A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about two miles north of the PA/MD state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he would not give him a ticket.

The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out, and watched the performance briefly.

He then staggered over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way in the world I can pass that test."

A Jewish couple is sitting together on an airplane flying to The Far East.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and this plane will be going down.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us that should be able to
accommodate our landing.

However, the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives. "
A few minutes later the plane lands safely on the island. Morris turns
to his wife and asks,

"Esther, did we pay our pledge to the yeshiva yet?" "No, Morris," she responds.
Morris smiles and then asks, "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?"
"Oy, no! I haven't sent the check," she says.

Now Morris laughs out loud: "One last thing, Estheer
"Did you remember to send our Temple Building Fund check this month, "
he asks? "
"Oy, Morris, I haven't sent that one, either." says Esther.

Now, Morris is practically choking with laughter.
Esther asks Morris, " So, nu? What are you smiling and laughing about?"
Morris answers confidently, "They'll find us"

























NEVER OWE THE JEWS

9ice

TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s,

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road,

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times,

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup,

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo,

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space,

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month,

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it,

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

Kronky you rock men. . no sink oo.

for where naa

fish dey sink for ur village?

sometimes E dey happen. Fish wey no get fins like you.

try me and see

u be slippers wey them dey try? abeg make them no try you o.

nice posts.

@ kronkykay,

nice one. But, please dont let the ladies hear this o. Am sure they will tear you to pieces. And, I mean literally tear u to pieces.

Once again, nice one.

@teejay
what do u mean?

i wither ooo

kronk de kronk

clemcy de lady

wats popping?

pop corn

pop corn?

i love dat can i have some?

am serious is there anywhere i can get cyber pop corn

that na for pikin them na. . . settle for crispy fried kpomo.

nope!
i love poopn stuffs into my mouth

are you a pooper dooper? you dey lick, suck or eat lollipop?
Tell am to my ears only. . .

You again this bedbug?

how many times I go crush you?

na who be bedbug again

naijastyle

why is naijastyl a bedbug?

cuz he is a chinch

how dare u

You want to dare me?

he already has

Not yet. I dey wait for am to dare me.

u go grow beards unda ur tongue if u still dey wait

gill,
you dere not mess up with my sweety

dont mind that gils