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Don't Bite Ur Lips by janecool: 7:36pm On Dec 09, 2009
A MAN WENT TO A POND TO CATCH FISH N CATCHES 3 FISH,SUDDENLY A POLICE MAN APEARS AND SAID TO THE MAN :
DO U KNOW THAT ITS PROHIBITED TO CATCH FISHES HERE
M: YES
P :Y U DEY CATCH FISHE HERE, U KNOW say I go ARREST U.
M:YES
P : GET UP U R UNDER-AREST
M:SIR NA MY FISH
P : XPLAIN
M:I BRING Dem HERE 2 SWIM,IF PUT DEM IN POND THEY WUD SWIM N RETURN BACK 2 ME.
P: LET ME C
M :PUT FISH IN D POND.
20MINS LATER
P : WHERE R D FISH
M:WAT fish

hahaha
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by honeric01(m): 7:42pm On Dec 09, 2009
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Kunbee: 8:44pm On Dec 09, 2009
undecided undecided undecided undecided waste of space
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 11:45pm On Dec 09, 2009
Bite me
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Nobody: 9:35am On Dec 10, 2009
rotflmao. . . . I get it. ewwwww cheesy cheesy
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Nobody: 9:36am On Dec 10, 2009
Ok, noo, I dnt get it undecided
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 10:06am On Dec 10, 2009
Ekiti girl Your usual kolomentry abi?
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Nobody: 10:58am On Dec 10, 2009
Maybe, maybe not. Do you get the joke? shocked
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Ben13: 11:29am On Dec 10, 2009
LOL, I did.
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Dec 10, 2009
lies
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 6:02am On Dec 11, 2009
Gator, The joke no make sense, Lol, How're you sweety?
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Nobody: 6:07am On Dec 11, 2009
studio43:

Gator,  The joke no make sense,  Lol,  How're you sweety?                 
LOL Thought it made sense until I read that part where it said 3 fishes. I was thinking about a snake.
Fine jare, u?
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 6:47am On Dec 11, 2009
Lol Elenu Gbeske u still have not changed abi? Well i'm good jor no shaking. Cumming home for Xmas?
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Dec 11, 2009
noo! i dont have money
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 1:54pm On Dec 11, 2009
Use your body for money making na
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Dec 14, 2009
i no dey like u na, ashewo boy grin
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 11:13am On Dec 14, 2009
See dis magga. Babes dey carry the thing cum give me free of charge cuz i too sabi, Infact u need to see how i make them moan. Screaming my sexy name in ecstasy
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by clemcykul(f): 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2009
i admire ur talent at telling lies grin
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 6:46am On Dec 15, 2009
Follow me enter the place make we see if u no go wrap your legs round my waist so that i wont be able to pull it out of your ***** na
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Dec 15, 2009
lol ashewo, i suspect ure already having a hard on lmao!


get real studio, its gonna do u lots of wonders smiley
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Kunbee: 1:30am On Dec 19, 2009
This joke still dey hia undecided
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Dec 22, 2009
before na for ur head e go dey
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Kunbee: 11:31pm On Dec 23, 2009
Maybe, maybe not
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by studio43(m): 11:35am On Dec 25, 2009
Gerraut of my side jor
Re: Don't Bite Ur Lips by Kunbee: 6:04pm On Dec 25, 2009
Watevs cool

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