If una no like the poster's English. I beg, make una move to d next post...

Kaxmytex: [size=14pt]Mah sista,d xperience wey i don get 4 all dis public buses,no b smal tin o....
D 1 wey i no go 4get na d day wey i tok say make i go see my guy...
I wan carry bike b4 buh as i see say d cloud don dey gather,so,i changed my mind,i kum enta bus....
E neva reach 40secs wey i enta dis bus,naso dis heavy rain start o....
4 my church mynd,i tink say i don escape d rain nt until after a minute,i jux felt sumtin wey dey drop on mah head,kini eleyii?(wot'z iz dis?)...as i bend my head make i see d kynd tin wey dey fall on my head,naso i see dis small hole o....haaaaaa! conductor,ibi yii n jo o(conductor,dis place dey leak o)..
as i siddon insyd d bus,i jux dey blame masef...chai..which kynd nanszence b dis naw,i muttered...
D rain don heavy 2 d xtent dat my cloth don soak sef,i looked at d hole once more,2 my suprise,d hole don reach 4....ohhhhhhh God,kini gbogbo rubbish yii gan sef(wot'z all dis rubbish),i shouted at d conductor....

conductor: egbon e joor,e ma binu(bros,abeg no vex)
Me: e fun mi ni owo mi joor,mi o lo mo(gimme mah money joor,i no go again)
passenger: brother,e ma binu(brother,no vex)
driver: abeg,no vex...we go soon reach ur bus stop...jux calm dwn....

Na so dem jux dey beg me anyhw...
Me wey b say i don dey para since,i no knw d tym wey i enta silent mode...
Finally,i reach my bus stop sha,oh boi..kum see my shirt,evrytin don soak wit water...
I branch insyd 1 shop until d rain stopped....


D day wey i enta 1 yeye bus wey wan catch fire also....na only smoke wey we see o,kum see hw evry passenger dey tear race,no b smal mata dat day o, kum see hw passengers dey escape through d boot,u nid 2 see hw 1 of mah bros dey squeeze im body through d window so as to escape fire,kum see hw old mama take dey struggle bcuz say she wan escape,we no knw hw driver and conductor take disappear buh lata sha,we kum see dem wit bucket of water.....chai...bus palava no b here o[/size]

Guy, I laaaffff sotey conductor mess, driver jam mopol, all passenger no gree collect change.....

Is this a thread about grammer or Nigerian buses?

Just wondering o!

My case is the state of mind of these drivers and conductors. Are they really sane? Over 80% of they are' high' on something daily. We all see how they carry out their business on the road which maks one wonder if they are aliens! I think regular workshops should be organised for them. They are just lunatics! Apologies to the good ones though.

Kaxmytex: [size=14pt]Mah sista,d xperience wey i don get 4 all dis public buses,no b smal tin o....
D 1 wey i no go 4get na d day wey i tok say make i go see my guy...
I wan carry bike b4 buh as i see say d cloud don dey gather,so,i changed my mind,i kum enta bus....
E neva reach 40secs wey i enta dis bus,naso dis heavy rain start o....
4 my church mynd,i tink say i don escape d rain nt until after a minute,i jux felt sumtin wey dey drop on mah head,kini eleyii?(wot'z iz dis?)...as i bend my head make i see d kynd tin wey dey fall on my head,naso i see dis small hole o....haaaaaa! conductor,ibi yii n jo o(conductor,dis place dey leak o)..
as i siddon insyd d bus,i jux dey blame masef...chai..which kynd nanszence b dis naw,i muttered...
D rain don heavy 2 d xtent dat my cloth don soak sef,i looked at d hole once more,2 my suprise,d hole don reach 4....ohhhhhhh God,kini gbogbo rubbish yii gan sef(wot'z all dis rubbish),i shouted at d conductor....

conductor: egbon e joor,e ma binu(bros,abeg no vex)
Me: e fun mi ni owo mi joor,mi o lo mo(gimme mah money joor,i no go again)
passenger: brother,e ma binu(brother,no vex)
driver: abeg,no vex...we go soon reach ur bus stop...jux calm dwn....

Na so dem jux dey beg me anyhw...
Me wey b say i don dey para since,i no knw d tym wey i enta silent mode...
Finally,i reach my bus stop sha,oh boi..kum see my shirt,evrytin don soak wit water...
I branch insyd 1 shop until d rain stopped....


D day wey i enta 1 yeye bus wey wan catch fire also....na only smoke wey we see o,kum see hw evry passenger dey tear race,no b smal mata dat day o, kum see hw passengers dey escape through d boot,u nid 2 see hw 1 of mah bros dey squeeze im body through d window so as to escape fire,kum see hw old mama take dey struggle bcuz say she wan escape,we no knw hw driver and conductor take disappear buh lata sha,we kum see dem wit bucket of water.....chai...bus palava no b here o[/size]

That awkward moment when the corrector? and the correctee? are both wrong.

omaigala: I was engrossed in scrutinising her write up that I forgot to attend to her request.

Reminds me of those scribes and long cloaks during Jesus' era.

Please remind us of the other areas that you excel as an angel

I refuse to comment.

Reminds me of what happened a couple of weeks back.

I boarded a bus at charity to obalende.The conductor shouted that people stopping at oshodi should disembark because he can't stop on top of the bridge cos of lastma. One man refused to come down stating that he asked from the beginning and was promised that he would be dropped at oshodi "oke". The driver told him that if he does not get down, he would not stop. The driver then angrily drove him to Anthony and told him to come down despite pleas from everyone for the driver to stop him. The guy refused to come doown and threatened to deal with the driver while making "fake calls" for guys to meet him at obalende.

When we got to obalende, the guy quietely came down without saying a word to our surprise. As the driver drove off, he said "Don't mind them jo, I was actually going to board BRT bus at oshodi to cms but God blessed me with free bus, all that one I was doing was mere fronting jare"

It was hilarious!

Chie Nlanders no go kill me with laughter, see professors weh we no fit type good sentence wan correct OP... Anyway, as for me na 9ja pidgin all the way. I de proud of my language.
@ op just make good money so you no go de follow poor people de share the same experience. If you wan commute Use your own car (not moto o) or hire, if you de always travel long distance my advice, fly 1st class or charter or best buy a personal jet. Good luck.

This just happened to me two days ago.
The conductor knew the fuel won't be enough to take us to our destination,so he didn't waste time in collecting money from us, not up to a minute he collect money from me the next thing fuel finish... Lobatan

In the middle of the road we had to push it to one side first before shouting and calling for our money, but it was too late as the conductor don jump enter bike go find fuel come.
The driver could not give us as he don't know how much we paid, we had to wait till the conductor come back.

DnigerianPrince:


Are you kidding me?
I don't mean to be the grammar police but your English is just as bad as the poster's.

There is a difference btw poor grammar& abbreviations,fool!I challenge u to highlight d portions were my grammar was incorrect,if u don't u remain a fool.I did comment on d topic after pointing out d obvious grammatical flaws,whc wasn't meant to insult but to point out d growing defects in sentence construction& grammar for a supposed fp post.U ddnt evn boda to comment on d topic.Now go back to dat my post& point out where my grammar was wrong or poor.

Lwkm..dis thread don turn correction thread o...ma sha no type in english mae den no get me 2...abi i don blow lik dis 2wel @op a.k.a nigeria bus...i go tel u mine u lata..

Lwkm..dis thread don turn correction thread o...ma sha no type in english mae den no get me 2...abi i don blow lik dis 2wel @op a.k.a nigeria bus...i go tel u mine lata..

Let me share share sometin.
Na so one day i boarded a molue frm ikj to tol gate. Men, come see as the driver turn molue to sport car. I could say thats the fastest molue ever.....
Na xo the driver dey speed dey swerve left and right cos him wan beat iyana ipaja traffic..
As science std all know- action and reaction are equal and opposite. If the driver turns left, you tend to go right. Come see as people dey jam the iron body of molue,
...
One man just shouted...
"Driver, sho mu igbo ni, eré e tin poju, shoó mo pe irìn ni gbogbo ara okò re ni"

{driver, you take weed ni? your speed too much, you no know say na iron full your vehicle ni?}

na xo everybody burst laff....
The driver replied "oda mpé were wa lori yin sha? {b lyk say kraze dey ya head}....

Guy, come see yab that day.....

Miss Ope:

Hahhahahaha....how do u want them to treat u? Like Jonathan when U're an ordinary Agbero....LMAO.

me Ordinary agbero
Oya, beg me.

topmostg: Let me share share sometin.
Na so one day i boarded a molue frm ikj to tol gate. Men, come see as the driver turn molue to sport car. I could say thats the fastest molue ever.....
Na xo the driver dey speed dey swerve left and right cos him wan beat iyana ipaja traffic..
As science std all know- action and reaction are equal and opposite. If the driver turns left, you tend to go right. Come see as people dey jam the iron body of molue,
...
One man just shouted...
"Driver, sho mu igbo ni, eré e tin poju, shoó mo pe irìn ni gbogbo ara okò re ni"

{driver, you take weed ni? your speed too much, you no know say na iron full your vehicle ni?}

na xo everybody burst laff....
The driver replied "oda mpé were wa lori yin sha? {b lyk say kraze dey ya head}....

Guy, come see yab that day.....

then

The last time I checked, Nigeria was a third world, sub-saharan sh1thole country with smelly and BLACK citizens.

You people need to get a life instead of pretending Abuja is supposed to be Washington D.C and Lagos is New York or London full of tea drinking oyibos.

Hello, you have the biggest cesspit slum called Lagos. Which kind of buses do you expect those inhabitants to ride back to their villages on weekends?

Fussbot: then

check ma last line,

"guy, come see yab that day"
they end up yabing. I.e driver and conductor vs passenger(s)....
Me no fit type too much, I beg ma finger dey pain me

uche13: Reminds me of what happened a couple of weeks back.

I boarded a bus at charity to obalende.The conductor shouted that people stopping at oshodi should disembark because he can't stop on top of the bridge cos of lastma. One man refused to come down stating that he asked from the beginning and was promised that he would be dropped at oshodi "oke". The driver told him that if he does not get down, he would not stop. The driver then angrily drove him to Anthony and told him to come down despite pleas from everyone for the driver to stop him. The guy refused to come doown and threatened to deal with the driver while making "fake calls" for guys to meet him at obalende.

When we got to obalende, the guy quietely came down without saying a word to our surprise. As the driver drove off, he said "Don't mind them jo, I was actually going to board BRT bus at oshodi to cms but God blessed me with free bus, all that one I was doing was mere fronting jare"

It was hilarious!

Too much sense for Lagos. I gbadun the guy wella

Afam4eva: At least those inter-state buses are better. Have you entered a danfo in Lagos before? I don't know how people can enter a bus that's supposed to be in the trash. These buses are accidents that have already happened.

Enugu is worst.. Conductor go nearly siddon 4 ur head.. Crazy dirty ibo pigs.

waledudu:


Enugu is worst.. Conductor go nearly siddon 4 ur head.. Crazy dirty ibo pigs.

choice of words not acceptable bros.

alfablondy: The purpose of this thread is

check d topic na or are u a learner?

pDude: Is this a thread about grammer or Nigerian buses?

Just wondering o!

Both

jhydebaba: me Ordinary agbero
Oya, beg me.

Ok am so sowie....my loff.... Ma binu.lol

doctokwus:
There is a difference btw poor grammar& abbreviations,fool!I challenge u to highlight d portions were my grammar was incorrect,if u don't u remain a fool.I did comment on d topic after pointing out d obvious grammatical flaws,whc wasn't meant to insult but to point out d growing defects in sentence construction& grammar for a supposed fp post.U ddnt evn boda to comment on d topic.Now go back to dat my post& point out where my grammar was wrong or poor.

You don't have to get all defensive to cover up. Learn to construct a simple sentence without your lazy abbreviations, you won't go far with that because they're just as bad. This isn't a text conversation, it's a forum you idi0t

Haaaahaaaahaaaa ;Dlwkmd

jhydebaba: Is anything functioning properly in Nigeria Even if na ur family house I come to seek ur hand in marriage, the type of customer care I'm going to receive won't fair better

Abeg no come down from danfo if u never collect ur change complete dem go zoom off with ur change and now wey dem don ban okada u no fit pursue dem.

If you are talking about inter-state buses, the best are those Toyota Hiace (Hummer) Buses plying the Lagos - Onitsha road. Comfortable, Air conditioned. If you have a rickety bus plying that route, you're on your own cos nobody will enter your bus.

Temi 23: Good day Nairalanders,
I will love to share my experience with Nigeria Bus;why is it that some of the owner of these bus don't know how to service their machine. For example if you board a bus going to any state in nigeria, until the passenger filled up and the bus start to move that's when the driver will know that he doesn't have petrol,he has not pump is tyre and βε̲̣ wasting the passengers time. Does Nigeria Bus really worth it? If you put on white cloth and you enter into any one of them before u get to your destination the white would have turned to black especially dry season oh gush can't imagine.

Pls feel free to share your experience

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dridowu: Na fun 4 my sde, anytime i board danfo or molue, u will c diff kind of pple lying to each oda, d aspect i alwaz wish to experience is we passenger fart................god damn it

hardbody: I last enjoyed the benefit of those misfits more than a decade ago, so presently i cannot even remember what it used to be. Suffice it to say that when i drive, i see those moving coffins and sometimes sypmathise with the cargo of people being conveyed. Even intra state, i do 'the air', so presently, no recent experience. I however relate with what you guys are going through whenever i drive pass the yellow buses. God will do it for all of you.

dey ther dey form butter