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CrimeRe: Policeman Kills 40-Year-Old Benalayefa Asiayei In Bayelsa Over ₦200 (Graphic) by 11Monkeys: 12:02pm On May 31, 2024
tishbite42:
You can see why sane humans want to leave this country but animals want to cage them against their will
Those insulting the Igbos yesterday should come and comment
I personally would live to see ESN Vs Nigerian Army, Police and Navy slug it out.

Not the unproductive and economically lethal sit at home that has guaranteed another major set back for the Igbo nation, duly supervised by ESN.

Yesterday, you saw what happened. Students didn't take their WAEC paper on Mathematics. If that is not a major set back for promising Igbo kids aspiring for greater educational achievement, then you are just not upright in your thinking.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Invites Kwankwaso Over Alleged ₦‎2.5 Billion Pension Fraud by 11Monkeys: 11:36am On May 31, 2024
StOla:
You mean a private citizen can be caught with his own money that was not hidden and in public view?

Governor Peter Obi was caught with N250m of state funds in his convoy and transported all the way from Anambra to Lagos.
Can you stop a state governors convoy and start searching his entourage?

You baterias are th dregs of humanity. Keep lying to yourself every now and then.
PoliticsRe: Has Peter Obi Said Anything About IPOB Sit At Home Today? by 11Monkeys: 7:06pm On May 30, 2024
Quintessence44:
Tinubu is a sensitive president who doesn’t want to inflame ethnic passions more than they have already been inflamed.

It’s the security agencies’ job to tackle criminality there, which they are doing.

Why isn’t Obi playing his role by asking IPOB to stop oppressing the Igbo people, and forcing 50 million of them to sit at home?
That was how he was sensitive in Benue state I guess. Incompetence has transformed to sensitivity.


Village joker. Besides, you don't control how Peter Obi should react to issues. It's purely his prerogative.
PoliticsRe: Has Peter Obi Said Anything About IPOB Sit At Home Today? by 11Monkeys: 6:47pm On May 30, 2024
And Tinubu didn't say anything about it.
PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili Seems To Be Confused, the tribal bigot can sing the national anthem. by 11Monkeys: 10:40am On May 30, 2024
lexylaw40:
We can see she's sold out to the Biafran ideas of land grabbing
Bateria, you can never be sensible. Besides, it's her prerogative to identify with colonial mentality or not.

I, personally, can't recite the both anthems and it's not anybody's business.

She has made her mark known. Get yourself busy with productive thinking and not what a woman has to say about national anthem.
TravelRe: Nearly Completed 3.5 Km Oke Adu-ode Aje-aremo-orita Aperin Road by Seyi Makinde by 11Monkeys: 8:48am On May 30, 2024
Take a look at the areas from the sky.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same open drainage system coupled with its single lane. A road linking seven villages and someone is already comparing Alex Otti's one year in office to Makinde's five years in office.

First off, change your roofs before you compare with Alex's
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Anniversary: Reflecting On Year One, And Welcoming The Promising Future by 11Monkeys: 7:13pm On May 29, 2024
Only an animal praises failure.
PoliticsRe: One Year After: Tinubu Building A Safer, Stronger, Prosperous Nigeria — Reno by 11Monkeys: 4:56pm On May 29, 2024
After buying one cup of garri for #300 and fuel 830 per litre, God punish you and Thièfnubu there. Useless animals.
PoliticsRe: ECOMOG Operations In Sierra Leone (Historical Images) by 11Monkeys: 7:37am On May 29, 2024
THUNDER4real:
I can relate, when I applied to the army after school, my name did not come out on the published list. It was quite disappointing for me then. My colleague name came out because he had a godfather in the Air Force. Me no get anybody na except God. Now I am so happy my name did not come out. I have the opportunity to join US army now with my degree, the whole army thing just tire me…my friend continue asking me when I will join. Civilian life for US sweet.
Yes oh. Civilians are living the best of life. A soldier always has his life on the line. I was totally naive about what life was about while schooling, Hence I wanted to abandon my university education and enroll in the Army.

Today, I look into past and tell myself that the NDA authority actually did me a favour by not being admitted to become a soldier.
PoliticsRe: ECOMOG Operations In Sierra Leone (Historical Images) by 11Monkeys: 12:54pm On May 28, 2024
Ekaka14:
I sympathize with you on not making it to NDA and subsequently to the Navy. Let me however, CLARIFY that SWIMMING is good for everybody because it will save you if you find yourself in a situation where you have to swim. SWIMMIMG however, is not a recruitment prerequisite into the NDA or the Navy. The Navy will train you to stay AFLOAT and not to swim....even though swimming will be an added advantage to you but you're not going into the Navy to prepare you for the Olympics.. grin
The irony is that, even during the Nigerian armed forces games the Army win most of the gold and Silver Medals ahead of the the Navy and Airforce...please go and check cheesy
The Navy has so many areas of specializations that will scarcely require you to be on a boat patrol without life jackets ...if you serve on board a naval vessel, you will get used to participating in drills that will require you to put on a life jacket and learn to disembark through a life boat in serous cases where the ship is under threat of capsizing or taking in water...and even if you will be work in a base with Jetty it is Mandatory that you wear a life-Vest...clear now? cheesy
The Navy is a military force designated to man the waters. That is their primary role. Every other activity attached to the Navy, well, Is an add-on.

Even though Naval personel are trained in multi faceted role, it is important to have everyone of them a good swimmer. We should adopt a situation that make us standout.

A Naval officer without swimming capabilities is a dent on the Navy in my estimation.
TravelRe: FG Suspends Nigeria Air Project Indefinitely by 11Monkeys: 3:34pm On May 27, 2024
Buhari criminal
Thief'nubu criminal.
PoliticsRe: ECOMOG Operations In Sierra Leone (Historical Images) by 11Monkeys:
grin When I wanted to join the Nigerian Navy, then i was on my 2nd year in the university. It was all about passion and dedication to save in the Nigerian Armed Forces. I was swimming superfluously and not driven by lack of job to be a soldier.

After taking the NDA exam in Port Harcourt at a naval base, my name didn't appear when the results were published. I said ok, let me continue with my education.

Today, I feel happy about not been enlisted in the Navy considering how the Nigerian Govt made mess of the Armed Forces.

A friend of mine in the Navy told me some Naval officer don't even know how to swim. I was shocked to the marrow cos that should be the first requirement to be an officer of the Nigerian Navy. This is mediocrity at best.

It's a shame seeing soldiers extort money from motorists and engage in fuel bunkering.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Officially Flags-off The 700km Lagos - Calabar Coastal Highway by 11Monkeys: 7:08pm On May 26, 2024
Flagging off the criminal highway to start and end in Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Stop Wishing Your Only Country Evil by 11Monkeys: 7:05pm On May 26, 2024
Tellmeastory:
SHUT UP.

THERE ARE MAJOR SLUMS AND HEAVY POVERTY IN ASIA.

GO AND RESEARCH BANGLADESH, INDIA, CAMBODIA, NEPAL, PAKISTAN AND AFGHANISTAN TO NAME A FEW.

Or you think Asia is only Singapore and Japan?

THERE IS HEAVY POVERTY IN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES like Azerbaijan, Albania, Kosovo and Georgia, to name a few.

London is filled with white, homeless BEGGARS on the streets, so go stuff yourself with your lies and exaggerated claims of perfection in Asia and Europe.
Still doesn't change the fact that Nigeria has more hungry people than those countries you mentioned.

Supporters of criminality.
PoliticsRe: Stop Wishing Your Only Country Evil by 11Monkeys: 7:03pm On May 26, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
Guy rest

U think your wishes would change anything?

Why u no dey wish to get money pass dangote make the thing still be

U think wishes are powerful

People dey wish Buhari death since 2015 and nothing do am till now
Are you mistaking me for the OP or you are not well? undecided
PoliticsRe: Stop Wishing Your Only Country Evil by 11Monkeys: 3:50pm On May 26, 2024
But it is good for your country to turn you to hungry man overnight with devilish govt policies.

grin grin grin I pray you travel out of Nigeria once in your life to Europe or Asia. You will be the one to curse Nigeria without being told.
PoliticsRe: Kano People Support Emir Ado Bayero, One Ethnic Group From South, Support Sanusi by 11Monkeys: 7:39am On May 26, 2024
grin Thièfnubu monkeys are simply useless to humanity. Go and remove the emir by yourself.
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka Still More Eloquent Than Dafti And Obi At 90 by 11Monkeys: 1:21pm On May 25, 2024
waynetee:
I listened to Wole Soyinka Interview and I can't stop wondering how that old can still put his thoughts together in a very eloquent way.
Everything he said is 100% correct, even his enemies knows that, reason they are sad
And bitter

Peter obi on the other hands, he keep getting advice from mad people. He has never made any sense in his life, all is intentions is always failing. He is always saying "China went back to China".

The old miscreant he is also working with called Dafti. That one that got popular with his thieving attitude after he was sent of Abuja for rigging. That oldest daftest human being i've ever seen. The fool didn't even win his polling unit and they wants to be president. grin


Let's tell overselves the truth, Peter obi will never be president, at least not in Nigeria. You can wail from now till you die, that won't Change anything
Foolishness is when you leave the govt in power that brought misery to Nigerians and focus on a private individual that has nothing associated with the present predicament of Nigerians. It's a case of advanced dementia.

Like the Nazi propagandist named Joseph Goebbels stated; Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.

The man is simply an idiot on atomic scale. Eloquence doesn't make you a great and revered personality. There are lots of eloquent vampires on planet earth.

Soyinka is a moronic vampire.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Obidients Reply Soyinka! by 11Monkeys: 12:13pm On May 25, 2024
grin grin grin Wole Soyinka attempted to play his foolish games with disgruntled, angry, hungry and annoyance filled Nigerians only to be shocked to his marrows how the responses he is getting vilified him rather than Peter Obi.

It's madness, irresponsibility, hatred and foolishness that brought him his greatest low.

In the time when people are hungry, no job, no food, Nigerians are depreciating on health grounds due to unaffordability of medicare and general nuclear economic effect, one useless man thinks attacking Peter Obi is the solution to the myriad of problems besieging Nigerians instigated by Tinubu.

Good a thing he was thrown under a moving bus where he belongs by Nigerians.

The next time, he wouldn't be on the side of the devil and indirectly insulting Nigerians thinking he was demarketing Peter Obi.

Useless godforsaken incompetent mediocrity.
BusinessRe: Dollar to Naira Black Market Exchange Rate Today: May 30, 2024 by 11Monkeys: 1:04pm On May 24, 2024
grin. No way. The naira is dead.
PoliticsRe: FG Disembarks On Lagos-calabar Highway Realignment Due To Submarine Cables by 11Monkeys: 8:33pm On May 23, 2024
grin grin This fraudulent road.
PoliticsRe: Stop Blaming Tinubu For Nigeria’s Problems, Olabode George Tells Nigerians by 11Monkeys: 8:24pm On May 23, 2024
dododawa1:
“Former Deputy National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Chief Olabode George, has urged Nigerians to stop blaming President Bola Tinubu for the problems currently facing the country, saying that those problems were inherited.

George made this assertion on Thursday at a press briefing, which took place at his Ikoyi, Lagos office, noting that the one year the president had just spent in the office was too short to fix the country’s problems.

According to George, mostly for any administration, the first year is spent studying the situation of things met on the ground, maintaining that most of the problems the Tinubu administration was facing were inherited from former President Muhammad Buhari, his predecessor, whom he said made Nigeria situation get worse.

The PDP chieftain, while taking an overview of how Nigeria fared in the last 25 years it had been under civil rule, sadly noted that the nation almost collapsed, saying that many Nigerians would agree that the eight-year era of former President Buhari was probably the worst in country’s history since 1960 when we got our independenceAnd this can only be done through a collective determination of the rulers and the ruled, leaders and the led, that, come what may, this is the only country we have and we must do everything to ensure that Nigeria regains its rightful place in the comity of nations,” he said.Everything promised before the 2015 General Election was observed in the breach by the Buhari administration. Despite that calamity, it is a pity that some Nigerians have come out to defend that administration, which ruled Nigeria for eight years.

“They are now blaming the Bola Tinubu administration which has just spent about one year in office. Government administration is not a hundred-meter dash race. We will advise and condemn so that in a year’s time, we can assess the methodology and performance of the government,” George said.

“This is not the time for political actors to be subjective in their thinking and actions because the challenges before us are far beyond the confines of partisan politics.

“The turmoil within the Nigerian entity is about the twisted present situation. It is about who we are. It is about what we ought to be. It is about the greater tomorrow,” he added.
This idiot should better take the back seat.

Did Thièfnubu inherit price of fuel @ #800?
Make Ogun kee you there for spitting out gibberish.
Foreign AffairsRe: 10 People Who Want To Be Next President of South Africa (PICS) by 11Monkeys: 5:07pm On May 22, 2024
Obakoolex:
grin This monkey never heal from their Messiah coming distant third in the last election.

I no abuse you o grin
Na your name I call out
This cretin and criminal thinks I'm his father.

I no insult you ooh na the picture I dey refer to

PoliticsRe: Massive Financial Recklessness In Abia by 11Monkeys: 11:55am On May 22, 2024
Show us the airport you looters constructed with 10 billion naira.

Animals.
CelebritiesRe: Late Junior Pope Back Stabbed Me Repeatedly - Yul Edochie by 11Monkeys: 11:51am On May 22, 2024
BusinessRe: We Have No Magic Wand, Tackling Inflation Will Take Time—Cardoso by 11Monkeys: 10:49am On May 22, 2024

PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Kebbi Governor Gives Army ₦‎500m Monthly For Operations – Senator by 11Monkeys: 8:31am On May 22, 2024
The worst cretin to rule Nigeria is Thièfnubu. Does he feel compassionate about all what vulnerable Nigerians are going through?

Just yesterday, there was an attack that killed 40 Nigerians. I mean 40 Nigerians just like that and everyone and everywhere is quiet like nothing happened?

You don't even see the President on condolence visit to the affected people nor providing assurances and solutions through public engagements over this issues.


It's quite embarrassing.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi State Governor Backing Fulani Terrorist Against Ebonyians by 11Monkeys: 7:09am On May 22, 2024
grin Attack them and the cows. That's the language they understood.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Fails To Provide Vital Details Of Newly-Awarded Contracts by 11Monkeys: 6:53am On May 22, 2024
How you guys are expecting a drug addict and narcotics master to give full details of outright criminality he is perpetuating is beyond logical thinking.

He is a criminal from day one. Know this and have peace.
Foreign AffairsRe: 10 People Who Want To Be Next President of South Africa (PICS) by 11Monkeys: 6:48am On May 22, 2024
May the best win. Not the Nigerian mago mago where the best is rigged out in connivance with the electoral body thereby making the worst become the best. grin

Bulaba cheesy
PoliticsRe: Petrol: Marketers Fret As Depot Price Rises To N710/litre In Lagos by 11Monkeys: 6:40am On May 22, 2024
Bastard idiots

PoliticsRe: Rivers: Court Nullifies Tenure Extension For Pro-Wike LG Chairmen by 11Monkeys:
Fubara is just being lenient on those guys. I, personally, won't let those Wike's thugs masquerading as Local Government Chairmen stay beyond one week as Governor of the state on assumption of office.

Fubara is just doing the right thing belatedly.
That Ikwerre local govt chairman named Samuel Nwanosike should be picked up with immediate effect. He is sponsoring thugs and terrorists in that local govt.

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