₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,022 members, 8,448,253 topics. Date: Monday, 20 July 2026 at 05:44 AM

Toggle theme

11Monkeys's Posts

Nairaland Forum11Monkeys's Profile11Monkeys's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 12 pages)

BusinessRe: Ekiti Oba Slashes Food Prices, Bans Traders’ Associations by 11Monkeys: 9:10am On Aug 14, 2024
Obiisafruad:
Fulani kidnapped obas.
But you,na your own ppl dey kill una, dey burn una alive, people who uses bicycle kick 🦵 to wake their parents FROM sleep. Useless children from bastards parents, OSuU pigs 🤧
Sebi na monkey dey Bleep una parents those years, na y una look like pig with anyhow shape, flat headed Igbos animal l.. results of broken condoms...ekwensu
Foreigners are coming to your desolate land to kidnap your Obas and chase your clans to Benin Republic effortlessly while you all dingbats are online foaming in the mouths as the undisputed bunch of imbecîles.

A castrated Abobaku like you with malnourished upbringing and cone shaped head laced with scratched face could only rant online like his dead progenitors whose grave yards have been sold to an Igbo man. grin grin


Homeless dejected bastard.
BusinessRe: Ekiti Oba Slashes Food Prices, Bans Traders’ Associations by 11Monkeys: 11:41am On Aug 13, 2024
Obiisafruad:
Good news Keeps coming from the west, but you see that Afghanistan region, na God go help them...
But to hate bitter obis region na no1 no competition
As a damned illiterate that you are, your comment on the subject matter is expository. Your economic illiterate Oba doesn't understand a thing about demand and supply and how markets forces impact on food production and service distribution.

He woke up one morning and implemented a Draconian policy that lacks economic sustainability.

Tell that foolish Oba to go to the farm, produce his own crops and sell to consumers are reduced price. By the time he factors costs of production and distribution of services with his reduced market price template, then he would know what people are going through.
PoliticsRe: LG Financial Autonomy Put On Hold As FG, Governors Reach Agreement by 11Monkeys: 7:48am On Aug 13, 2024
grin

Those useless APC BOT, where are they? They should come and write about their foolishness on nairaland.
PoliticsRe: Distress As Harsh Economy Forces Shutdown Of Over 50 Firms by 11Monkeys: 6:57am On Aug 13, 2024
FitCorper:
grin

Shut you trap. It’s always gon get hard before it gets right. It’s suppose to be easy, that’s not life bro.
Like the market women echoed, "foolish fool"
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Petrol Rollout Postponed Again by 11Monkeys: 7:11pm On Aug 12, 2024
Sonyboom:
When will you Igbos say the truth about Orient Petroleum Refinery commission over 12 years ago but yet to produce a single litre of fuel.

Will your father die if you say the truth about that, why is it that you Igbos are always saying the truth about Dangote Refinery.
You have the guts to mention my father in a comment I made that is in no way your business. That's right.


Without an atom of doubt, you are a product of a copulation between an albino and a chacma baboon, little wonder you mistook your father whom died years ago through mob action for stealing bean cake for mine. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Petrol Rollout Postponed Again by 11Monkeys: 8:52am On Aug 12, 2024
EreluRoz:
Isaiah 47 vs 3 on you for saying you'll slap me
Quote Qur'an too. Find a suitable hadith as well.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Petrol Rollout Postponed Again by 11Monkeys: 8:49am On Aug 12, 2024
EreluRoz:
I've observed you like bad news
Does it mean that saying the truth is a crime?

No, somebody shouldn't report bad news again simply because it doesn't sit favourably with your sentiments.

You suppose chop better slap.
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2024
LagosFc:
😂😂 nwokem, you are still crying. ..ain’t you the one that told us your gbajue tribe have been coming out tops in the past? And I asked for proof, so why the cry??😂😂abi you think everyone here is a illiterate petty trader like you that you can just tell all manner of lie? Abeg show us result let see, if not pls go and hawk your gala in peace….Asinwin omo Igbo😂😂
Frankly, you are a damned illiterate. When I made my submission, I didn't factor you madness into it. So, jumping into my mention to exposed your foolishness is a testament that you are an embarrassment to intellectual proficiency.


Since you made yourself an univited guest on my submission, get ready to engage the discourse with mental fitness.

I won't be the one to assist a slouch who came to counter what he doesn't have the faintest idea of.

By the way, those petty traders are ready to pay you up and take over your father's mud house with rustic brown roofs. grin grin
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 4:00pm On Jul 18, 2024
LagosFc:
😂😂😂he who alleges must prove….nwokem show workings😂😂😂no time for chochocho
You thought you met a newbie on Nairaland with your consummated senility at play, right?. grin grin

Nah, you actually made the wrong bargain.

If you can't sought the records yourself, how is that my business that you are dull and mentally unproductive?

Mugu.🤗🤗🤗
PoliticsRe: Ndume: Akpabio Has Reduced Senate To FG Parastatal — Salihu Lukman by 11Monkeys: 3:45pm On Jul 18, 2024
grin
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 3:44pm On Jul 18, 2024
OriOko88:
Fvckk off mongrel undecided
Rest in peace 🙏
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 3:40pm On Jul 18, 2024
OriOko88:
You are really a monkey. But I don't know which monkey number yu belong. Maybe 10th monkey or 9th undecided
Says the blind weasel.
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 3:37pm On Jul 18, 2024
LagosFc:
tongue😂😂 chochoco everywhere….let’s see the result for the past 10yrs your father is beating his empty chest about😂😂😂nwokem show workings abeg…I don’t have strength for your back and forth nonsense
If you don't have the audacity to scan the result yourself, I'm not in doubt your cranium is replete with shit. grin grin

Daft Yoruba goat.😋
PoliticsRe: No Protest Will Hold In Southwest, Tinubu Not A Failure – Joe Igbokwe by 11Monkeys: 3:34pm On Jul 18, 2024
grin grin grin
They gave him the job of a talking drum. The antiquated vuvuzela of Yoruba land.

Even Joe has more say than most Yorubas as it stands having spent 40yrs living in Lagos state.🤗🤗
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 2:45pm On Jul 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin we know you just angry that jamb played a fast one your gbajue tribe😂😂 we don’t want another messoma episode..Una just lack shame😂😂
Another senseless monkey with strabismus eyes.

If you were sane a tad, you should worry about a federal govt agency giving Nigerians bad reputation by making public announcement with double standards.
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 2:42pm On Jul 18, 2024
MossadAgent:
Abeg shift .
Come make I use you do small lab experiment. You be free specimen for lunacy test. grin
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Reps Slash Salaries By 50% Over Nationwide Hunger by 11Monkeys: 2:33pm On Jul 18, 2024
cheesy

No, it doesn't work like that. Everybody should be on civil servants salary structure.
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 2:32pm On Jul 18, 2024
MossadAgent:
I am whacko but you lost Congo Jews are well in your heads abi?
Keep grinning like a roasted he-goat.
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 2:30pm On Jul 18, 2024
MossadAgent:
You are confusing me for half of your village peeps.
Says a whacko. grin
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 2:28pm On Jul 18, 2024
MossadAgent:
Just say they rigged you guys out again.

Pathetic
This one that came back from prison and still roaming about senselessly.

This is not your WEF conspiracy theories.
EducationRe: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by 11Monkeys: 2:20pm On Jul 18, 2024
They hypocritically released the results thereby contradicting their initial statement simply because the lead candidate this year is not from Igbo land.

They shiver and squirm like a possessed pigeon at the mention of the people dominating Jamb top position. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Senate Moves To Establish Local Government Independent Electoral Commission by 11Monkeys: 2:04pm On Jul 18, 2024
grin

This is what you get when you have useless People as senate President.

So, what's the job of Inec if I may ask?
PoliticsRe: Why Peter Obi Doesn't Reply Reno Omokri by 11Monkeys: 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2024
MEGAWATCH:
I've been worried why Mr Peter Obi doesn't reply Reno Omokri despite all his unprovoked attacks on his person quite a number of times.

Could it be because of the actions of Reno Omokri against President Bola Tinubu some years ago? Reno Omokri also attacked Tinubu and even said many unprinted words against him but today he is also the person defending him to the surprise of many.

How Reno Omokri changed and went back to Tinubu like a dog going back to his vomit, is what has surprised many people in Nigeria.

This is what the Bible said about the nature of dogs going back to his vomit,:

Proverbs 26: verse 11.

LIKE A DOG THAT RETURNS TO HIS VOMIT, SO IS A FOOL WHO REPEATS HIS FOOLISHNESS.

I'm just wondering if this is why Mr Peter Obi avoids Reno Omokri like a disease.

What do you think please?
Peter Obi is too classy to engage a jobless mongrel.
TravelRe: FG Repatriates 190 Nigerians From UAE by 11Monkeys: 1:10pm On Jul 16, 2024
You go to another man's country, you don't behave yourself reasonably, you get your ass kicked.
PoliticsRe: PDP v PDP: Rivers EXCO disagrees with National leadership over appeal by 11Monkeys: 1:05pm On Jul 16, 2024
MelesZanawi:
Labour that Peter Obi wants to jump from.
Let him go to Labour so he can be properly buried there.
That is where he is already going and no slouch can bury him.
PoliticsRe: Go ahead, spend funds: Oko-Jumbo Assembly charges Gov Fubara, faults Amaewhule by 11Monkeys: 12:58pm On Jul 16, 2024
grin

Fubara is not Ambode and Rivers State is not Lagos.

Wike and his bunch of whackos should know this ASAP.
RomanceRe: See What I Saw In Owerri This Morning by 11Monkeys: 12:44pm On Jul 16, 2024
The op mumu Shaa. Something wey you paste for your locality, you dey claim say na Owerri. Why you dey even hide those numbers there?

Silly goon.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Condemns Peter Obi For Not Congratulating Prof Wole Soyinka by 11Monkeys: 10:14am On Jul 14, 2024
DevilsEqual:
Your opinion on WS ends in the SE

The world sees him greater than that

NP Hall of Fame

Achebe can only wish in his grave cheesy cheesy
Like I said, keep crying. Peter Obi doesn't congratulate senseless people.

If you want to die the lagoon is closer to you.
PoliticsRe: The Progress Of Nigeria Under Tinubu by 11Monkeys: 8:51pm On Jul 13, 2024
sIfioksq:
Only someone with closed eyes can't see how Tinubu has transformed Nigeria.
Show us the transformation from any angle of your choosen let's see.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 12 pages)