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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Condemns Peter Obi For Not Congratulating Prof Wole Soyinka by 11Monkeys: 8:49pm On Jul 13, 2024
grin grin Peter Obi doesn't celebrate nincompoops.

Afterall, Soyinka hasn't celebrated Peter Obi at any given time, and it's not anyone's business in whom Peter Obi decides to celebrate.

Thièfnubu's cretins should keep crying.

PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Refuses To Pay $10,000 In A Factcheck Challenge That He Lost. by 11Monkeys: 2:03pm On Jul 13, 2024
MasterJayJay:
Reno Omokri challenged anyone to debunk his statement that poverty level doubled in Anambra during Peter Obi's tenure as Governor of Anambra state. He offered a prize of Naira equivalent of 10,000 dollars.

A twitter user has debunked the claim by Reno Omokri and Reno has not responded.

@renoomokri You have been fact checked. (NBS) National Poverty Rates For Nigeria: 2003-04 (Revised) & 2009-10 (Abridged Report). The report showed that Anambra had 41.4% state-level headcount per capita poverty measure in 2003-04 and 53.7% in 2009-10. Give me my prize.

https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1811429873422123366

https://x.com/Dvirginman/status/181169281381952320
Were you guys actually expecting a hungry man like Reno to give anyone 10k Dollars?

It surprises me someone actually thought Reno had 10k Dollars with that Oklahoma's shoe he wore the last time to take some photograph. grin

PoliticsRe: Why Bitter Obi Would Never Celebrate Professor Wole Soyinka by 11Monkeys: 1:57pm On Jul 13, 2024
Mankind2024:
Why Bitter Obi Would Never Celebrate Professor Wole Soyinka.
Professor Wole Soyinka is a voice for the voiceless. He embodies Nigeria's intellectual prowess and has brought numerous accolades to the country.
Bitter Obi and his cohorts, the "Obi-diots," cannot attain the esteemed professor's heights, despite their ill-gotten wealth.
Bitter Obi and his reactionary gang only revel in negative news about Nigeria, unable to appreciate the positives.
Peter Obi has no reason to celebrate an idiot at old age.
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Did Peter Obi Conduct Any LG Elections During His Tenure? by 11Monkeys: 12:02pm On Jul 12, 2024
Thièfnubu didn't conduct local govt elections.
Fact✔️
PhonesRe: Who Else Noticed "Emergency Call Only" On 9mobile? by 11Monkeys: 2:20pm On Jul 10, 2024
I'm definitely porting my 9mobile line to Airtel. This madness exhibited by 9mobile won't be tolerated by me.

Worst case scenario, 9mobile doesn't have coverage in the interior parts of Nigeria. Heck they came to my village and took away their mast thereby crippling my business.

In Port Harcourt, 9mobile fluctuations are nemerous and since yesterday, no network to make call or to recharge your card.

By Monday next week, I'm done with anything 9mobile.
Technology MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy A25 5G For Sale by 11Monkeys: 11:15am On Jul 09, 2024
Baadal:
Yes
Too bad.
Technology MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy A25 5G For Sale by 11Monkeys: 2:57pm On Jul 08, 2024
Baadal:
- Samsung Galaxy A25 5G
- New Open Box
- Dual sim
- 6GB Ram / 128GB storage
- Blue Colour
- Excellent working condition
- 270k only

Call/WhatsApp : 08025220285
It has no charger, right? undecided
PoliticsRe: Kalabari Is 100% Igbo by 11Monkeys: 7:43am On Jul 03, 2024
Ofodirinwa:
this video is from kalabari kingdom

They are blowing Oja
They are speaking fluid, clear igbo that is even closer to central Igbo than my own dialect
The man they are calling Odogwu has already said, several times, that he is an Igbo man with Igbo ancestors

Is it because he's wearing a british officers hat that you think he's Ijaw lol
Leave your propaganda video and come to Rivers State if you are in doubt.

I live in River State in fact, I was born and brought up here. No part of Kalabari language is related to Igbo language. From Buguma, Degema to Abonnema, I had been to every part of Kalabari land. I still go there till date cos Kalabari land is very close to Port Harcourt.

They don't speak Igbo language in the slightest.

Don't mistake Opobo people for Kalabari people.

Opobo people are Igbo speaking people no doubt about that.
PoliticsRe: 2027 Election: Where Would Peter Obi Get Votes From Outside SE? by 11Monkeys: 11:25pm On Jul 02, 2024
helinues:
Even without you mentioning your area, we can guess
I have given you the answer to your questions.. my area is not your business but don't come there and shout APC or Thièfnubu otherwise you will dead.

Just an advice 😂😜
PoliticsRe: Kalabari Is 100% Igbo by 11Monkeys: 11:22pm On Jul 02, 2024
Ofodirinwa:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/xSrBzaBLLX6cEwyZ/?mibextid=xCPwDs


Watch the video. If you speak IJAW tell me what they are saying lol.
This is even central igbo.
Guy don't talk nonsense if you don't have anything meaningful to say.

How is kalabari Igbo? From dialect to culture to anything you can think about, is totally different from the Igbo tribe.

The Opobo people speak Igbo language and they aren't kalabari people. Kalabari is different from Opobo.

I won't drag anybody to bear the ijaw tag or Igbo tag but your language definitely has given you away. There is no argument about that.

If you like answer ijaw by name and speak Igbo by language, you are gone already cos you would be identified as Igbo.
PoliticsRe: 2027 Election: Where Would Peter Obi Get Votes From Outside SE? by 11Monkeys: 11:03pm On Jul 02, 2024
In my area, talk about Thièfnubu and your life is endangered.

That walking dead of a president should prepare to rig elections again cos that is the only way he could win. Peter Obi is definitely sweeping South South, South East, north central and a chunk of Noth west and North east.


If you think otherwise, drink sniper and die with ebinpawa dissecting your sanity like snake in the monkey shadow.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Approves N50,000 Uplift Grant For 3.6m Nigerian Families by 11Monkeys: 9:34pm On Jun 27, 2024
Only a "foolish fool" expects a criminal like Thief'nubu to do the right things.
AutosRe: Obi Cubana Opens Tricycle (Keke) Assembly Plant In Lagos by 11Monkeys: 2:04pm On Jun 21, 2024
Very good. Lagos people go drive keke tire like the people of Mumbai.

grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Epic Reply To Bayo Onanuga Tirade On Opposition Politics by 11Monkeys:
She murdered Bayo Onanugoat with flawless victory.

That senseless Ape named Bayo won't dare make a comeback at her otherwise he will be cremated this time. grin grin
HealthRe: Cholera: Death Toll Rises To 37 As Lagos Records 401 Cases by 11Monkeys: 12:01pm On Jun 21, 2024
Dirty water and dirty food with flooded environment, why won't there be cholera outbreak?

Just once in Lagos state for a visit, i told myself I can't stay there. Chaos everywhere. Open defecation is there thing. They don't even care who passes by.
PoliticsRe: FG Denies Renaming Murtala Mohammed Way Abuja After Soyinka by 11Monkeys: 8:12am On Jun 18, 2024
If ordinary information dissemination they couldn't manage it properly, You can see why the country's economy is in utter mess.

Bunch of incompetent mediocrities in power.
PoliticsRe: Share Your Opinion:what Do You Think Atiku Or Obi Would Have Done Differently? by 11Monkeys: 3:02pm On Jun 17, 2024
PresidObi:
They just want to see if they will pick Obi brain and then tell Tinubu to try it. Tinubu has failed and they are looking for ideas.
You got the drift bro. Maybe the op has collected some agbado🌽 and lodged them in his pockets hence the useless question.
PoliticsRe: Share Your Opinion:what Do You Think Atiku Or Obi Would Have Done Differently? by 11Monkeys: 2:56pm On Jun 17, 2024
They have flung afar their blueprint and stylistically asking us unnecessary question.

Abeg face Thièfnubu. Obi has nothing to offer and would have done worse than Thièfnubu.

Las las eyes must clear.
PoliticsRe: Lagos - Calabar Highway by 11Monkeys: 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2024
Okoroawusa:
Na so you talk for Second Niger Bridge until it was commissioned.
This one no be second Niger bridge and I no talk anything about second Niger bridge. Stay on the topic make I no plank you to coma.

PoliticsRe: Lagos - Calabar Highway by 11Monkeys: 12:56pm On Jun 17, 2024
Which highway you dey look for? The criminal highway from Lagos to Calabar is only intended to terminate in Lagos state.

Anybody expecting any work to commence from the Calabar axis is a Foolish Fool.

A criminal is your president, don't expect a working system.
FoodRe: Virgin Boy Egg: Can You Eat This Chinese Food? (Photo) by 11Monkeys: 11:06am On Jun 13, 2024
Una father.

PoliticsRe: Lagos-calabar Highway: FG Reroutes Major Project by 11Monkeys(op): 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2024
grin gradually, the scam project is beginning to unveil itself. From 10 lanes to 6 lanes and before you know it, there won't be any lanes again to get to Calabar.

PoliticsLagos-calabar Highway: FG Reroutes Major Project by 11Monkeys(op): 4:41pm On Jun 12, 2024
The Federal Government says it has rerouted the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway path to avoid any possible damage to subsea cables belonging to telecommunication companies.

The government also said it had reduced the project’s size from 10 lanes to six as a cost-saving measure for the legacy project.

The Minister of Works, David Umahi, who made the announcements at a meeting with contractors on Tuesday in Abuja, also said the government had disbursed a total sum of N10bn as compensation to property owners affected by the demolition necessary for the construction of the 700km Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway.

This was as it announced that the first 47 kilometres of the project would be open to the public by May of next year.


https://punchng.com/lagos-calabar-highway-fg-reroutes-mega-project-slashes-lanes-to-six/

PoliticsRe: Labour Rejects Tinubu’s Claims Of Agreement On New Minimum Wage by 11Monkeys: 4:02pm On Jun 12, 2024
Tinubu is criminality and criminality is Tinubu.

Without reaching an agreement with Labour, they hurriedly gave him a prepared speech to read and the idiotic president himself didn't care to ask his handlers pertinent questions concerning the minimum wage debacle.

Now, he looks foolish, stupid, disconnected with the people, and always lying from the both sides of his mouth and exposing his pathetic ignorance to global audience.

Lying unashamedly has become his most talked about policy, he should gear up for the accompanying shame he gets from using propaganda to run his Govt.

"Foolish Fool".
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Trips, falls at Democracy Day Parade reviewing exercise by 11Monkeys:
grin

The man is completely finished. The drugs he snorts in a day is enough to keep him mentally unstable and detached from present day realities. Look at him, Falling like cartons of indomie belleful from Dangote's trailer that lost controlgrin grin

By this incident, he is already preparing to japa to France for another round of medical tourism while the ebinpawas groan in economic misery and pray to God to come to their rescue, and punish the very leadership they enthroned wholeheartedly.
PoliticsRe: Democracy @ 25: We started well in 1999 but have now deteriorated - Peter Obi by 11Monkeys: 11:24am On Jun 12, 2024
Goodnewsforlife:
if we ask u of d area u bought it for 300 now na insult u go use reply

Which area?
The area won't fix the problem and for you doubt, it's Port Harcourt.
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes South East Development Commision, SEDC, Bill by 11Monkeys: 8:36am On Jun 12, 2024
grin
PoliticsRe: Democracy @ 25: We started well in 1999 but have now deteriorated - Peter Obi by 11Monkeys: 8:31am On Jun 12, 2024
One cup of garri is 300 naira. grin grin

This is just the beginning. Until idiots don't become presidents again, the madness of deliberately assassinating the economy won't stop.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of Tinubu Democracy Day Speech by 11Monkeys: 7:51am On Jun 12, 2024
Hungry Nigerians, This is the beginning of the end.

He didn't say anything reasonably to give you all a sense of direction on what has to be done to mitigate the current economic hardship.

He was just wandering from one historical affair to another.
PoliticsRe: See The Article New York Times Published About Nigeria On Our Democracy Day by 11Monkeys: 7:32am On Jun 12, 2024
The horrors of electing a drug snorting, clueless, daft vagabond as president.


I won't believe such a time will come when a vast majority of Nigerians won't be able to afford one painter of garri, we classified as hungry man's food.

To my greatest consternation, this is happening before my eyes.

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