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Science Competition by akinolaaaa(m): 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
A group of student scientists in Nigeria were to hold a competition to showcase their scientific inventions. The first boy came forward &said: "Am Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented a biro that can write whatever someone says on its own". He practicalized it and was applauded. The second person came andsaid: "I am Osita Chidi from Imo state. I invented a chip that can tell you the amount of money in someone's pockets close to it". He also practicalized it& was also applauded. Then came another man who said: "Am Akpors from Bauchi state. I invented a bomb that can kill anything 1000 metres away and will blow up any human body into million pieces, grinding up the hardest bones in the body. Please can you all sit down while I practicalize it before you all. At this point, the chairman of the competition shouted out. "Akpors dont worry about testing it here. You have done an excellent job & you are already the winnerof this competition |
Re: Science Competition by Dyt(f): 9:43pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
Re: Science Competition by dani1luv: 3:44pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
LOOL...This is nice |
Re: Science Competition by Vivly(f): 11:14pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
dani1luv: LOOL...This is nicehey so our oga at the top is still alive? |
Re: Science Competition by dani1luv: 11:50pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
Vivly:LOL...yeah, I have been around |
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