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Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 10:49am On Mar 13, 2013 |
2 thieves just stole a bag of oranges & ran to a cemetry, on getting there, while jumping the gate into d cemetry, 2 oranges fell down but dey decided 2 ignore it @ dat moment, while inside d cemetry, dey started sharing d oranges saying; "ONE 4 U, ONE 4 ME"... a drunkard was passing by & heard d sound, he ran very fast 2 d nearest parish & told d pastor dat he heard GOD & devil sharing dead bodies in d cemetry, d pastor followed d drunkard to d cemetry to confirm dis... On gettin dere, to his surprise, it was true.. D noise went on & louder "ONE 4 U, ONE 4 ME".. den it suddenly stoped & one of d thieves said"wat of d two @ d gate?"... omo come see race now.. Pastor dey shout "we neva die o".... ... 2 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Goldensharkis(f): 10:56am On Mar 13, 2013 |
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Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by zumarock9(m): 10:58am On Mar 13, 2013 |
nice share |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 10:58am On Mar 13, 2013 |
3 men rush their wives to the hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and asked who is Tunde dat work with 3 crown ? ''congrat ur wife gave birth to 3 babies & entered. She came & asked again ''who is musa dat work with 7up ? ''congrats, ur wife gave birth to 7 babies. Immediately, the 3rd man named Akpors ran away because he's workin with 33 lager beer 3 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 11:03am On Mar 13, 2013 |
A certain Yoruba man always goes to eat Rice and stew in a restaurant, so one day when he went to eat at the restaurant they said"Stew neva done yet", The man said "no probs just bring the ordinary rice for me, so he ate the ordinary rice. Immediately he finished eating, they said the stew is done. The man said"bring the stew wey una suppose put 4 ma rice"so they gave him d stew, This guy just drank the stew.B4 I know wetin dey happen, dis guy start to tumble and scatter d whole place, he used his body 2 hit d ground several times. We managed to hold him down and ask him what was wrong. The guy said"I dey mix d rice and stew wey dey inside my belle" 8 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 11:10am On Mar 13, 2013 |
Johnny's father took him to class on his first day at school. Johnny's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her "Johnny has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him coz you cant win" The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out textbooks Johnny said "Madam can i make a bet with you?" She replied "ok what?" Johnny said "I bet you fifty dollars i can tell you what colour of panties you have on" She agreed and told him to stay in the room after the last bell and then he could guess. While Johnny and the rest of the class were on were on break,the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse. When school was over Johnny stayed in the class room and the teacher locked the door and said "Okay Johnny what colour are my panties?" He replied "Yellow" So the teacher raised her dress and said "No your wrong, am not wearing any." Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dads car and he would get her money. When they got to the car the teacher told Johnny's dad that Johnny finally got beat. He asked "What do you mean?" The teacher said "Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what colour of panties i had on so i had to remove them." The father shouted "That son of a bitch,he bet me a hundred dollars that he would see your pussy before the end of the day." Happy NO PANTIES DAY!!=)) 3 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 11:11am On Mar 13, 2013 |
A group of scientists did a competition to test the intelligence of Nigerian students in inventing things. On the grand finalle, three students were called form the crowd to come and present what they invented. The first student went there and said:- "I'm Adeseun Tope from Lagos, i invented a biro that can write what people are saying on a paper itself,he practicalised it and he was applauded" The next student went there and said "i'm Ehirim Chinwe from Imo, i invented a chip that will tell the amount of money in the pocket of anyone standing close to it,he practicalised it and was applauded". The third student went there and said "i'm Gambo Sani from Kano,i invented an explosive that could shatter the human body into a million pieces, penetrating the hardest of bones, can you allow me to sit down while i practicalise it?" The chief scientist stood up and said "don't bother to practicalise it,you are the winner of this competition" 3 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 11:13am On Mar 13, 2013 |
A father buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decided to test it @ dinner. "Son, where were you 2day?""At school Dad! "Robot slaps d son! "ok"I watched a dvd @ my mates house!"What dvd?" Toy story. Robot slaps d son again! ok,it was porn cried d son."Wat!" Wen I was at age I didn't know what porn was says d Dad. Robot slaps d Dad ! Mum laughs "hahaha"He's certainly your son. Robot slaps the Mum ! 5 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 11:17am On Mar 13, 2013 |
One day i travelled to abuja to see my uncle @ 8am on getting to his office the secretary told me to come back by 2pm so i decided to hang around @ 1pm i was very hungry and i was left with # 200 i had searched the whole city but could not find any booker to buy food the only thing i could see was big big hotels so i summoned courage and enter the biggest hotel i could see around cos i was looking good so i walked to the receptionist and told her my name was star and the hotel looked just like the one i booked last night in Dubai while coming from US and i wanted to pass the night there but i need to eat first so i was ushered into the resturant and i ordered for akpu and ogbolor soup with fresh fish cat fish kpomor perewinko and more appeticing meat and fish and the waiter told me to wait for 30 minutes while waiting i took two plates of isiewu filled with meats and fish and i took two spanish wine as appetiser and that bill was 30k after that the food was ready so i ate after eating they brought a bill of 94k and i was having just # 200 i started sweating despite the a.c seeing me sweating they started suspecting me and started coming round me i was very confused until an idea came i took my phone and faked a call to ring two minutes time when the phone rang i picked it and answered shouting mallam yes it's me the sucide bomber the bomb is still with me it will explode 2 minutes time tell my family i love them i am so happy to be a sucide bomber! Before i could cut the phone everybody has taken off even in the street the only thing i could see was abandoned shoes they ran and forgot oh boy who wan die! 3 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 11:22am On Mar 13, 2013 |
........CHURCH SERVICE........... there was this pastor who was always fond of stealing money from the offertory bowl anytime the congregation bowed down their heads to pray over the money. When it was time to pray, he will shout out.. "Close your eyes and let's pray over the coins!! Anyone who opens his eyes shall forever remain poor. He or she will be as poor as a church rat! " Out of fear, 99.999% of the congregation closed their eyes until one day, a very poor man decided to defile orders. He said to himself "What do I loose if i look? Today i will look!" As the congragation had their eyes closed, with the pastor still 'praying' , the pastor had an eye contact with the poor man who signaled at him, his intention to report to the congragation. By the end of the prayers, the pastor proclaimed.. "BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO SEE AND KEEP MUTE!" At once, the poor man shouted in response "FOR THEY SHALL OBTAIN THEIR SHARE!" Have a wondafu week ahead.... 2 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by SwitAyi(f): 12:58pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Wow!nice 1,cant remember wen last i laughed dis much,lol. |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by larride(m): 3:20am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Wow....that's awesome. This is very much appreciated |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 4:58am On Mar 14, 2013 |
I neva start with u ppl,u go laugh till u tire |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 5:02am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their Problem which must be kept away from other People. The First pastor said, My Problem is Money, I do Steal from the Church Offering pls brethren pray for me. The Second Pastor said my Problem is women, whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, Infact i've slept with most of my female church members, Pls pray for Me. Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his own Problem, he started crying, it took his Friends some effort to calm him, after that he was asked to continue and he said still crying that my Problem is gossiping, when we leave this place, everybody will hear what you two just told me yepaaaaaaaaa 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by beycitee(m): 11:56am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Nice collection...though some of them are old but they still got me laughing.....good work. |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by gajasalot(m): 3:23pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
OMG.......i can't stop laughing, guys abeg dont kill me with laughter ;DOMG.......i can't stop laughing, guys abeg dont kill me with laughter |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 8:51am On Mar 18, 2013 |
gajasalot: OMG.......i can't stop laughing, guys abeg dont kill me with laughter ;DOMG.......i can't stop laughing, guys abeg dont kill me with laughterur reply self dey make person =)) <=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P <=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P <=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P <=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P <=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P <=-P*MC**MC**MC**MC**MC**MC**MC*<=-P <=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P<=-P |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by waleadex(m): 10:15am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Cool.... |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Neyopumpin12: 12:48pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Nice one guy |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by Aydesmond(m): 1:44pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
ABBREVIATION CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE. Man: I'm GEJ. Wife: u'r kidding. Our President is GEJ(Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) Man: I mean i'm GEJ - GOING on EMERGENCY JOURNEY! Wife:*smiles* Oh! u're not serious! What kind of journey are u going on? Man: OBJ Wife: To meet Obasanjo!? Man: No. It means ON a BUSSINESS JOURNEY. Wife: Oh! Man: IBB Wife: Babangida? Man: I'LL BE BACK Wife:☺☺ Man: Till then, i'll ACN. Wife: u want to join politics!? Man: i'll ALWAYS CALL ur NUMBER. Wife: Hmmm Man: while i'm away, PDP with our love Wife: What!? Man: PLEASE DON'T PLAY with our love. Wife: u know i won't. I'll BRF. Man: what has Lagos state governor got to do with all this!? Wife: ☺☺ I'll BE RIGHTEOUS & FAITHFULL! Man: I trust u. Wife: FOOL ! Man: *surprised* whaaat!? Wife: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE ! 3 Likes |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by ikechukz(m): 5:20pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
dry old jokes 1 Like |
Re: Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo by crowntoro(f): 6:44pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
OK but I forgot to laugh ![]() ![]() |
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