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| Must Read! New Found Chemical Element! by picaso313(m): 6:01pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC
TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other expensive
items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.
(2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad,
Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g
Another Girl(AG) tries to take her BF by
Substitution reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element
like GUCCI combines with her at a high
temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry
for u!!
Assignment: give me @least 2 more natures u tnk
abt d element Gl...if you are a scientist |
| Re: Must Read! New Found Chemical Element! by Nicolars(m): 6:14pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Lol...wtf nyc 1 bro Ftc anyway |
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