While visiting Nigeria , George Bush was invited to tea with Obasanjo.
He asks Obasanjo what his leadership philosophy is. He says
that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Olusegun.
"Allow me to demonstrate. "
Bush watches as Obasanjo phones Ngozi Iweala and says, "Ms. Fianance Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Iweala immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Obasanjo. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr.President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Ngozi Iweala!"

this land is getting boring

@ Tj baby face, what shall we do to eradicate this?

ban

;d

teejay ure back again ryte?

he is at the back.

ya clem kinda just checkin in nd out cos i gotta get use to it again

u had better

delibERATE re u talkin to me

No. He's singing to you.

okay teejay, get use to it and come back u were missed

thanks clem, am bck for good

SAM MILLA:

*closes d door and walks away*

right behind u!

where re yuu guys walkin tuu?

kuvuki desert

lol desert? thts no man's land. well since its no man's land, they re up to something

tj_tj:

lol desert? thts no man's land. well since its no man's land, they re up to something

what else would a man and a girl be up to in a deserted place?




ok, maybe they want to pray 2gether,

pray in tht hot place

sam has installed air condition in some strategic places

my tent has one 

so tj u can come ova lets join hands and pray 2geda

^improvements in kuvuki kingdom^!

jay has been there recently

ok first of all who gave sam milla rights to kuvuki tht place belongs to saucekid nd i
second, jay re yuu sure its prayer cos am not battyy

tj_tj:

ok first of all who gave sam milla rights to kuvuki that place belongs to saucekid nd i
second, jay re yuu sure its prayer because am not battyy

*cocks my side pistol and points @tj* demands for apologies*

*brings out atomic nd drop on hiroshimilla nd millasaki lol* 1945

cool, world war 2and half

;d