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Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Nobody: 5:37pm On Feb 07, 2013
SOME ANNOYING FACEBOOK
STATUSUPDATES:
1. Good night pals! (So make
we cry?).
2. Am back pals! (From...
where? Prison or hospital?). 3. My heart is broken, I will
never love again (No be new
thing).
4. Am gonna be off for a while
(Safe journey, no be force to
enterfacebook). 5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I
didn't even notice u had gone...
Duh!).
6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not
us).
7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tell me? Na me wan
give u transport
FARE?).
8. So Angry (Go fight who
provokeu )(y).
9. People are wicked (Na today u just dey know?).
10. Am in love (No be news).
11. I saw an angel (Na demon u
for see b4?).
12. Money on my mind (Na so?
Here resemble CBN? Go rob bank).
13. Ur pix looks nice (I know b4
I put am).
14. Oh God my flight is delayed
(Take molue).
15. New look (Wetin be our business?).
16. Am tired of this life (Who
sendu come b4?).
17. I am off to church (Na baba
lawo place u for go)
18. Abuja Loading (U be conductor?...Feel free and add urs

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Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Afam4eva(m): 5:42pm On Feb 07, 2013
lol grin
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Desloaaa(f): 6:11pm On Feb 07, 2013
elegushi beach on point(pics with plenty alomo for table
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Ambidexter(m): 7:44pm On Feb 07, 2013
Tanx bro. Tell dem jare! Even though it shudnt be so, bt it seems som ppl need to be taught how to update their status. Imagine updates such as: 'Eating Tinz' 'Bathing Tinz' 'Sleeping Tinz'
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Nobody: 11:35pm On Feb 07, 2013
Ambidexter: Tanx bro. Tell dem jare! Even though it shudnt be so, bt it seems som ppl need to be taught how to update their status. Imagine updates such as: 'Eating Tinz' 'Bathing Tinz' 'Sleeping Tinz'
so you ve not heard that sumone was about to die on his sick bed and update "Dying tinz"
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Desloaaa(f): 11:50pm On Feb 07, 2013
lol.heaven tinz,tinz tinz
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by skales(m): 7:46pm On Feb 08, 2013
Hehehehehehe tinz tinz
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by SeunT2(m): 10:16pm On Feb 08, 2013
bed wetting tinz on my mind lol cheesy grin
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Nobody: 10:59pm On Feb 08, 2013
Seun-T:
bed wetting tinz on my mind lol cheesy grin
whaaaaaaaat?
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by Nobody: 11:03pm On Feb 08, 2013
http://[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Some Annoying Facebook Status Updates by CaptCindie(f): 12:10am On Feb 09, 2013
Hahahahah..=)) =))•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa.. =)) =))•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa.. Wan xchange my bbporsche for nokia3310

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