

Na king of Kuvuki (TV) na im una dey contest for, abi?

se make i come bury my bone inside you?

All my supporters 1 bottle of Odeku each to una and 1 roll of silver circle. . .

Long live Kuvuki!
Long Live my very self!!!
Long live all of una oo!!!

Thanks gilgee, you are our man

you are my very person.