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12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 10:00am On Mar 27, 2008
Question: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Answer: Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego,
A. "Is it in?"
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Mar 27, 2008
ure improving lol grin grin
Re: 12. Q&a by naijastyle: 3:51pm On Mar 27, 2008
lol
Re: 12. Q&a by ituen(m): 2:13am On Mar 28, 2008
NIce one

This one dem don dey tell u say u dey improve, i hope all is well
Re: 12. Q&a by TOYOSI20(f): 7:20am On Mar 28, 2008
I actually like the joke, cheesy
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 10:02am On Mar 28, 2008
yea its cool.
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 11:40am On Mar 28, 2008
clemcykul:

ure improving lol grin grin

I guess that the newest vocab taught you today in your kindergarten class.
Anyway i will ask my 3yrs jnr. to teach you some.

ITI tongue tongue tongue!!!!!!!!!!
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 12:07pm On Mar 28, 2008
u gadforsaken slowpoke get off my back!, dont deal wit pubic hairs capish?
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 1:15pm On Mar 28, 2008
See yabbing. Empe you never still commit suicide? **borrows him a thick rope for the suicide mission**
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Mar 28, 2008
cnt comprehend why whimp is attckn evry post of mine angry

gilgee giv am de rope sharp sharp.
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 1:36pm On Mar 28, 2008
the guy dey knot the rope, he go soon kpai. juz chill.
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 2:42pm On Mar 28, 2008
[b]*knots rope and tighten it around Clemcy's strands of Pubic hair and suspends it to the ceiling fan*[/b]

Now lets see who goes first. You shall not have peace until u stop disturbing my peace.

@Gilgee
Mind your self oooh> or else.
Re: 12. Q&a by delib: 2:59pm On Mar 28, 2008
naijastyle:

lol
lolul
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 10:39am On Mar 31, 2008
Emperoh:

[b]*knots rope and tighten it around Clemcy's strands of Pubic hair and suspends it to the ceiling fan*[/b]

Now lets see who goes first. You shall not have peace until u stop disturbing my peace.

@Gilgee
Mind your self oooh> or else.

Good at least she's learning how not to disturb or touch the sleeping LIONS tail, tongue tongue tongue
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2008
Emperoh:

Good at least she's learning how not to disturb or touch the sleeping LIONS tail, tongue tongue tongue
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Mar 31, 2008
Emperoh:

[b]*knots rope and tighten it around Clemcy's strands of Pubic hair and suspends it to the ceiling fan*[/b]

Now lets see who goes first. You shall not have peace until u stop disturbing my peace.

lol grin now am convinced ure a nice prick!
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 1:19pm On Mar 31, 2008
I thought u had a better response.

Keep up the show of self
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 1:40pm On Mar 31, 2008
Prof Empe dey win ooo 2-1. kai! if na me I no go gree oo. Na this kind thing make me kill person for ikot ekpene.
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 2:07pm On Mar 31, 2008
*looks on*
Re: 12. Q&a by naijastyle: 11:28pm On Mar 31, 2008
good for you
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 8:28am On Apr 01, 2008
worst for u dear

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