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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Denies Agreeing To Deputize Any Politician in 2027 by 11Monkeys: 12:51pm On Sep 14, 2024
Even with video evidence, APC touts and social media nuisances are saying it differently. Imagine if there was no video to the effect?

They probably thought Thièfnubu the criminal needs a course mate in foolishness and dementia. They never knew Peter Obi is miles ahead of APC and Thièfnubu bastards from all over the country put together in tactical leadership exposure and valid speech delivery in one piece.
PoliticsRe: Dear Mr. Peter Obi by 11Monkeys: 6:37am On Sep 14, 2024
Obidients are beating Reno omonkey everyday. Cease fire is not allowed.

Take your message to bulaba the drug snorting criminal.
PoliticsRe: ‘Police Acted On Petition After It Was Withdrawn’ — Air Peace On Ajaero’s Arrest by 11Monkeys: 8:20am On Sep 10, 2024
Thièfnubu is looking for evidence everywhere to hold onto and effect Ajaero's arrest not minding whether the petition is recent, ancient or withdrawn.

After smoking his drugs, how on earth is he expected to be reasonable?

PoliticsRe: Legendary Actor James Earl Jones, Passed On This Morning At Age 93 by 11Monkeys: 7:04am On Sep 10, 2024
The legendary actor is gone. Recall my childhood days in the movie "Coming To America"

King Jaffa Joffer the ruler of Zamunda Kingdom.

R.I.P

PoliticsRe: DSS Releases NLC President, Ajaero On Bail by 11Monkeys: 6:52am On Sep 10, 2024
yarimo:
Joe ajaero should know office of the NLC president has no immunity
This embarrassing illiterate that belongs to the lowest rung of the APC pay scale doesn't have a job and completely bereft of common sense.

Just a despicable beggar hoping to find Nigerian workers lives in penury like his.
PoliticsRe: DSS Releases NLC President, Ajaero On Bail by 11Monkeys: 6:44am On Sep 10, 2024
tanigororo:
Naso we hear am too, what if DSS is right about him being used by MI6
Which DSS? You rated your boys scout of a DSS too high on intelligence gathering.

If they are anything to talk about, they should start arresting the terrorists in the North responsible for daily kidnapping and killing.

As for Mi16 retorts, keep hallucinating.
PoliticsRe: DSS Releases NLC President, Ajaero On Bail by 11Monkeys: 6:39am On Sep 10, 2024
No, they should hold him. We are already warming up to shut down the economy completely.

By the way, the minimum wage must be implemented and fuel price reduced or we shut down the economy as well.

70k can't sustain anybody with the current fuel price.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! NLC President, Joe Ajaero Moved To NIA by 11Monkeys: 3:55pm On Sep 09, 2024
AjegunleBoy:
u will quickly hear dat industrial court has banned any strike dey are planning on!

Make una dey learn dey a step ahead of una oppressors!
cool

& as for Oshiomhole, it shall never be well with him wherever he is now!
angry
Which industrial court? This is not ASUU they threatened with industrial court. Even the court will be shut down.
PoliticsRe: NLC Confirms Ajaero’s Arrest On His Way To UK, May Declare Strike by 11Monkeys: 2:00pm On Sep 09, 2024
We are waiting for NLC national executive council directives to embark on strike by midnight today or tomorrow.

Everyone should prepare for permanent stay at home. It won't be easy this time. cheesy
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! NLC President, Joe Ajaero Moved To NIA by 11Monkeys: 1:59pm On Sep 09, 2024
EvilMerodack:
Why would anyone strike just because Ajaero is in DSS custody? angry

Are people that jobless?

You guys shouldnt be that easy to move around like wind


Thats by the way, Terrorism financiers should be handled with iron hand. Let stand for Justice and Truth
We are waiting for NLC national executive council directives to embark on strike by midnight today or tomorrow.

Prepare to stay at home for a long time.
PoliticsRe: Call For Otti To Join APC: Deputy Speaker, Kalu Vindicated  -hon Chukwu by 11Monkeys:
grin grin criminals are calling a saint to join them. Their only target is to rubbish governor Otti through their demonic APC and bring Abia state back to the days of Orji Uzor Kalu, TA Orji and the mindless criminal in the bloc, Ikpeazu.

Tell Thièfnubu to reduce the price of fuel and give the people dividend of democracy rather than sharing rice and travelling from Africa to Asia without any positive outcome.

Bunch of thieves.
PoliticsRe: The Arochukwu King Should Rank High Than Obi Of Onitsha by 11Monkeys: 12:41pm On Sep 07, 2024
Ebubu:
Obi of Onitsha is just a chiefdom of Bini King

The British met a very highly structured Arochukwu which they ranked above Onitsha tradition.

Arochukwu King has influence over Southern Igbos of Owerri, Ngwa, Aba, Orlu, Ndoki, Etche, Ikwerre, and strongly on Ibibio of Akwa Ibom state.

Their influence even entered Ebonyi state in Edda and Afikpo axis where they took slaves captive and received tributaries.

If the British expeditions had delayed and Aro people met Bini, it would have been a serious fight.
Go and drink otapiapia. Thièfnubu has given you dividend of democracy through 1200 Naira fuel pump increment.

😋😋😋
PoliticsRe: Why I Stepped Down As Tinubu’s Spokesman – Ajuri Ngelale by 11Monkeys: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2024
This guy has a reputation to build for himself rather than telling lies every now and then in a bid to defend his political pay master.

Good enough he understood what's at stake for himself in the future, and decided to abandon the current image soiling job indefinitely in the guise of attending to family's health needs. grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Commits To Replicate China’s Infrastructure In Nigeria by 11Monkeys: 10:32am On Sep 07, 2024
A statement made by a "foolish fool" of a president.

After smoking his drugs, in his state of memory relapse and evident coma, he talks completely out of reason and sees China's development in his comatose Nigeria through his strabismus eyes. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Mystery Of Dangote Refinery In Nigerian Oil Politics By Farooq Kperogi by 11Monkeys: 9:56am On Sep 07, 2024
The amount of criminality at the presidential level in this country is mind boggling.
PoliticsRe: Protest Rocks Ilorin Over Fuel Price Hike (video) by 11Monkeys: 6:00pm On Sep 05, 2024
grin They are teaching Peter Obi a lesson.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Boko Haram Hits Yobe Again, Burn Down Vehicles by 11Monkeys: 5:53pm On Sep 05, 2024
That mumu dey for China dey sign poverty agreement for Nigerians wey generations to come no go fit pay finish.

The idiotic criminal doesn't care whether men, women and children are getting killed by terrorists everyday.

Nigeria has descended into a state of abyss with the classic definition of everybody on your own under the drug snorting Aso Rock goblin named Thièfnubu.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Calls Out FG Over Fuel Subsidy, NNPC’s Fuel Supply by 11Monkeys: 8:58am On Sep 03, 2024
A criminal that is named Thièfnubu is not expected to see evil and not take part in it. he is the world's most prolific criminal for a reason

Thièfnubu can never come clean and clear about NNPCL operations. The man is a jumbo size Thief.

NNPCL is where unprecedented criminality takes place hence their operations and dealings are never made public.

Within a year and half, Nigerians are already buying fuel beyond a thousand Naira and, this is going to impact negatively on food prices and transport fares nationwide thereby making life miserable for the citizens whom, already, are struggling to stay afloat on a dying economy.

And for those idiots on the ladder of the APC pay scale supporting the evil policies of the Govt, I guess you are ready to purchase fuel from a different market.

Bunch of demented miserable nitwits.
CultureRe: 2024 New Yam Festival Celebration In Nnewi Anambra State (video/pic) by 11Monkeys: 9:52am On Sep 02, 2024
LocalFARMERS:
People go there to have fun. Some ladies go there to meet new men, while some men go there to look for Babes. So many things to buy and eat. Alot of sight seeing.
Ok I get it.
CultureRe: 2024 New Yam Festival Celebration In Nnewi Anambra State (video/pic) by 11Monkeys: 9:17am On Sep 02, 2024
I'm confused. Is it new yam festival or beer and nkwobi festival? undecided
PoliticsRe: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by 11Monkeys: 12:59pm On Aug 31, 2024
ogododo:
Sen. Heineken Lokpobiri


Senator Heineken Lokpobiri, the Minister of State for Petroleum (Oil), has observed that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Limited need to sell imported fuel above landing cost to combat smuggling.

The minister made this statement at the 2024 Energy and Labour summit in Abuja, where he also pointed fingers at security agencies for their complicity in aid of smuggling activities.

He mentioned that smugglers will continue to thrive as long as NNPC imports fuel and sells it below the landing cost.

RelatedStories

NNPC seeks private firms to operate Warri, Kaduna refineries for petrol supply
AUGUST 30, 2024


“If NNPC imports PMS and sells to marketers at perhaps N600 or below, there’s no way that smuggling can stop.

“When smugglers are taking the products outside the country, even if you put all the policemen on the road, they are Nigerians; you and I know the answer (response),” he said.





Furthermore, Lokpobiri acknowledged that fuel smuggling from Nigeria to neighboring countries is a persistent issue that cannot be fully eliminated.

He also explained that the NNPC lacks the financial resources needed to rebuild the nation’s aging pipelines, which have been a significant factor in economic sabotage through vandalism and crude oil theft, draining vital oil revenue.

He mentioned that “the old, corroded pipelines, some of which date back to the 1960s and 1970s, are easily vandalized,” thus facilitating the illegal transport of fuel.




“The reason why pipeline vandalism is very easy to do is because the pipelines have all expired; they are completely corroded. So, anybody can just go and tap it, and the thing is busted.

“The challenge lies in transporting it to terminals due to the deteriorated state of the pipelines.”

In addition, Lokpobiri called for a public-private partnership to address the infrastructure issues.

“That is why we have to go for the global model – PPP. We have to get the private sector to come in.”

What you should know
Nigeria has struggled to meet its oil production targets in the first five months of the year.

The country aimed to produce 1.78 million barrels of crude oil per day, but the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries and its allies (OPEC+) set a lower production quota of 1.5 million barrels per day in December, which was 288,000 barrels below the budget target.

In January, OPEC figures revealed that Nigeria’s average crude oil production was 1.42 million barrels per day, falling short of both the OPEC quota and the budget target.

This figure dropped to 1.32 million barrels per day in February and further declined to 1.23 million barrels per day, according to direct communication figures from OPEC.

Throughout the first quarter of the year, Nigeria, much like in 2023, failed to meet the OPEC+ production quota and the 2024 budget production target. The average production barely reached 1.4 million barrels per day.

https://nairametrics.com/2024/08/31/nnpc-must-sell-petrol-above-landing-cost-to-combat-smuggling-oil-minister
The same useless story that won't stop smuggling is what this idiot is churning out.

If you can't police your border areas well enough, smuggling becomes lucrative.

If you sell a litre of fuel 1000 naira in Nigeria and, beyond the shores of Nigeria, eg, Cameroon where a litre is sold for 1200 naira, that makes it highly lucrative. 200x45,000 litres of fuel is hell lotta of money from one tanker alone.

This is why text book economics won't work here. Police the borders and stop criminal elements from smuggling petroleum products to neighbouring countries.

This cretinous idea of price increase to stop smuggling is baseless, unworkable and a burden to citizens of this country especially those on the lowest rung of poverty benchmark.
PoliticsRe: Petrol At 1,000 Naira Per Litre: Nigerians are going through hell by 11Monkeys: 12:49pm On Aug 31, 2024
After dodging Peter Obi the bullet, they ended up with a North Korean Jiang-su, bunker bursting bomb aka Thièfnubu. grin grin

Lessons must be learnt.
PoliticsRe: Geometric Power Laments Constraint Caused By Gas Shortage by 11Monkeys: 12:44pm On Aug 31, 2024
A criminal like Thièfnubu can never make gas available for positive investment in Nigeria if he wouldn't be benefitting from it. He prefers to sell gas to Koreans and Indians while home industries grapple with poor electricity supply due to gas unavailability

Thief'nubu is the cretin undisputed.
PoliticsRe: (Photos): Group Stages #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria Protest In USA On September 15 by 11Monkeys: 12:17pm On Aug 31, 2024
Oral-B toothpaste, big size is now #1500. cheesy brush your teeth or walk around with stinking mouth. That is the case as it stands.

Tinubu is a crass and idiotic animal. The mad man crippled Nigeria economy under one year.
PoliticsRe: Police Re-invite Joe Ajaero, NLC General Secretary Ugboajah by 11Monkeys: 9:23pm On Aug 30, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
Please save the insults and tell Mr Ajaero that he is not above the law and he is not the same as NLC.

The same police and law will protect him if he is innocent. Everyone the likes of you filled with hate hate will always progress phenomenally!
Let's expose your foolishness the more.

The IG of police is not the police and any police personnel inviting Joe Ajaero is equally not the police.

I hope it makes sense now. grin grin
PoliticsRe: NNPCL To Hand Over Warri, Kaduna Refineries To Private Operators by 11Monkeys: 11:46am On Aug 30, 2024
treesun:
The Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited says it is seeking to engage reputable and credible Operations and Maintenance companies, to operate and maintain the Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company and the Kaduna Refining and Petrochemical Company.

This was disclosed in a statement on Friday on its official X handle.

The Warri refinery located at Warri in Delta State was commissioned in 1978. Warri is a complex conversion refinery with a nameplate distillation capacity of 6,250,000 MTA (125,000 bpd). The refinery complex includes a petrochemical plant commissioned in 1988 with production capacities of 13,000 MTA of polypropylene and 18,000 MTA of carbon black. The refinery is meant to supply markets in the south and southwest regions of Nigeria.

On its part, the Kaduna refinery was commissioned in 1980 to supply petroleum products to Northern Nigeria with a capacity of 50,000 B/D. In 1983, the capacity was expanded to 100,000 B/D by adding a second 50,000 B/D crude train dedicated to the production of lubricating oils (lubes). In 1986, the capacity of the first crude train was expanded to 60,000 B/D. The expansions have increased the current nameplate capacity of the refinery to 110,000 B/D.

https://www.channelstv.com/2024/08/30/nnpcl-to-hand-over-warri-kaduna-refineries-to-private-operators/
So Thièfnubu has finally sold public property to himself. Same thing Thièfnubu accused Atiku Abubakar years back.

Truth is, Nigeria currently has the world most prolific criminal as president.

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