All these saying are they true about Lagos?

>If you're selling sh.ii.t in lagos somebody will buy it.
>Lagos accomodate both lazy and thief. Is it only Lagos?
>People in Lagos they don't usually sleep. I dey sleep like tomorrow no go come
>Some people are living in Ogun state yet they tell people they are living Lagos.
>If you enter Lagos and you have never been to Mushin, you never know Lagos. Na so Mushin fine reach?
>There are three men statue at the entrance of Lagos that says Ogbo do rindin(don't act like an slowpoke); Ogbodo ya mugun(don't be a fool); Ogbodo suegbe(don't slow walk at all).
>You may not get to where you're going because "of conductor" the way they call bust-stop.
>Molue don't wait for person, you have to run.
>Bridges in Lagos are many you can't finish counting them.
>Beach usually pursue people.
>Eko akete "Ilu ogbon", (Lagos where wisdom dwell)
>It will almost take you a day to move from Abado-Ijaye to Epe.

baba You are a funny Guy oooo...