There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner
of a old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that
John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few
days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking
him for John. Said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
You must feel terrible"

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said
"Fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her. She was
a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was
all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead
fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad
crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front,
too. Every time I used her the hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was
when I rented her to those four guys looking for a
good time for the weekend. I warned them that she
wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow
and were willing to pay. The fools all tried to get in
her at the same time and split her right down the
middle."

The old woman fainted.

very hilarious, good one dude,

one bottle of kunu 4 ya

lmao

@ Poster,

Nice, very nice.

thumbs up!!!

cool

hmm clem,u wicked oo,

upon d nice joke na kunu u dash am,

anyway let me compensate u wth a bottle of ZOBO

Lolabbey:

hmm clem,u wicked oo,

upon d nice joke na kunu u dash am,

anyway let me compensate u wth a bottle of ZOBO

No wahazi! whether na kunu or zobo, i know say somebody go offer me one bottle of small stout one day because anything is possible in Nigeria and inside this forum.
Have a great day all nairalanders. laugh as much as u can when u find the opportunity before u reach menopause (ladies) and womenopause (men)

@poster
my guy chop knuckle jo

u had up in stiches

u try
clap for it