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Very Important Course For Men by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 27, 2008 |
Classes for Men Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each. Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion. Topic 3 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups. Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape. Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life estimonials. Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing. Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. **Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.** |
Re: Very Important Course For Men by pahtahkee: 8:18am On Mar 27, 2008 |
Where is this taking place? ![]() ![]() Am most interested. ![]() |
Re: Very Important Course For Men by success123(m): 8:57am On Mar 27, 2008 |
in the burial ground. |
Re: Very Important Course For Men by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Mar 27, 2008 |
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Re: Very Important Course For Men by ituen(m): 9:08pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
Success dey see im menses for now |
Re: Very Important Course For Men by saucekid(m): 9:12pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
thats why he dey on pause now |
Re: Very Important Course For Men by ituen(m): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
thank goodness say u been dey there wen the tin wan commot for "down below" |
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