70 yr. old man asks his wife "do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive .

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A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her,
"1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name"
Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"
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A white couple had a black baby, The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby is black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt, !
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Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

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Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"

ifyalways:


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A white couple had a black baby, The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby is black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt, !
,

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"

Dats u & me baby
smokky hot!!!

Y did u hav to go xpose tessy na.

lol liked de last two

ify,

u dont post anything for a long time, and when you finally do, this is what you came up with

Tufe,who cares about what who thinks or feels ?  papals as usual

Gunny maybe or maybe not,chose one 

lol

Gunpoint

Looks like i gotta cure your mouth of diarrohea

@Ify,
You are just too much. THAT #2 & 3 jokes are serious matter o.
KEEP THEM COMING,YOU ARE LOADED.

. .y she no go too much, when you wan run shows

@ify


Girlfriend, u hot,
and u've just won yourself an all expenses paid weekend in my apartment,
just eat, sleep, wake
_{and ride my pony all day
this time, we will have firefighters on ground (aka condoms), so that the baby won't burn.}

. . .now this is a reason to lmao

Olulu your imaginations gonna get you burnt soon

. . .but i love his imagination, its free and wild

. . . .free things are fake
  wild things are wowo !

and who proposed that

. . . .what a rhetoric question

i love all the jokes .

they re cute.

good one ify.

i'll take i that u ify propounded that theory

ifyalways:

Olulu your imaginations going to get you burnt soon

imaginations set u free,
though mind be burnt,
as long as its with u girlfriend

tufe:

. . .but i love his imagination, its free and wild

hmmm, 1st thing u ve said rite all day

ifyalways:

. . . .free things are fake
wild things are wowo !

thats means u ve been rollin wit da wrong kinda of people,
and they have been messin with ur head.
let me set u free baby,
take u on a ride to da wild side girl,
and i sure will make u scream papaaaaaaaaaa,
u da best dadaaaaaaaaa!!!

. . . .say what
am still a minor pls

Funny

ifyalways:

. . . .say what
am still a minor please

no yawa,
i have d protein just right for u girlfriend,
will have u all blown up in no time

hmmmmmmmmmmm

**watching these two wid keen interest**

me i need to watch them too

go and buy pop corn and join in

long throat dats all u know see ur mouth pop corn and ekpa

by the way how u dey?

dont mind the silly boi.

Tufe hw far

Ify, u just made my day doubled with joy after chelsea did me proud last 9th. Anybody when no enjoy ur gist, na toothpick dem go take stab him head.

Tufe, wetin dey make u just dey form hard guy?

u cant believe the wonders guguru and ekpa does to his brain

whose brain

who is the topic of discussion

go thru the previous posts and bingo! u'll get da ans

rofl
i have seen,heard and percieved it.
thanks hon
ladies and gents,lets give it up for the ekpalized man with gugurized brain . . .Mr T. . E