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Afcon Jokes. by realsammie(m): 11:17pm On Feb 11, 2013
ASO ROCK: Congratulations, your boys made
us proud!
KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?
KESHI: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is
real Gold? ... because I don't trust CAF at
times, they may hide the real Gold and give
you a steel coated with Gold.
KESHI: We have done that sir... even one of
the players broke one part of it and just
confirmed that he sold it this morning at a
South African Gold mine... It is original Gold
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the
1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?
KESHI: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?
KESHI: I didn't count it?
ASO ROCK: Keshi don't disappoint me. How
on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million
Dollars and you didn't count it in his
Presence... ARE YOU FAROUK?
Re: Afcon Jokes. by realsammie(m): 11:35am On Feb 13, 2013
After Ivory Coast's return from AFCON, the
players of Ivory Coast were so ashamed of
their great loss to Nigeria, they decided to
disguise themselves so as not to be
recognized by their fellow countrymen..
Drogba disguised himself as a monk. While
walking round the streets of Abidjan,
suddenly, an old lady walked up to him and
said, "Hi, Drogba!" Amazed and annoyed that
an old lady had seen through his disguise
He went back home and dressed as a Tuareg,
again he bumped into the same old lady and
she said: "How do you do, Drogba??"
Confused and puzzled, he asked, "but how
did you recognise me ma?" The old lady
laughed out loud and said, are you stupi.d or
what? Its me, Yaya Touré.

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