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The 11th Commandment by SamMilla1(op): 8:41pm On Oct 28, 2006
NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of PRESIDENT OBASANJO has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

"Thou shalt not stuff your pocket with your contries money."
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Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God, and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of; a blessing that money cannot buy.
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Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
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Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
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