;This is good, can't stop laughing walayi... Wat a joke

LolzzZz ahh wat a good wat to end d nyt.tanx

You need to see me laughing, my mates think I'm crazy.

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i laff soteehh i nearly fall inside my mouth
talking about police, if you see how i take dey hide from one street to the
other so i can enter my house in peace without meeting police on the road.
Police is my friend but me no wan spend weekend with them oh.

mu che che che che!

Naija police get bad mouth eeeeh......

Can't stop laffing ha ha I wan piss for body ooooooooo

My Oga at the top u have finied me here so funny

femiero: I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?
ME: From hospital!
POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.
POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.
POLICE: and the dog know you o?
ME: Yes na, no be me get am?
POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.
POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am.....

Then the idiot flew out of the car...

I don laugh sote, Na tears they Comot my nose and mucus from my eyes

very funny.....i don laff tire

LOL.....

Now this made me laff really hard .. Thnks OP

jackbauersballs: Thank your stars the Policeman was not a Calabar man...

Na your dog for dey find escape route from the motor that day...

I still dey find Calabar policeman wey go cum play wit ma 11months old Japanese tosa o. . .

Akeud: No matter their faces, they are always ur friends. No matter their faces, they are always ur friends. No matter their faces, they are always ur friends.

this guy dey stammer ni or wetin?

Very funny.

basket mouth

Nice one.

jackbauersballs: Thank your stars the Policeman was not a Calabar man...

Na your dog for dey find escape route from the motor that day...

Na this joke gangan finish everything

. You have finished me. I actually read this in a meeting (I was sitting at the back of the conference room) and I burst out laughing.
You should see how everyone turned to look at me.
I work with a para military organisation, so you can imagine the way all the senior officers were glaring at me. I wish I could have read it out to them.
Anyway I got off with "these small small officers are so indisciplined"

van bonattel: You for trap the guy there, pin the door shut and demand he hands over all the bribe money he collected or you will tell the dog to chew im ear comot

Good advice, OP do this next time.

I hate people expoliting others out of circumstance. Police and agberos are known for this.

jackbauersballs: Thank your stars the Policeman was not a Calabar man...

Na your dog for dey find escape route from the motor that day...

hahahahahahahahah i donlaugh soh tey my tongue wun fly out .. na true talk if na calabar man .. the DOG NA hin go dey find escape route ..lolz

Para hol d police man no b small.

Always an evergreen joke. As long as our policemen remain who they are, the joke will not go out of fashion.

Lmfao

make una no kill me wid laugh ooo, cuz I no go fit sack ,as 4 police dem na goat

meenagiggs: . You have finished me. I actually read this in a meeting (I was sitting at the back of the conference room) and I burst out laughing.
You should see how everyone turned to look at me.
I work with a para military organisation, so you can imagine the way all the senior officers were glaring at me. I wish I could have read it out to them.
Anyway I got off with "these small small officers are so indisciplined"

NSCDC ? Regards to ur Ogas @the Top oo..

idupaul:

NSCDC ? Regards to ur Ogas @the Top oo..

u 4 allow d dog to do d talking................ in dat case,u may c a positive result::::::::::

So hilarious!

Nice joke! @ femiero