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BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by dotcomnamename: 9:06pm On Feb 22, 2013
The upcoming and fast rising singer and actress has been kidnapped today in her own house. The strange incident happened in the front of her gate. Eye witness say a black van drove and stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh. A Police near by that saw the kidnap go down stood, watched and took no actions but laughed.
After the kidnappers drove off, they left a note on the road and the police picked it up and it read:
“Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge favor, we have taken this drastic action to save the little we have in this country. we got information that Mrs Tonto is about to release a new song by march and we cant look and fold our arms. Mrs Tonto would be released for five thousand Naira after march 1st”
So far no one is willing to pay N5,000 to set Mrs Tonto Dikeh free

http://www.fake9janews.com/breaking-tonto-dikeh-kidnapped/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=breaking-tonto-dikeh-kidnapped

Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by Acidosis(m): 9:08pm On Feb 22, 2013
Just take a look at the link - fake9janews

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Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by bedford101(m): 9:17pm On Feb 22, 2013
ATTENNNNNNTION!
Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by Afam4eva(m): 9:21pm On Feb 22, 2013
Why would someone open a website that spreads false news? na so people need money and relevance reach? Some people deserve to be in jail.
Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by White007(m): 10:05pm On Feb 22, 2013
The link says it all.
Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by ideee03(f): 11:36pm On Feb 22, 2013
LMAO
Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by Nobody: 12:12am On Feb 23, 2013
Afam4eva: Why would someone open a website that spreads false news? na so people need money and relevance reach? Some people deserve to be in jail.
on a scale of 1 - 10 wer wud u say ur sense of humor is at?? Tsk..

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Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by jesusisgood(f): 9:10am On Feb 23, 2013
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Chei, you are funny.
Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by jesusisgood(f): 9:11am On Feb 23, 2013
Afam4eva: Why would someone open a website that spreads false news? na so people need money and relevance reach? Some people deserve to be in jail.

It is satire. Chill, abeg.
Re: BREAKING: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by SlyIg(f): 9:17am On Feb 23, 2013
Fake news is serious news.

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