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White Lie by choicehome(f): 12:14pm On Mar 13, 2008
[b]White Lie[/b]

Junior's father called Junior one evening, told him that if the Landlord asked for me, tell him i am not in town.  Not up to 30 minutes later, the landlord knocked on the door, junior ran to the door, open it to discover that it was the Landlord that was standing by the door.  The landlord said to junior, "call me your dad" even before he finished his statement, junior interrupted by saying, dad is not in town and immediately a phone rang, junior moves close to the Television stand, picked up the phone and started running into the bedroom shouting, dad, dad, dad, your phone is ringing. The Landlord was shockedshocked shocked shocked
Re: White Lie by tufe(m): 1:27pm On Mar 13, 2008
that sure is a dumb kid

very nice joke grin grin grin
Re: White Lie by simorny(m): 1:35pm On Mar 13, 2008
the boy na akoba ,
Re: White Lie by tufe(m): 1:49pm On Mar 13, 2008
wetin be akoba?
Re: White Lie by segunpc(m): 2:47pm On Mar 13, 2008
kai walahi the boy has kobalised him father.

good one .
Re: White Lie by tufe(m): 2:59pm On Mar 13, 2008
thankyou cheesy
Re: White Lie by tytylayor: 3:53pm On Mar 13, 2008
d boy never start kg1 grin grin grin
Re: White Lie by Lohlarh(f): 3:58pm On Mar 13, 2008
alakoba omo shocked
Re: White Lie by tufe(m): 5:23pm On Mar 13, 2008
. . all these English of nowadays, i dey fear O grin
Re: White Lie by ituen(m): 8:37pm On Mar 13, 2008
Poster

U try abeg grin grin grin grin
Re: White Lie by uosifo: 2:01pm On Mar 14, 2008
Junior is a true son of his mother.

in fact, this is a good lesson to parents who tell lies alot. grin grin grin
Re: White Lie by uosifo: 2:04pm On Mar 14, 2008
choicehome, do you no where junior lives because i for dash am N20 for embarrassing his lie lie father.

this is a good one, keep it up.
Re: White Lie by TOYOSI20(f): 2:06pm On Mar 14, 2008
Cool
Re: White Lie by uosifo: 2:11pm On Mar 14, 2008
Segunpc, which one be kobalise. that grammer no dey dictionary ooooh!

abeg tell us the meaning.
Re: White Lie by aaronic: 2:17pm On Mar 14, 2008
embarassed
thatz an old joke. be more creative boy.
Re: White Lie by uosifo: 11:35am On Mar 17, 2008
like father like son grin grin grin
Re: White Lie by Scopium: 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2008
[size=13pt]Don't blame the kid he was only given a personalized response for the landlord only and none for the ringing phone or any other situation. Had the landlord sent his wife the kid would have answered yes. grin[/size]
Re: White Lie by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Mar 17, 2008
ha ha ha

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