The title describe how some ladies feel occasionally. I remember beyonce's outburst in her song 'if i was a guy'. Funny enough, r.kelly's remix did justice to the issues she raised in the song.
My curiousity begs for ladies answer.... What will you do if you had a chance to be a man? Maybe you will 'do' a lot of gurls? Lol.

Hahahaha..... I just asked a lady beside me and here is what she said...
I'm going to play with my p3n.is for the whole day!

If I were a man, I will grow up to be so handsome , famous and rich, that all babes .... i mean All The Pretty babes will be tripping for me .... Even gushing with love and admiration, just to be with moi!..lol.... ... But I will date one at a time.

victorian: If I were a man, I grow up to be so handsome , famous and rich, that all babes .... i mean All The Pretty babes will be tripping for me .... Even gushing with love and admiration, just to be with moi!..lol.... ... But I will date one at a time.

... and who says you can't achieve this as a lady


Plus


Save us dat one guy/gal at a time story

As a lady, am extremely pretty and sexy, guys are tripping, ... Anywhere I step in, or even walk on the streets, guys must stare, and sigh...it's in the genes

victorian: As a lady, am extremely pretty and sexy, guys are tripping, ... Anywhere I step in, or even walk on the streets, guys must stare, and sigh...it's in the genes

lol. Babe will be a big time playa as a man. That's interesting.

jeffizy:
lol. Babe will be a big time playa as a man. That's interesting.

possibly.. It's just a question, nah?
But wait o, lemme even be a bad playa sef! .. Haba, Baba God just one opportunity, and one time

{singing in R. kelly's voice} "But you are not man, so you don't have a clue..."

.

I thank God for making me a woman. God knows i'l be a better person being a woman, i dont need to think of if...........

Moreso, i've never been a man before, so i couldnt know what i would have done if i were a man.
May God help us all.

^^ you never wished for a day?

jeffizy: ^^ you never wished for a day?

i never, im an appreciative person, i believe God knows that i'll be a better person as a woman, always contented with what comes my way, d one i can change, i do, d one i cant, i leave it for God, life is too short to be thinking about several ifs...........
May God help us all.

@greatgod2012, ain't you tired of your normal signature of May God help us all ... Even when it's a funny post, u must say that phrase , then when it's a sad post, your normal signature sentence comes up again.. For Christ sakes , it getting tiring.. No offense intended o..... But it's As if you are tired of life, and always asking God , to help even in typing your own views...like its painful to type out views.....please, please pls, dear one.......Drop that MAY GOD HELP US ALL, slogan....I beg of you. ....

victorian: @greatgod2012, ain't you tired of your normal signature of May God help us all ... Even when it's a funny post, u must say that phrase , then when it's a sad post, your normal signature sentence comes up again.. For Christ sakes , it getting tiring.. No offense intended o..... But it's As if you are tired of life, and always asking God , to help even in typing your own views...like its painful to type out views.....please, please pls, dear one.......Drop that MAY GOD HELP US ALL, slogan....I beg of you. ....

say wetin happen na Leave her alone jawe.....at least she's not cursing anyone with her signature, neither is she saying any immoral thing. Me likey the signature and i would never get tired of God's help! D fact dt u don't like it or u're tired of it doesn't mean everyone is tired of it. Besides, u can just ignore that part of her post.
wait ooo....looks lyk i'm taking d tin personal
MAY GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@victoria.... It is a world of live and let live.
It is GreatGOD12 's right to write wotever she feels is appropriate.
Dont be offended.

I knew this Vicky woman is not so nice person after all , and Debrief reprimanded me for you.... what's your problem with somebody else's harmless signature? A nice woman at that.

O lojuti rara... before we know it you'll start spitting your useless apology. Mtcheww

victorian: @greatgod2012, ain't you tired of your normal signature of May God help us all ... Even when it's a funny post, u must say that phrase , then when it's a sad post, your normal signature sentence comes up again.. For Christ sakes , it getting tiring.. No offense intended o..... But it's As if you are tired of life, and always asking God , to help even in typing your own views...like its painful to type out views.....please, please pls, dear one.......Drop that MAY GOD HELP US ALL, slogan....I beg of you. ....

May God help you!

alutacontinua:

say wetin happen na Leave her alone jawe.....at least she's not cursing anyone with her signature, neither is she saying any immoral thing. Me likey the signature and i would never get tired of God's help! D fact dt u don't like it or u're tired of it doesn't mean everyone is tired of it. Besides, u can just ignore that part of her post.
wait ooo....looks lyk i'm taking d tin personal
MAY GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAMEN!

jidegirl12: I knew this Vicky woman is not so nice person after all , and Debrief reprimanded me for you.... what's your problem with somebody else's harmless signature? A nice woman at that.

O lojuti rara... before we know it you'll start spitting your useless apology. Mtcheww

greatgod2012:


May God help you!

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jeffizy: @victoria.... It is a world of live and let live.
It is GreatGOD12 's right to write wotever she feels is appropriate.
Dont be offended.

thank you, life is just too short for this.........well, human beings will always be human beings and one of the ways to take life easy is to admit that human beings cannot be satisfied and that human beings will always have something to complain about.

@ victorian, you just showed me that you are a human being and sincerely im not offended.......life is just too short to be offended at this. Welcome dear, i love you.
May God help us all.

^^ICE on COAL.
Way to go!

I so love this woman. Greatgod i want to be like u when i grow up! Seriously, your posts inspire me alot.

WIth every wey dey happen for we country na this one dey vex persin

Na wa o

Do you prefer the devil to help you

I would have said more but I don't want to say one thing and oga at the top will say another so I rest my case

baby.me:
I so love this woman. Greatgod i want to be like u when i grow up! Seriously, your posts inspire me alot.

love you too dear, tell God to make you yourself, i also have my inadequacies.
May God help you and all of us.
Thank you.

biolabee: WIth every wey dey happen for we country na this one dey vex persin

Na wa o

Do you prefer the devil to help you

I would have said more but I don't want to say one thing and oga at the top will say another so I rest my case

thank you.......

E go better o

@ jidegirl, uv started again! ... Well, I don't have time for someone like you.. At least , I wasn't referring to you, or other pple saying their own here... I was, and am referring greatgod.. She has shown her kind of person, which is ok and cool... Like I said , earlier no offense intended... Yur welcome greatgod2012..

And you! jidegirl taking unnecessary Panadol for another person.... Keep it up... Lousy thing...smh..I don't have time for .your idiotic statements.... Take your frustrations elsewhere, Ode.

Ghen ghen...!

victorian: @ jidegirl, uv started again! ... Well, I don't have time for someone like you.. At least , I wasn't referring to you, or other pple saying their own here... I was, and am referring greatgod.. She has shown her kind of person, which is ok and cool... Like I said , earlier no offense intended... Yur welcome greatgod2012..

And you! jidegirl taking unnecessary Panadol for another person.... Keep it up... Lousy thing...smh..I don't have time for .your idiotic statements.... Take your frustrations elsewhere, Ode.

Yup! And there she is showing her true colours at last! ... don't you just love it when likes of st upid women here say 'jidegirl I don't have your time' YET y'all fools still reply me with epistle

odę alaileko obirin , I'm going back to bed now ( to complete my wifey duties ) , pls keep going with your frustrations ... ASHIWERE!!!

I think I'll make out time to deal with you today ...another fake flawless Idiota! Go on

jidegirl12:

Yup! And there she is showing her true colours at last! ... don't you just love it when likes of st upid women here say 'jidegirl I don't have your time' YET y'all fools still reply me with epistle

odę alaileko obirin , I'm going back to bed now ( to complete my wifey duties ) , pls keep going with your frustrations ... ASHIWERE!!!

I think I'll make out time to deal with you today ...another fake flawless Idiota! Go on

my oga at the top said I should add...

MAY GOD HELP US ALL