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Baptizing A Drunkard by mkab(m): 3:39pm On May 03, 2006 |
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by Nobody: 5:17pm On May 03, 2006 |
lo the man was actually looking for Jesus inside the water |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by diddy4(m): 7:58pm On May 03, 2006 |
damn that is funny. yes it is, look for him. he will soon appear. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by spikelord(m): 11:48pm On May 05, 2006 |
these people no go kill person |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by Fimmy(m): 12:07am On May 06, 2006 |
lol |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by dm(m): 8:13pm On May 06, 2006 |
Oh Lawdy. Yea, dunk him again, he just might find him. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by spikelord(m): 8:16pm On May 06, 2006 |
abi, that would be the best solution |
Re: Baptizing A Drunkard by spikelord(m): 8:19pm On May 06, 2006 |
abi, that would be the best solution |
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