Hi guys, i was just reminiscing about my secondary school days in GOVERNMENT COLLEGE UMUAHIA, the funny writeups by students on the classroom walls of this school. lets share some of these funny statements here. i know you definitely have some. these are mine:
1. on the classroom wall of ss3c comes this: THE RATE OF LIKENESS A GUY HAS FOR A GIRL IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE SPENDS ON HER, PROVIDED HER SHAPE REMAINS CONSTANT. 2 ssiB has this very close to the blackboard, A BEATUFUL GIRL IS THE ADDITION OF TROUBLE, SUBTRACTION OF MONEY, DIVISION OF FRIENDS AND MULTIPLICATION OF ENEMIES.In one of the ss2 classes came the following: THE SEARCH OF LIGHT BEGINS FROM THE DARK, THE MOVEMENT OF MAD MEN IS THE HAPPINESS OF CHILDREN,THE MAN WHO MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND THE FARMER WHO PLANTED CORN BY THE ROAD SIDE SHARE THE SAME PROBLEM.
I also remember in those days, a particular classroom in ss1 that normally house all the students that failed in a particular yr. it was like a correctional claSS, this was what someone wrote on the wall of that class, TO BE A FAILURE IS NOT THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A STUDENT BUT IS JUST TO CORRECT THE MISTAKES THAT HAD BEEN MADE, HENCE NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT IF ONLY CAN WORK HARDER.

So,lets hear yours!

lol i like this

THE RATE OF
LIKENESS A GUY HAS FOR A
GIRL IS DIRECTLY
PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT
OF MONEY HE SPENDS ON HER,
PROVIDED HER SHAPE REMAINS CONSTANT

Forget not Bob loko

"Forget me not okeke".Mount Carmel College(MOCACO),Ilorin,Kwara State,2002 set

lol!
These ones are for the toilet in my secondary school; flush me and i wont tell anybody what i saw.
The flushing formula is equal to the amount of water in the bucket multiplied by the speed of the water into the closet multiplied by the force of gravity divided by the density of the water and diameter of the water closet.
Okunrin male obinrin female.
Oko(prick) multiplied by obo(pusssy)= omo(pikin)

On the wall of our class: everyone has written on this wall except me.
A picture showing our teacher's chelsea and arsenal drawn by me.
If money can grow on the tree, ladies will marry monkeys.

"I was here". . .

The injured leg of a lion does nt mek d tiger the king of d jungle..

I was here... St. Thomas Aquinas College Akure.

Lyf z lyk a keyboard wit black n white keys,d white stands 4d ups n d black stands 4d downs of lyf.al d sam i sign my name MAYOR KAY.(Federal Government College Ogbomoso)

She died a virgin at 18, what she never gave to boys; she gave to worms.

Pvin:
Forget not Bob loko

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