I was in the public toilets and had
just sat down, a voice from the
next cubicle said “Hi!, how are
you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing
fine”

The voice said “So what are you
up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as
you, sitting here!”

From next door, “Can I come
over?”
Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right
now”


The voice said, “Listen, i will have
to call you back, there’s an 1d!ot
next door answering all my
questions"