See these guys oh!! And I thought it's only me....

Toilet generally can be used in answering lovers calls as a confidential spot under the pretense of pooing, not only for thinking.

Nt always bt sumtims it is.

I don't stay long in the Loo but at times wen i find my staying beyond 4-5mins i do pray.

We dont have water floushing toilet in our house,we only have pit hole toilet (theirs no seat in a pit hole toilet)

I guess those are the people who go every single day. I wonder how yóu'll manage to think when you're constipated, where your head is being squeezed so hard, you feel like it's about to explode.

uboma: my brother, i thought i was the only one that spends a long time on my toilet seat. Instead of thinking/planning my day, i go to the toilet with my laptop especially in the evenings and keep browsing even after doing the main thing. I know of someone else who likes reading newspaper on his toilet seat. What an odd world you will say. Different strokes for different folks...

actually ... Dis is exactly my own

Dat's absolutly true, i ve bn doing dat all d time

Hmmm, my shower does it 4me, d inspration just flows in and iinfact all songs I have written flow in when I bathe... Cnt think much while poooing.

ejifranks: Hmmm, my shower does it 4me, d inspration just flows in and iinfact all songs I have written flow in when I bathe... Cnt think much while poooing.

I agree with this

well, it actually depends on:

1. The level of your poo's fragrance.

2. The kinda toilet you use.

Some faeces are so malodorous that anything you try to think about would never sink in. And, if you continue stressing your befuddled brain in such a condition, chances are that you end up thinking sh!t. Some toilets also vary. You can be more comfortable if you have a WC in your home. But if you manage that cubicle popularly referred to as 'Salanga', I'm sure you'd always bid to get out fast...that steam that emits from the hole is sure to distort your thinkings. And the agony of squatting wouldn't help at all. Trust me

Hey dis OP sef u too sabi every. Just last week i tot of starting my bath process yl on d toilet seat. I practiced it n wow it has reduced my bathroom time. Now i sleep extra 30mins because of dis innovation. Theres is certai ly more to dt my TOILET seat.

victorazy: How did u know
I even dey there now dey ping!!

tinkn dtz wia u spend half huf ya dae,tel m correct

Oooooh, my toilet, the best room in my house
The room I clean with both hands with rapt attention
The only room I clean without asking my wife to
The most cleanest room in my house

The room treated with love and affection
The room that shares attention with my wife
My wife always ask for anything she wants
Before I enter the room
Because she knows the room does not release me quick.

I pay homage to the room every morning
And use my laptop,smart phones and video skype in my toilet
Oooh my toilet seat, oh my toilet room
I love you

I swear it's TRUE.

Very true i spend time there browsing there was a day i was chatting while pooing i told a guy "guy i dey shit d shit just dey ooooozze" d guy started pleading "abeg i dey eat oh infact i no dey eat again food don tire me" Toilet Nice place in a way.::::::
...Plz visit www.naijagurux.tk

cdee:
Seriously. My BB or laptop must follow m'he to t'he toilet else d' poo wont come out. I even do all my biz record and account in d' toilet. If i sit there with nothing, i get depressed for d' rest of d' day

same feelings gal

Many Innovative ideas do come when in this pls, I use to call the place "power house"

Table Leg :
No ... Not for me!

u will never understand how it feels like till u try it.

nikkyshyne: Naaa. My bed is.

The blood flow in my legs ceases when I sit more than 5min.

You must be old

So going by responses of peeps here, would it be right to say that some peeps spend 1/3 of their lives shItin?

khrisponty: Am I the only one smelling shit as I read through the pages of this thread...

i must say that ur sense of smell aint functioning well...

ItsModella: That moment when you're taking a dump and listening to music with your earbuds....gratifying, I tell you

*falls off chair*

Wizee: Men hw u xpect me to stay for pit toilet a.k.a Shalagha dey tink? D smell frm dat hole na die

It depends on the type of toilet you're using, if it's a pit toilet, my guy don't try it if you do, you're on your own..

Sh*it don't stop!

masterpiecer: So going by responses of peeps here, would it be right to say that some peeps spend 1/3 of their lives shItin?

possibly! Bros u no say sh*it dey sweet for yansh

@OP...Very correct...alot of GRE questions were solved in there #whitehouse#....ended up getting a good score,best place to to tink if u ask me...

false. When i am pooing d only thing i can think of is for everything to come to an end

SMELLY THREAD

IF U LIVE IN FACE-TO-FACE, DE STORY WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT

My husband does this. My dad and brothers did this as well. Ironically enough, there's always a tub of vaseline near the toilet too. :-/