Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wm
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-300 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter, if wrongly used
5. Sweet if given proper treatment

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for unknown cause
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind

TESTS

1. Element turns rosy pink when happy
2. Element turns gray when specimen is placed behind a better test


POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one! Although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. (NB THIS IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!)


WARNING !!!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO SO MANY ELEMENTS CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS TO MANKIND.

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in fact u re three much.

Women don see wennnnnnnnnn for all these jokes o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I guess that's what makes us so, so special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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