₦airaland Forum

jeffizy: qudos to biolbee, jidegirl12, and that yeye man...baba oyo.
Almost forgot its my thread. I tot i was watching (reading) wedlock of the gods!

omo l'ile ko se fi fun ekun pa je

you are the baba oyo..........
hope i guess right?

greatgod2012: you are the baba oyo..........
hope i guess right?

For where? How can this americana be baba Oyo? By the way he must pay for the lines he used!!!
Madam greatgod......may God help us all ooooo!!!
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Oluwa a ran gbogbo wa l'owo o!! Amin ase!!

^^ c dis man! I wl soon give you ambassador for joke section o.!

jeffizy: The title describe how some ladies feel occasionally. I remember beyonce's outburst in her song 'if i was a guy'. Funny enough, r.kelly's remix did justice to the issues she raised in the song.
My curiousity begs for ladies answer.... What will you do if you had a chance to be a man? Maybe you will 'do' a lot of gurls? Lol.

You like R. Kelly's answer? Well, I like the way he sings the song and it touches my heart when he says you mean the world to me or something like that but his answer is rather poor.
Is he trying to say that women don't pay bills 'cause many women do. And honestly, if my man told me he has the right to have other women becuase he helped pay the bills, I would say goodbye and not look back.
Beyonce earns a lot of money and she knows what hard work is. It's obvious.

PEACE

^^ I think r.kelly's answer was a bit chauvinistic. It germinated from trying to justify all the wrongs the diva pointed out. Mainly MALE EGO.
What wl u do if u woke up to find your self in a man's body?

jeffizy: ^^ I think r.kelly's answer was a bit chauvinistic. It germinated from trying to justify all the wrongs the diva pointed out. Mainly MALE EGO.
What wl u do if u woke up to find your self in a man's body?

That said by a male member

I would want to have se.x
I would very much like to know what it's like for a man

carefreewannabe: That said by a male member

I would want to have se.x
I would very much like to know what it's like for a man

As much as i would love to answer the last paragraph, i will graciously conceed to ur oga on top to answer that. He deserves the honour.

jeffizy: I wasnt so sure. Dont u think the (....) meant an incomplete continuos sentence? Since the women cannot change their sex . Thanks.

Okay my dear. It should be in the subjunctive mood
Subjunctives are used when we are making wishes, saying things that are contrary to the fact
Example: If I were rich I would marry Tonto Dike.
*******
*******
If were the owner of Nairaland I would ban 19O and SExkillz.
*********
*********
If I were you I would dump that guy.
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These statements are contrary to the fact because:
'I am not rich and so will not marry Tonto Dike'.
*******
I am not you so the issue of dumping the guy does not arise.
*******
I am not the owner of Nairaland, so am just imagining it, wishing.
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Other examples are:
I wish I were taller.
I wish I were more intelligent.
Also, remember Beyonce's ''If I were a boy'' song.

So the title should read correctly::
IF I WERE A MAN....

NOTE.
''Was'' can be used on rare occasions when there is high possibility that something happened or did'nt happen.
Example:
Was I rude to you at the party?
Oh! If I was rude, I apologise.
HERE, I am not sure whether or not I was rude to this person at the party, probably I was or was not.

*********
*********
I no wan bore u with details but if u get any confusion just tel me as i will be glad to elucidate.
Cheers!

^^ wao! The illustrations are lucid enough. Thanks dear.

Serendipity: Okay my dear. It should be in the subjunctive mood
Subjunctives are used when we are making wishes, saying things that are contrary to the fact
Example: If I were rich I would marry Tonto Dike.
*******
*******
If were the owner of Nairaland I would ban 19O and SExkillz.
*********
*********
If I were you I would dump that guy.
================================
These statements are contrary to the fact because:
'I am not rich and so will not marry Tonto Dike'.
*******
I am not you so the issue of dumping the guy does not arise.
*******
I am not the owner of Nairaland, so am just imagining it, wishing.
--------------------------------------------------
Other examples are:
I wish I were taller.
I wish I were more intelligent.
Also, remember Beyonce's ''If I were a boy'' song.

So the title should read correctly::
IF I WERE A MAN....

NOTE.
''Was'' can be used on rare occasions when there is high possibility that something happened or did'nt happen.
Example:
Was I rude to you at the party?
Oh! If I was rude, I apologise.
HERE, I am not sure whether or not I was rude to this person at the party, probably I was or was not.

*********
*********
I no wan bore u with details but if u get any confusion just tel me as i will be glad to elucidate.
Cheers!

are you an English Language teacher?

greatgod2012: are you an English Language teacher?

Noooooo! Poor me.

Serendipity: Okay my dear. It should be in the subjunctive mood
Subjunctives are used when we are making wishes, saying things that are contrary to the fact
Example: If I were rich I would marry Tonto Dike.
*******
*******
If were the owner of Nairaland I would ban 19O and SExkillz.
*********
*********
If I were you I would dump that guy.
================================
These statements are contrary to the fact because:
'I am not rich and so will not marry Tonto Dike'.
*******
I am not you so the issue of dumping the guy does not arise.
*******
I am not the owner of Nairaland, so am just imagining it, wishing.
--------------------------------------------------
Other examples are:
I wish I were taller.
I wish I were more intelligent.
Also, remember Beyonce's ''If I were a boy'' song.

So the title should read correctly::
IF I WERE A MAN....

NOTE.
''Was'' can be used on rare occasions when there is high possibility that something happened or did'nt happen.
Example:
Was I rude to you at the party?
Oh! If I was rude, I apologise.
HERE, I am not sure whether or not I was rude to this person at the party, probably I was or was not.

*********
*********
I no wan bore u with details but if u get any confusion just tel me as i will be glad to elucidate.
Cheers!

Sweet!

greatgod2012: are you an English Language teacher?

Hahaha .....my thoughts exactly!!
I guess when you know something, you don know am be that!!
Oya teacher oga...why you wan marry Tonto if you get money?
Hahaha.....................
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Ti ILE ba da tan.....gbogbo wa ni ole!!

Baba Oyo: Hahaha .....my thoughts exactly!!
I guess when you know something, you don know am be that!!
Oya teacher oga...why you wan marry Tonto if you get money?
Hahaha.....................
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Ti ILE ba da.....gbogbo ni ole!!

Tisha .. Tonto

Tisha don't tish me nonsense

biolabee: Tisha .. Tonto

Tisha don't tish me nonsense

You know na.....that kain thing!!!
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haaa...a ki i gbo buburu l'enu Baba Oyo abore o!!!

Baba Oyo: You know na.....that kain thing!!!
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haaa...a ki i gbo buburu l'enu Baba Oyo abore o!!!

pls, baba oyo, shift your base to jokes section......

Baba Oyo: Hahaha .....my thoughts exactly!!
I guess when you know something, you don know am be that!!
Oya teacher oga...why you wan marry Tonto if you get money?
Hahaha.....................
.
Ti ILE ba da tan.....gbogbo wa ni ole!!

HAahahaha! Marry Tonto? Makeihear.com.
I wanted to use catchy examples;
I knew her name
was popular and would achieve that effect.

And, for the record, No sane man will marry such a boorish coquette.

Serendipity: HAahahaha! Marry Tonto? Makeihear.com.
I wanted to use catchy examples;
I knew her name
was popular and would achieve that effect.

And, for the record, No sane man will marry such a boorish coquette.

I understand you my man!!
By the way, no one is beyond change o!!! She could be reconstructed into a more responsible, young woman that she is!!
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agba wa bura ti ewe o ba se o ri
*everyone must have passed through some youthful exuberance!**

hmm

Welldone y'all. You succeeded in turning my thread into ur chat room. No wahala.

jeffizy: Hahahaha..... I just asked a lady beside me and here is what she said...
I'm going to play with my p3n.is for the whole day!

for real.

are you trying to tell us something?

tpia@:
for real.

are you trying to tell us something?

Nope. Just echoing her response oo.

Funny though.

you're sure you're not the one playing with your dick with one hand, and typing with the other.

just asking.

tpia@:
you're sure you're not the one playing with your dick with one hand, and typing with the other.

just asking.

No break me belle abeg.!

tpia@:
you're sure you're not the one playing with your dick with one hand, and typing with the other.

just asking.

Arghhhhhhhh....unimaginable picture. .....lolll.

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