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12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 10:00am On Mar 27, 2008 |
Question: What did the banana say to the vibrator? Answer: Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me. Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever. Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. A. The thief was spending less then his wife. Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? A. It doesn't need cleaning. Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes. Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them. Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego, A. "Is it in?" |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
ure improving lol |
Re: 12. Q&a by naijastyle: 3:51pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
lol |
Re: 12. Q&a by ituen(m): 2:13am On Mar 28, 2008 |
NIce one This one dem don dey tell u say u dey improve, i hope all is well |
Re: 12. Q&a by TOYOSI20(f): 7:20am On Mar 28, 2008 |
I actually like the joke, |
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 10:02am On Mar 28, 2008 |
yea its cool. |
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 11:40am On Mar 28, 2008 |
clemcykul: I guess that the newest vocab taught you today in your kindergarten class. Anyway i will ask my 3yrs jnr. to teach you some. ITI !!!!!!!!!! |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 12:07pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
u gadforsaken slowpoke get off my back!, dont deal wit pubic hairs capish? |
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 1:15pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
See yabbing. Empe you never still commit suicide? **borrows him a thick rope for the suicide mission** |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
cnt comprehend why whimp is attckn evry post of mine gilgee giv am de rope sharp sharp. |
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 1:36pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
the guy dey knot the rope, he go soon kpai. juz chill. |
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 2:42pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
[b]*knots rope and tighten it around Clemcy's strands of Pubic hair and suspends it to the ceiling fan*[/b] Now lets see who goes first. You shall not have peace until u stop disturbing my peace. @Gilgee Mind your self oooh> or else. |
Re: 12. Q&a by delib: 2:59pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
naijastyle:lolul |
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 10:39am On Mar 31, 2008 |
Emperoh: Good at least she's learning how not to disturb or touch the sleeping LIONS tail, |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Emperoh: |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Emperoh: |
Re: 12. Q&a by Emperoh(m): 1:19pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
I thought u had a better response. Keep up the show of self |
Re: 12. Q&a by gilgee(m): 1:40pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Prof Empe dey win ooo 2-1. kai! if na me I no go gree oo. Na this kind thing make me kill person for ikot ekpene. |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 2:07pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
*looks on* |
Re: 12. Q&a by naijastyle: 11:28pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
good for you |
Re: 12. Q&a by clemcykul(f): 8:28am On Apr 01, 2008 |
worst for u dear |
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