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Must Read! New Found Chemical Element! by picaso313(m): 6:01pm On Oct 01, 2015
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care. 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Other properties includes: (1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area. (2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs. (3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl(AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction. (4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs. (5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry for u!! Assignment: give me @least 2 more natures u tnk abt d element Gl...if you are a scientist
Re: Must Read! New Found Chemical Element! by Nicolars(m): 6:14pm On Oct 02, 2015
Lol...wtf nyc 1 bro


Ftc anyway

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