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How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 3:41am On Feb 25, 2013 |
Stalin was an intelligent man despite being a psychopathic killer. He was right about then necessity of religion but wrong in executing religious people. ======================================================================== So let's say Stalin was having a good day and wants to exercise his intellectual muscles. He then calls a Nairaland christian to debate with him; -As usual, the Nairaland christian will throw some bible verses, some intelligent design and some claims that Yahweh is the one true God. -Stalin will tell his guards to tie up the christian to a post. Then, he will tell his guards to give the NL christian a bible. -Stalin will then tell the guards to point their guns at the NL christian -Stalin will then say "it is snowing and you will be almost frozen to death within an hour. Your arms are a bit loose so that you can read the bible. Within this hour , you are free to pray and read verses from the bible to call your God to save you from a slow freezing death. If He doesnt save you within the hour, my guards will cut your limbs one by one so that you die even more painfully. This is to show that either your God is worthless as he wouldnt stop evil or you are worthless to him and you shouldnt care about him" -The christian at this point will start shouting and claiming that one shouldnt tempt God. The christian will then start begging for his life and claiming that God said one should forgive. -At this point, Stalin will laugh and say; "Daniel walked in the lions den. Elijah was answered by Yahweh by fire to embarrass the Baal worshippers. Does your God treat humans differently? Some get to do stunts and some dont? Furthermore, heaven awaits you therefore, I am doing you a favour" -We all know what happens to the christian ======================================================================== Bonus; How Stalin would have dealt with NL muslims Stalin; Why is your religion any better or realer than the christians'? Muslim; Islam is the perfect way of life. We are not like the 3 in 1 god worshipping christia.................. {Gunshot! Muslim's brain is leaking on the floor} Stalin; Foolish religious man. Atheism is the perfect way of life for socialist ideal. You must be an enemy of the state to even try to suggest that it is your religion that is perfect |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 11:32am On Feb 25, 2013 |
Now that's one man that would make a great second daddy for you. He and R. Dumbkins would get along famously. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 11:38am On Feb 25, 2013 |
Ihedinobi: Now that's one man that would make a great second daddy for you. He and R. Dumbkins would get along famously. Wow, just wow. If you have nothing sensible to say, why not shut up? If it pains you that you will die like the christian in the above story, then you should be questioning the existence of your god. You can give me second daddies all you want but it will only make you foolish because of the first sentence of the op. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by F00028: 12:18pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: sigh! I guess a murdering atheist will always be a murdering atheists...even on a good day. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by aletheia(m): 12:18pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: Stalin was an intelligent man despite being a psychopathic killer. . .&cDespite your half-hearted efforts, your post reeks of your admiration for Stalin and his methods. At least he was a more consistent atheist than the pretentious wannabe that you are. . .and on what grounds as an atheist is Stalin "wrong in executing religious people."? 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 12:20pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
F00028: lol....is that the highlight of the op? Anyways, a jihadist muslim will always be an infidel killer even on a good day |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 12:22pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
aletheia: lol......admiration for someone that I call a psychopath? Contradiction. Why kill people for beliefs? Isnt that what was wrong with religion in the first place? I dont advocate violence and I never have! |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by F00028: 12:27pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: the op is about a Godless man in a position of power. we all know how that turns out |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 12:29pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
F00028: You might want to shake away that ignorance by reading about Uruguay and Asutralia. MacDaddy01: Jose Mujica is the president of Uruguay. He lives a humble lifestyle. 2 Likes |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by F00028: 1:03pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: only two "there have been twenty-eight countries in world history that can be confirmed to have been ruled by regimes with avowed atheists at the helm … These twenty-eight historical regimes have been ruled by eighty-nine atheists, of whom more than half have engaged in democidal acts of the sort committed by Stalin and Mao …" 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by aletheia(m): 1:13pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03:From logicboy's evolutionary standpoint. . .those killed are those who fell in the race for "survival of the fittest". Those who survived will reproduce and pass on their survival skills to their progeny thus increasing the "survival quotient" of the species. . .why then do you atheist struggle with that? Be consistent to your worldview. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 1:19pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
aletheia: This is where I call you a fool. Does anyone advocate Darwinism as a social prescriptive? I wish you people read more and talk less about what you dont know. BY the way, survival of the fittest doesnt always translate to the strongest. I could be the smartest, the most adpatable etc 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 1:20pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
F00028: An irrelevant quote that makes a claim without backup When you find a muslim president or leader as good as atheist Mujica, call me 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Stalwert: 4:23pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
I once showed how a certain atheist mod and his band of cheer leaders behaved like stalin, https://www.nairaland.com/1076080/example-atheist-morality |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 4:24pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Stalwert: I once showed how a certain atheist mod and his band of cheer leaders behaved like stalin, https://www.nairaland.com/1076080/example-atheist-morality I knew this muslim troll would appear sooner or later. Him and Anony like to delude themseleves into thinking that most atheists if not all have the same morals as Stalin |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by aletheia(m): 4:32pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03:You are typically as dense and the dunce as ever. . .who is talking about "strongest"? The "fittest" according to your religion of evolution are those who survived Stalin and will therefore live to pass on their survival skills to their progeny. So be consistent: from your evolutionary standpoint, it is neither morally good nor morally bad to "kill people for beliefs": it is just one the mechanisms by which "natural selection" ensures that the weaker members of the herd are culled. Be consistent to your atheistic view. 3 Likes |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 4:41pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
aletheia: ? Atheism = evolution? Atheism = social darwinism? Evolution is a religion? [img]http://3.bp..com/-dC_w--zmOWU/UBchGTo8dLI/AAAAAAAAAYo/Tspy6jnfDWo/s1600/Not_This_Bullshit_Again.jpg[/img] |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 8:59pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
It is preposterous to say that all atheists are amoral like Stalin and Mao.I,as an agnostic still uphold a very high moral standard personally,and everyday I strive to be a better person.I still remain the most trusted in my family.Some religious peeps both christains and muslims especially girls that suspect me to be an atheist,still trust me more than their closest friends.I still don't drink,smoke,or womanize just like when I was a believer,only that I now abstain for better reasons.Infact,by observing me from a distance,you'd think me to be a pastor.You don't need god to be good or moral.If you do,then you might just be an evil person on the inside. 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by cyrexx: 9:31pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Beretta92: It is preposterous to say that all atheists are amoral like Stalin and Mao.I,as an agnostic still uphold a very high moral standard personally,and everyday I strive to be a better person.I still remain the most trusted in my family.Some religious peeps both christains and muslims especially girls that suspect me to be an atheist,still trust me more than their closest friends.I still don't drink,smoke,or womanize just like when I was a believer,only that I now abstain for better reasons.Infact,by observing me from a distance,you'd think me to be a pastor.You don't need god to be good or moral.If you do,then you might just be an evil person on the inside. 1 Like
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Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by dekung(m): 10:16pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
Beretta92: It is preposterous to say that all atheists are amoral like Stalin and Mao.I,as an agnostic still uphold a very high moral standard personally,and everyday I strive to be a better person.I still remain the most trusted in my family.Some religious peeps both christains and muslims especially girls that suspect me to be an atheist,still trust me more than their closest friends.I still don't drink,smoke,or womanize just like when I was a believer,only that I now abstain for better reasons. Infact, by observing me from a distance,you'd think me to be a pastor.You don't need god to be good or moral.If you do,then you might just be an evil person on the inside. Honestly I wonder where these theists get their notion that morality is synonymous with belief in the invisible sky ruler(islam) or sky daddy (christianity). Today I was pondering in my mind the behavior of an average theist and I realised that they only God's people when it comes to debate about the existence of their God, in everyday living their lifestyles are not better than everyone else, sometimes they are even worse. There is this Lady who constantly argues the God thingy with me all the time, she reads her bible every now and then as if its going out of fashion and early in the morning she is the first to wake up and pray. She has completed all the membership classes in her church and when she sings at house fellowship she is like a nightingale. Deep down in my mind, I thought this girl has NEVER seen a naked man in her life but I was shocked when, last week, she told me in passing that the last time she was ill, she teased the guy she is dating she was pregnant! As if that was not enough she said the guy pleaded with her to please do something about the pregnancy because his wife must never find out. My shock knew no bounds. Now the question in my mind is does this define morality? Another one of my friends who I will call 'D' was telling me about a friend of his who was dating a 19 yr old girl and wants to break the relation ship because he felt the girl is too young, that his friend is 37yrs and married. 'D' said he told his friend to get on with the relationship that there is nothing wrong, mind you 'D' is a member of deeper life and he is always very upset with me when I come up with atheist arguments and 'D' himself has two kids yet he sleeps with everything in skirts that has hole in front of it. These are just two out of many experiences that I have everyday with these Bible/Quran thumping God believers. The question that then comes to heart is why do these people delude themselves in to thinking they have a special relationship with their invisible sky daddy. Theists cheat, lie, defraud, steal, womanise, even kill in their everyday lives. Therefore, morality has nothing to do with your belief in God or otherwise, it is about what you feel is right ad what you feel is wrong |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by tchaik(m): 12:34am On Feb 26, 2013 |
dekung: As an Ex-Seminarian from catholic church, if I spill 1/10 of immoral atrocities I have personal witnessed Priests and Rev Sisters commit; many church going folks will reconsider their stance in this Religion bullshiit of a thing. In Uni days, my room-mate then was Head of Pastor Chris church (christ embassy), dude holds one meeting he calls 'Cell Meeting' in our room. And guess what? Guy man has virtually slept with every female member of his church, his deputy being the constant sexx mate! #Holy sex . And he is also a Tingle #confra. I have been telling my religious friends, especially xtians, that if Christ is to suddenly appear in this Age/time; I can bet that He will be grossly disappointed in what Men have done, doing, and will likely do IN HIS NAME. #Hypocrites |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by aletheia(m): 1:07am On Feb 26, 2013 |
Logicboy03:The cowardice of atheism is deep-rooted. . .especially as demonstrated by logicboy. You say there is no God. You say that life on earth came to be and proceeds by evolution . . .but your cowardice keeps shying away from the necessary conclusion your Godless worldview demands. aletheia: "Morality" is the shredded fig leaves that you atheists hold on to to cover your nakȇdnȇss and excuse your foolishness: evidence that you have well consumed fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. The Grundnorm for "morality" is God therefore ipso facto it cannot originate from within man. dekung:Which is why attempts at using examples of hypocrites and those who have fallen short of God's standard as an example that atheists are "moral" is indeed a pathetic attempt at special pleading. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 1:21am On Feb 26, 2013 |
aletheia: Wow. I never knew that you could be persistently dumb. I think you need to read up on some philosophy and morality and evolution. You are ignorant but I'm here to educate you. https://www.nairaland.com/1104194/evolutionary-basis-morality-lesson-christians 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by tchaik(m): 5:36am On Feb 26, 2013 |
aletheia: Pls which one is God's standard again? . Do you know how many people God killed in the Torah? Is that His Standard? Unna no go kill person for here one day! Choiiii! (Atleats 'our moral standard' is far better than God's.) |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by cyrexx: 6:44am On Feb 26, 2013 |
tchaik:
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Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by oiseworld: 7:38am On Feb 26, 2013 |
Soo how do you intend to hunt down and kill God? You ungrateful creation. Haven't you read from the bible that ...the more they afflicted them the stronger they grew. Dat was to the children of Israel. stop wasting your time bro!!!. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by cyrexx: 7:52am On Feb 26, 2013 |
oiseworld: Soo how do you intend to hunt down and kill God? You ungrateful creation. There is no god anywhere to hunt down and kill. Yahweh is just an imaginary being, not a creator of anything. I thought you will be smart enough to see the sarcasm of the pictures. 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by dekung(m): 8:01am On Feb 26, 2013 |
aletheia:Guy you do not have a point. Morality is personal and it has nothing to do with wether you believe in God or not. However, if God actually exists and he has rules, then theist are the ones gross violating his rules. But come to think of it, which God are actually talking about, is it Ra, Yahweh, Vishnu, Olodumare................................................................and the list is endless 1 Like |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by cyrexx: 8:32am On Feb 26, 2013 |
dekung:
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Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by Nobody: 8:33am On Feb 26, 2013 |
They say we choose to disbelieve God because of the moral obligations He places on us... I say they choose to believe in Yahweh because of Allah's moral obligations... You can't eat your God, and have it.. |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by aletheia(m): 8:44am On Feb 26, 2013 |
Logicboy03:You are a grade A certified îdîot. You fail to come to terms with your own words from the alluded thread: Logicboy03:I repeat: aletheia: aletheia: |
Re: How Stalin Would Have Dealt With Nairaland Christians by cyrexx: 8:55am On Feb 26, 2013 |
musKeeto: They say we choose to disbelieve God because of the moral obligations He places on us...
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