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| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Ikenna351(m): 10:29pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
Conversation between two Nairalanders in Car Talk *Chxxx: Siena, help me o! My car engine is giving me nightmares o! This car will not kill me o! *Siena: Yes, the car will not kill you in Jesus name. What car is it? *Chxxx: Its Camry. *Siena: What's the engine size of your Toyota Camry? *Chxxx: 4 plugs. *Siena: By the way, what's the model year of the Car? And please, be more specific. *Chxxx: Orobo. *Siena:   Ikenna. 5 Likes |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Konnektions146(m): 11:00am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Ikenna351: Conversation between two Nairalanders in Car Talki am forced to laugh out really loud at dis. chei ,people no go kee person for here. @topic, a colleague of mine told me 2days ago that Toyota is the strongest and best car in the world. i smh and smiled, den showed him www.google.com to search for any query 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by LeJeun3: 12:00pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Toyota isn't even among the first 100! |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Demdem(m): 4:05pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Ikenna351: Conversation between two Nairalanders in Car Talk Wtf. |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by zenatta: 4:08pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
...that cars are only functional, just for transportation - that's me, a big pothead when it comes to cars. I am repentent and vow to know more about cars |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by azpekuliar: 4:13pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
somebody buys an SUV, a Nigerian non-car enthusiast would say something like, "..O boy if you see the Jeep wey that guy buy,choi!." 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Okay |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by penzino(m): 4:19pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Defination of classic!!! They may be old, but they carry the defination of CLASSIC!!! 1 Like
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| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by mruwaifo(m): 4:30pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Some would say "Its because your car is not power steering if not you would have turned round only once" like power steering makes a car fit around any spot you wish . 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by mruwaifo(m): 4:34pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Another funny one is when they say this about spare parts "tokunbo is better than new" . What they should be saying is "Tokunbo is better that fake (or china made)" . 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by nke001: 4:35pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Cars are liabilities! :lol!: 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by hardbody: 5:06pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
nke001: Cars are liabilities! But they are. Learn simple theories on assets and liabilities and you will find out that cars as liabilities may help generate income and to the extent the income is higher than the expenses, it will become an asset, but if the car just gulps money for fuel, oil, servicing, repairs etc, bros, it is a liability. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by MrsSiena1(f): 5:43pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Ikenna351: Conversation between two Nairalanders in Car Talk Lolllllllllllllll  geeezz some men sef lolllllll |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by nattymallam: 6:13pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
youngchopper: bro na u dey ask dix question? Dem engine size no be dsame na? Hoe come camry 2003 consumes fuel, full tank cant last a week while using AC? 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Kashif(m): 6:39pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
mr.uwaifo: My sister's favourite! |
| Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by cardoctor(m): 9:01am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Nice thread for a good laugh. I'm wiping tears. Well done Ikenna. |
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