hmmmm, speechless....

D asociation of nigeria university studnt(anus) shal go on an indefinite strike afta ASUU cal of theirs because
1. Hostel fee expired durin d on goin strike nd ASUU shuld refund dat 4 d studnt
2. Ladies gain admision into an unexpected pregnancy, ASUU shuld find somtin 2 do 2 dat
3.there re som money studnt gain 4rm there parent wich was denied wit d reaction of ASUU, dat shud b refund
4.transport fare 4rm skul 2 various house nd 4rm house bck 2 skul shud b refund
5. Megabite wasted on checking d update on ASUU strike wit internet shud b refund
6.hostel go don dirty, dusty, spider web rat sheet nd oda dirty stuf shud b clean
7.milk, tea, spageti, indomie nd oda fud wey go don expire shud b updated
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.we no go gree only if ASUU meet nd acept al dis demands

rexul na marriage sure pass gaskiya.me too won pregnate one gal now,narriage don happen b dat na, u wen no.i no get moni fr gal allowance lik cookin allowance,washin my cloths allowance,slipin wit me allowance,carin my pregnancy allowance,luvin me allownce etc,gal salary wen she no work for like ASUU dem,gal welfare like makeup,dress,paint,london hair lol.na ASUU cos all dis ba,so tai marriage rite don ton sumtin else.nd she want full implemntation b4 marriage.na wa lol rexul,hack nd dave abeg make uba hlp me,i luv dis gal lol.

Omamuzo7: rexul na marriage sure pass gaskiya.me too won pregnate one gal now,narriage don happen b dat na, u wen no.i no get moni fr gal allowance lik cookin allowance,washin my cloths allowance,slipin wit me allowance,carin my pregnancy allowance,luvin me allownce etc,gal salary wen she no work for like ASUU dem,gal welfare like makeup,dress,paint,london hair lol.na ASUU cos all dis ba,so tai marriage rite don ton sumtin else.nd she want full implemntation b4 marriage.na wa lol rexul,hack nd dave abeg make uba hlp me,i luv dis gal lol.

lol..... Na marriage sure pass for nw?..... Make dm call am off make studnt chop xmas untop book..... At least when lecturer see oil for handout dm go remembr wetin dm cause na........

Rexsul: Did i even rememba my matric numba? i knw its somtn 2012/1/.........ooooops! i dey come make i check am 4 my id card...

lol rexsul u sure say fever no dy involved, hmmmm u rely nid 2 c a doc,gd mrn dear

Blessy swt: lol rexsul u sure say fever no dy involved, hmmmm u rely nid 2 c a doc,gd mrn dear

hehehehe.....mornin swthrt....hope ur 9t ws cul?

The Committee of Pro-Chancellors of Federal Universities
on Tuesday called for the immediate re-opening of all
shut
down universities across the country.
This is contained in a communiqué signed by the
committee's Chairman, Prof. Kimse Okoko, released in
Abuja on Tuesday.
The communiqué was issued at the end of the
committee's
meeting to discuss the lingering strike by the Academic
Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) and other issues
affecting the Nigerian University System.
It stated that the call for the re-opening of the universities
was unanimously agreed by all Pro-chancellors in the
interest of the country.
The communique directed all the Vice-Chancellors to
comply with the decision.
It commended the efforts by the Federal Government to
address the major issues that led to the strike and lauded
the personal intervention of President Goodluck Jonathan
in
the resolution of the dispute.
It also expressed satisfaction with the outcome of the
referendum conducted in all the branches of ASUU
nationwide, which voted 60-40 in favour of the
suspension
of the ongoing strike.
The communique explained that the committee's decision
was based on the negative impact the strike had had on
the
university system, students and the parents.
It, however, appealed for the understanding from the
leadership and members of ASUU to ensure speedy
restoration of academic activities on campuses.

Diz sh*t called strike is getting more interesting as everday's episodes goes by*** There was an open dispute between members of unilag ASUU batch lecturers yesterday, as dr close door meeting turned into a boxing match....in summary ASUU is nw divided * EBsu Ibbul,Aaua already out *unilag also backing out by weekend* and pro-chancellors has ordered all V/C's to open their schools*
Hmm, Me juz sipping my ogidiga wit crayfish waiting for the next episode

Rexsul: hehehehe.....mornin swthrt....hope ur 9t ws cul?

did u say cul, mehn it was cold oh, bt i tank God 4 my sweater n blank who helpd me 2 fight it out, n u hw was urs?. Wishin u a stresfree day ahead

Blessy swt: did u say cul, mehn it was cold oh, bt i tank God 4 my sweater n blank who helpd me 2 fight it out, n u hw was urs?. Wishin u a stresfree day ahead

lolz! tnx a lot darlin....i wish u same.

Rexsul: lolz! tnx a lot darlin....i wish u same.

hmm..this una friendship d0ne they enter an0ther level 0h....i am suspecting s0mthing is fishing 0r c0wing between una tw0....

obumsway: na wa oooo......... Una jst de negotiate person pikin...na only her de?...... Ibeg jawe dat one no be my concrn nw .....wetin de my head na ASUU wahala...lol.... D tin tire me like pepper...... Ibeg who knw if GEJ dn talk to dose idiotic incomprehentus..... Ibeg make dm call of this tin make person go school for me dn tire for hws.........!!! I wondr if na like that person de chop salary...... Person no wrk bt wan chop money na wa ooooooo

freshers no ge hope to resume nw ....if dy call off January ....dn na around march/April b4 u guys resume....so juz farabale dy rock ur parole..

I need help o..dey said I ve bin offerd a provisional admission for d university undergraduate program....pls Wats meaningis it predegree or main admission

Leebliss13: hmm..this una friendship d0ne they enter an0ther level 0h....i am suspecting s0mthing is fishing 0r c0wing between una tw0....

Is it bad 2b caring 2wards ur frnd again ........leebliss abeg no carry me go o b4 those bad guys start 2 dey attack

Richardinho: I need help o..dey said I ve bin offerd a provisional admission for d university undergraduate program....pls Wats meaningis it predegree or main admission

did u apply 4 admission in2 pre-degree or 100L?

Supplementary list is out
I hereby open the floor for testimony* Pastor OluwafredO.....drop ur testimonies
As E day HoT
Both UtmE N D.E

Gd mrn pals. Pls dis suplementary list of futminna it is der secondlis or r dy completin d firstlist

Richardinho: I need help o..dey said I ve bin offerd a provisional admission for d university undergraduate program....pls Wats meaningis it predegree or main admission

on my own opinion i tink it 4 100lv

Dj hack: freshers no ge hope to resume nw ....if dy call off January ....dn na around march/April b4 u guys resume....so juz farabale dy rock ur parole..

lolz.. Shapa mai labari.. Mek him cool down dey run him parole.. Meanwhile how u dey boss?

Mystery007: lolz.. Shapa mai labari.. Mek him cool down dey run him parole.. Meanwhile how u dey boss?

me good bro Hw u?

Richardinho: I need help o..dey said I ve bin offerd a provisional admission for d university undergraduate program....pls Wats meaningis it predegree or main admission

o boy u slack o....c d kind question u day ask .....pre-degree na undergraduate....

Blessy swt: Gd mrn pals. Pls dis suplementary list of futminna it is der secondlis or r dy completin d firstlist

second list o....

Dj hack: me good bro Hw u?

mehn 5n.. Oya oo, where re dose pple disturbing abt d 2nd list. Its out, cme nd give ya testimonies

Hmmm FUTMINNA UTME SUPPLEMENTARY wich includes update to d list and DE SUPPLEMENTARY list is out on d site oooo..second choice guys check d list ooo...all d best..check futminna site..awaitin testimonies ooo

Richardinho: I need help o..dey said I ve bin offerd a provisional admission for d university undergraduate program....pls Wats meaningis it predegree or main admission

Congrats man.. Nawao for u oo, undergraduate nd pre-dgree na two diff things nah. Na 100lvl b dat. What course ?

I wish those checkn there names on d list gud luck......plz we r seriously waitn 4 ur testimonies. tnx....#team Gud News.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!where d testimonies oooo...

Dj hack wot course were u even givn?

GOOD NEWS!!!
A friend of mine jst informed me dat he has been offered admsn into the dept of Biochem, though he is not a member of nairaland yet but he often visit as guest so he told me to testify on his behalf. He is a 2nd choice candidate nd was offered his course.. So Happy for him!!.. Still waiting for ya testimonies @Rhangel, toriolo nd co

Na geography dem give me.......plz wat if I want to chng to Surveying department, aw I go do am

Richardinho: Na geography dem give me.......plz wat if I want to chng to Surveying department, aw I go do am

..hmm first of all congratulations cus its nt easy and 2ndly to change go b either afta ya first year u go buy change of course form..and work ur change of course...its nt easy as u fink..and u must av a good CGPA..

Mystery007: GOOD NEWS!!!
A friend of mine jst informed me dat he has been offered admsn into the dept of Biochem, though he is not a member of nairaland yet but he often visit as guest so he told me to testify on his behalf. He is a 2nd choice candidate nd was offered his course.. So Happy for him!!.. Still waiting for ya testimonies @Rhangel, toriolo nd co

..congratz to ya friend and I wish him all d best..@Rhangel and torilo,lilshevy una good news don come o..come n drop it ooo..#bless

david6: ..congratz to ya friend and I wish him all d best..@Rhangel and torilo,lilshevy una good news don come o..come n drop it ooo..#bless

make guys go check o my blood dy boil....