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| Igbo Man, Yoruba Man And Hausa Man On Trial by okpismart: 8:20pm On Dec 16, 2010 |
An Igbo man, Yoruba Man and Hausa man who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba guy and the Igbo guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The Igbo guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa guy coming with pineapples." |
| Re: Igbo Man, Yoruba Man And Hausa Man On Trial by StudioCFR(m): 8:37pm On Dec 16, 2010 |
Hehehehe the Hausa man na real mumu But why the ODE IBO man take the News to heaven? Everything is News to IBO people. |
| Re: Igbo Man, Yoruba Man And Hausa Man On Trial by porasog(f): 8:46pm On Dec 16, 2010 |
Jeez  LMHO |
| Re: Igbo Man, Yoruba Man And Hausa Man On Trial by okpismart: 9:06pm On Dec 16, 2010 |
WAKA or STAY? Pass Your Judgement on this joke |
| Re: Igbo Man, Yoruba Man And Hausa Man On Trial by Dabss(m): 10:24pm On Dec 16, 2010 |
av seen it b4 |
| Re: Igbo Man, Yoruba Man And Hausa Man On Trial by Nobody: 9:34am On Dec 17, 2010 |
this na  |
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