FYI

Ladies, please study and accommodate your other
halves, Extremely
important advice and recommendations to be passed on
to wives, girlfriends,
fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all
women in general) These
rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in
June/July this
year,

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the
sports section of the
newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on
regarding the World
Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the
conversations. If you
fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad
way, or you will be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving
any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at
all times, without any
exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote
control, you will lose
it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a
game, I don't mind,
as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without
distracting me. If
you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure
you put clothes on
right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have
time to take you to
the doctor or look after you during the World Cup
month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute,
unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of
your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the
telephone, or pick up
the baby that just fell from the second floor, it
wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2
six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to
nibble on, and please
do not make any funny faces to my friends when they
come over to watch the
games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV
between 12am and 6am,
unless they replay a good game that I missed during
the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset
because one of my teams is
losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or
"don't worry, they'll
win next time". If you say these things, you will only
make me angrier and
I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever
know more about
football than me and your so called "words of
encouragement" will only lead
to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game
and you can talk to me
during halftime but only when the commercials are on,
and only if the
halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please
note I am saying "one"
game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy
excuse to "spend time
together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I
don't care if I have seen
them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again.
Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any
other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance
because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house
on a Sunday to watch a
game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every
night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think
about saying "but you
have already seen this, why don't you change
the channel to something we can all watch??", the
reply will be: "Refer to
Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as
"Thank God the World
Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these
words, because after this
comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish
League, Premier League,
etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,
Men of the World

Men, that is serious.
The world cup is really something.

though the world cup is over, I bet ladies wouldn't wanna offend their husbands in the next one.

Booo

omo i feel you jare

Those rules are scary.

Abeg, what is the penalty for disobeying one of it.