Toilet things...
I started as a boy using SHORT PUT [/b]at our backyard. I will make sure I go with newspapers plenty and graduated to [b]BUSH side for school (even when toilet dey for hostel). Now as a married man, the things smooth pass butter. I dey multi task for toilet well well

Only browse with my smartphone while I'm sitting there....

if u had a medical condition called fissure in ano......u gonna knw shitin business arnt a pleasant one

Greyfog: I can read a novel for over an hour in d toilet.

Am guilty too

I'm so quilty of this and I dnt think I intend stopping the habit.
The most lucrative idea I've had which made me 6 digits income in 15 working days was thought of from that seat. I don't go there to poo at times, I just wanna be in that cool place and unlock success.
And in fact, that's where I have the best internet reception in my house.

Just plug my earpiece, open and play my country music playlist and I'm in my private world in no time.

good thinking is better done on the toilet seat with a blazing stick of Cigarette......i use to do this when i was a patient at the psychiatric hospital

People say put on your thinking cap. Me always say sit on a thinking seat :-)

Hmm,stinky thread!

all these voodooists are making it very difficult to post on nl.

especially the ones who never log on until they see me on a thread.

God punish the devil wey dey control you.

TRUE O!

True Talk.

Thats right, anything i read/browse about on my toilet's W.C. seat will stick to my brain, so i ll recommend d practice to ann students. Though, i ve been accused many times for spending so much time in d toiled, anyway i've gained a lot from my eaceful seat.

I can't enter toilet without my phone And I am even typing right now in toilet seat,funny but true

I use the loo only in the mornings before bathing. And by then I'd be running late to leave for work so I rarely have much time to waste there. Even on weekends when I'm free, I hardly spend time there after doing the main business.

On the contrary, when I'm most mentally active and get inspirations, ideas, is when I'm showering. Don't know how it happens, but when I shower, songs just get made up in my head, story-lines for novels, etc. Wish it could last longer.