hmmmm

huh hah

wetin your eye see wey your mouth no fit talk?

noring ooooooh
nuffin + nothing= something heavy

oya come explain

okay na heavy nothing?
You don jam tipper wey carry gravel ooo

Motor dey jam the owner?

u b tipper driver?

cool,
come supply sand and gravel for my new house in lekki phase 3

so u don get house?

congrats my dear at least u don try live for ur tree house for 46yrs

. . . and the guy still dey owe rent for there

_{at my house warming ceremony
singing,
Hehas done for me ,
God has done for me,
what clem can not do,
He has done for me
what ituen can not do
God has done for me}

my broda he has really done it 4 u

finally u av a bed space under bridge

@jokes
real lmao

the lmao reach ur mind so?

yes clemcy

@IFY
That ur tongue dey red. You never still stop to take fanta do breakfast, luck and dinner?

ROTFLMSMFAOTTW
KFWTTJIVVTAWMAMGC

nice one.

here is my contribution called:
Dear Abby Letters

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything - and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered - I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex - and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?


,
Additional entries, all also drawn from her book:


DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get?
GERTIE

DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?


DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like?
CAROL

DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.

DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible?
KAY

DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.

DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
WONDERING

DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.

DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much?
CURIOUS

DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do.

DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time?
JAKE

DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.

DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions?
ANNIE

DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
SAM IN CAL.

DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.

DEAR ABBY: What inspires you most to write?
TED

DEAR TED: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.

DEAR ABBY: When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've heard a lot about you"?
RITA

DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.

DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits.
ROSE

DEAR ROSE: So would I.

DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
BESS

DEAR BESS: Night and Day.

@ efe

which level my sista

odikwa ok wit u?

It is really not ok with her oh

efebabe

u da bomb,
i tripping,
i mean, i trips,
nay, i tripped
u too much

_{come gimme a hug,
yeah dats rite,
closer, closer, yep, dats d spot,}

Na wetin dey do our boys these days?

na bla bla bla urge

bla bla mania.

olulu, na wa for you o. the girl never land finish and you don dey yarn am.

the boiz for this place sef i fear them o.

na real bla bla mania dey worry them

i no fit sout

. . abeg just try at least

i get boil for mouth

na hw u take get am sef

over lollipoping.

chei