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Re: If I Were A Man.... by Idowuogbo(f): 1:00pm On Mar 15, 2013

victorian: @greatgod2012, ain't you tired of your normal signature of May God help us all ... Even when it's a funny post, u must say that phrase , then when it's a sad post, your normal signature sentence comes up again.. For Christ sakes , it getting tiring.. No offense intended o..... But it's As if you are tired of life, and always asking God , to help even in typing your own views...like its painful to type out views.....please, please pls, dear one.......Drop that MAY GOD HELP US ALL, slogan....I beg of you. ....

Which insect bite dis stupendous intete? Na u dey pay her Internet bills? How dare u tell her wot to do? U better go seat on something sharp b4 i Ietter-feck u. Ode!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Idowuogbo(f): 1:02pm On Mar 15, 2013

biolabee: WIth every wey dey happen for we country na this one dey vex persin

Na wa o

Do you prefer the devil to help you

I would have said more but I don't want to say one thing and oga at the top will say another so I rest my case

I tire o! Hian! may God help us o!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 1:04pm On Mar 15, 2013

Amin!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 1:47pm On Mar 15, 2013

eagle,eye:
my oga at the top said I should add...

MAY GOD HELP US ALL

Ameeen!!!! grin

who be your oga sef ? angry

OP to answer your question, I don't think I'd ever wanna be a man just cause of that thing dangling in between their legs, I like my pants( not underwear) snug and fit .... and besides most men are yet to achieve what I've worked for at my age sef cool

E easy?

#patonmyback wink

Re: If I Were A Man.... by victorian(f): 2:03pm On Mar 15, 2013

Idowuogbo: Which insect bite dis stupendous intete? Na u dey pay her Internet bills? How dare u tell her wot to do? U better go seat on something sharp b4 i Ietter-feck u. Ode!

Abel go siddon!,, who called you... Ode oshi ....smhhhhh... Busy body.....shut up, there!... Nonsense.

Re: If I Were A Man.... by victorian(f): 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2013

jidegirl12: Yup! And there she is showing her true colours at last! ... don't you just love it when likes of st upid women here say 'jidegirl I don't have your time' YET y'all fools still reply me with epistle

odę alaileko obirin , I'm going back to bed now ( to complete my wifey duties ) , pls keep going with your frustrations ... ASHIWERE!!!

I think I'll make out time to deal with you today ...another fake flawless Idiota! Go on

ASHIWERE! Original..... Dumb btch!..... Biggest Ode!.... I will yab u well! Smhhh!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by eagleeye2: 2:19pm On Mar 15, 2013

victorian: ASHIWERE! Original..... Dumb btch!..... Biggest Ode!.... I will yab u well! Smhhh!

MAY GOD HELP US ALL!!!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Idowuogbo(f): 3:40pm On Mar 15, 2013

victorian: Abel go siddon!,, who called you... Ode oshi ....smhhhhh... Busy body.....shut up, there!... Nonsense.

Abel na d gateman wey use condo drill ur common sense comot? Mama empty skull, to d left abeg! Malu!

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Re: If I Were A Man.... by free2ryhme: 4:05pm On Mar 15, 2013

Seun is dis d kind of girls you are rearing on NL .so so dirty. Free for all from the ugly to d wor wor

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 4:27pm On Mar 15, 2013

victorian: ASHIWERE! Original..... Dumb btch!..... Biggest Ode!.... I will yab u well! Smhhh!

ID have you fed this malu called victorian today , she already got her shot cheesy

arindin girl.

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 4:54pm On Mar 15, 2013

free2ryhme: Seun is dis d kind of girls you are rearing on NL .so so dirty. Free for all from the ugly to d wor wor

LOL...

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 15, 2013

Come yab me now Vicky-money- for-hand-and ....... TGIF grin

I've time to kill , I'm done for the day kiss

ASHI!!!!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by BabaOyo(m): 5:17pm On Mar 15, 2013

Buhahahahahahahaha
E be like say all of you want me to take you to my king Alaafin make he throw you inside his "tubu" abi? Wetin be all this nansense fight na? Be kia-VUL.
Omode o m'ogun o n pe ni efo

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 5:21pm On Mar 15, 2013

Baba Oyo: Buhahahahahahahaha
E be like say all of you want me to take you to my king Alaafin make he throw you inside his "tubu" abi? Wetin be all this nansense fight na? Be kia-VUL.
Omode o m'ogun o n pe ni efo

Na you dem go throway inside cell cheesy

Oba Lamidi dey my house dey chop amala as we speak. grin

Ogun ko spinach ni

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 5:40pm On Mar 15, 2013

Abeg! I wanna be a man o! As in NOW, I don't care if any thing dangle btw my legs...in fact I love dangling things.. cheesy

This baby is getting me crazy!sleeps only 1 to 2 hrs...wakes up every 5 min for a pat on her stomach...hubby is at work enjoying....me sef, I wanna be a man.

NEXT world if man do finish for Gods pot of creation, I go Jjeje go Sidon wait for next generation sad

.....

May God help us all.

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 5:48pm On Mar 15, 2013

Vikin! darling awwww it's all good grin

By the way how're you gonna pack the dangling thingy? cheesy

ewwww

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 5:53pm On Mar 15, 2013

jidegirl12: By the way how're you gonna pack the dangling thingy? ewwww

LMAO.. what thing is this.. koboko?

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2013

jidegirl12: Vikin! darling awwww it's all good

By the way how're you gonna pack the dangling thingy? ewwww

Am good in packing things oh! But that particular one, I just leave it dangling....freedom !

On a serious note....the sleepless night is too much o. I want to package her to smartmom and come for her when she is 1.5 yrs old! cheesy

Or to you, to add to your 3 princesses

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 6:12pm On Mar 15, 2013

biolabee: LMAO.. what thing is this.. koboko?

Kondo

kudos to you guys cheesy

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 6:15pm On Mar 15, 2013

Vikin: Am good in packing things oh! But that particular one, I just leave it dangling....freedom !

On a serious note....the sleepless night is too much o. I want to package her to smartmom and come for her when she is 1.5 yrs old!

Or to you, to add to your 3 princesses

You no fit pack anything Abeg! cheesy

Don't worry , sleepless night will soon be over, babies are cranky at this stage, just make sure you sleep when she's sleeping, leave all dirty dishes / laundry alone, they can wait, if it bothers any visitor , they should clean it up as kind gesture grin

May God help you Vikin! kiss

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 7:54pm On Mar 15, 2013

jidegirl12: Kondo kudos to you guys

Ok,, im getting confused, this is what i know as kondo,, that thing that yellow fever carry around

Re: If I Were A Man.... by BabaOyo(m): 7:54pm On Mar 15, 2013

jidegirl12: Na you dem go throway inside cell Oba Lamidi dey my house dey chop amala as we speak.

Ogun ko spinach ni

Haaaaaaa.....my Oba Lamidi dey ur house?
*goes inside palace to check*
Kai....na true o....Erm...Erm..(Clears throat).! By the power conferred on me...to run tinz while he is away....I hereby command you to enter "tubu" now!!!!! With ur city spinach!!!
Eni ba f'oju di Oba....awowo a wo! E don be for you today!!! Eyin Eso....oya...e gbe!!!

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 8:36pm On Mar 15, 2013

Baba Oyo: Haaaaaaa.....my Oba Lamidi dey ur house?
*goes inside palace to check*
Kai....na true o....Erm...Erm..(Clears throat).! By the power conferred on me...to run tinz while he is away....I hereby command you to enter "tubu" now!!!!! With ur city spinach!!!
Eni ba f'oju di Oba....awowo a wo! E don be for you today!!! Eyin Eso....oya...e gbe!!!

#ran inside room, cocks the gun, kill all the ESOs one by one , unwrap their robes and cuts off their kondos to show Biola what I'm talking about#

#continue dey yan 'my oga at the top Tory with oba Lamidi as we shack Jack Daniels on the rocks#

My stomach oh cheesy

...I don laugh tire cheesy

Re: If I Were A Man.... by BabaOyo(m): 8:46pm On Mar 15, 2013

jidegirl12: #ran inside room, cocks the gun, kill all the ESOs one by one , unwrap their robes and cuts of their kondos to show Biola what I'm talking about#

#continue dey yan 'my oga at the top Tory with oba Lamidi as we shack Jack Daniels on the rocks#

My stomach oh ...I don laugh tire ah

.
Kai...this pikin get strong head o!!! See all my eso for floor!! With missing kondo? Mo da ran!!!!
.
egba mi oooooooooooooo

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Nobody: 8:51pm On Mar 15, 2013

Baba Oyo: .
Kai...this pikin get strong head o!!! See all my eso for floor!! With missing kondo? Mo da ran!!!!
.
egba mi oooooooooooooo

#carry Baba Oyo dash Harry porter for experiments ( wizard) the End. cheesy

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 8:57pm On Mar 15, 2013

*****jejely watching across the street

Re: If I Were A Man.... by greatgod2012(f): 11:03am On Mar 16, 2013

biolabee: *****jejely watching across the street

by play, by play, this thread just became another thing, even d person wey opened d thread don run away from d thread.........abeg, at everyone, i beg, e don do, biko, e don do. Thanks.
May God help us all.

Re: If I Were A Man.... by Serendipity: 12:05pm On Mar 16, 2013

greatgod2012: by play, by play, this thread just became another thing, even d person wey opened d thread don run away from d thread.........abeg, at everyone, i beg, e don do, biko, e don do. Thanks.
May God help us all.

Greatgod!, why u dey fall ma hand na? Why u no tel dem say the title of the thread is grammatically wrong?

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 1:05pm On Mar 16, 2013

Jeffizy wey you dey o

Your thread has degenerated to spiritual warfare

Re: If I Were A Man.... by jeffizy(op): 2:02pm On Mar 16, 2013

greatgod2012: by play, by play, this thread just became another thing, even d person wey opened d thread don run away from d thread.........abeg, at everyone, i beg, e don do, biko, e don do. Thanks.
May God help us all.

qudos to biolbee, jidegirl12, and that yeye man...baba oyo.
Almost forgot its my thread. I tot i was watching (reading) wedlock of the gods!

omo l'ile ko se fi fun ekun pa je

Re: If I Were A Man.... by jeffizy(op): 2:07pm On Mar 16, 2013

Serendipity: Greatgod!, why u dey fall ma hand na? Why u no tel dem say the title of the thread is grammatically wrong?

I wasnt so sure. Dont u think the (....) meant an incomplete continuos sentence? Since the women cannot change their sex . Thanks.

Re: If I Were A Man.... by biolabee(m): 3:03pm On Mar 16, 2013

jeffizy: qudos to biolbee, jidegirl12, and that yeye man...baba oyo.
Almost forgot its my thread. I tot i was watching (reading) wedlock of the gods!

omo l'ile ko se fi fun ekun pa je

Shon sir.. How is the family

That play is sad
The tale of adigwes widow though now I'm a bit older she did not use wisdom and thus incurred the0wrath of her MIL

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